Defend yourself!

[ScarletScapegrace]

Let's see, could use my keys to blind it and a 20lb physics hardcover to bludgeon it. I think that should stun it long enough for me to get away.

 

[laststandman]

I have posted this in now 5 threads similar to this, and it is still true:
My limited edition Fellowship of the Ring goblet from Burger King (the Gandalf one). It kills everything.

 

[runnernda]

A chair. You just have to knock it down, then crush the head.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Attack
Guts
Spell <--
Item

SnoDr [7 AP] FlmDr [10 AP] TdrDr [12 AP]
IceDrn[20 AP] FirDrn[27 AP] BltDr [30 AP]
GldDrn[40 AP]<---

In short, that zombie is fucked.

 

[Drakmorg]

I beat him/her to death (re-death?) with my Mosby's Medical Dictionary, fourth edition.
Using a book of medical terminology to kill something, truly it would be irony incarnate.

 

[Something Amyss]

:/ I for once am completely defenseless. But why did they used to say? A knifless man is a lifeless man? Ya. I'll jump kick that zombie in the face then elbow slam him so his head falls off then I'll take his arm and use it as bait for the zombies outside.

well you can show it the picture of your avatar then tell him what is special about it. He would probably just walk away crying.

sorry I have a hot avatar... and yes I know it's a trap but damn it just look!!!!

Should I ask what you mean?

Its a guy.

Mmmm...T-Girl...This zombie approves.

 

[Neo10101]

My knife + his head = 1 dead zombie. woot!

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

I suppose I'll just have to smash this computer over its head. Internet is a handy thing to have during a zombie crisis, but it's not like this is the only means for me to access it.

 

[Alon Shechter]

My sexy Leatherman.
Ooooor!
I'll get a zombie captive and experiment on him!

 

[lacktheknack]

A fifty pound digital keyboard.

SPLATTERED BRAAAAAAAINS.

 

[lacktheknack]

I am getting so fucking tired of these threads, its the same thing every day. I mine as well bring a pocket knife into my room from now on so i can answer that in these threads.

What happens if someone does the spoilered "Grab an item, can you eat it?" thread again? Many people grabbed combat knives, hilarity ensued.

 

[Snarky Username]

Miniature Stapler!

It's not very effective...

 

[Nouw]

I can take on a zombie with my bare hands thank you.

I think anyone here could...

 

[Nailz]

Hmm master craft rotary tool. Hammers and chisels. Two by fours. Rotary saw.

I reckon I could think of something...

 

[WolfEdge]

MATT used BASEBALL BAT!

It's Super Effective!

 

[codebulder]

ummmm... i think i would kick it in the back of the knees punch it in the throat the i would STOMP IT IN THE NUTS!!!! (or KICK IT IN THE BOOBS!!! if its a girl, but preferably a guy cause i have always wanted to do all that stuff 2 some 1 the stomp him in the nuts.)

 

[Pegghead]

Lamp, Steve Carell loves it.

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

the closest thing to me is the ultimate weapon-a marine. i'd be safe from zombies.

EDIT: an infantry marine, too. so, i am really safe.