Defend youself!

[Jamienra]

I keep a mine detector so I never fall on your mines

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

YOU FOOL! You've let yourself open for badger assault!

Luckily for me I'm wearing my badger camoflage suit complete with badger pheremones.

 

[oppp7]

I mimic Penguins and also camoflage from my own badgers.

 

[Jamienra]

@penguins4freedom. Your in danger of the mines!

@oppp7. I stay away from cold areas and woodland altogether

 

[oppp7]

I fake my own death by pretending I stepped on a mine.

 

[Jamienra]

I make sure to stay near your 'tomb' at all times, seeing as you are alive it would be hte last place you would want to be

 

[oppp7]

I would use satillites to watch for assassins.

 

[j1-2themax]

I use a Star Wars defense system to knock down your satellites.

 

[Jamienra]

I use a hidden moon to use as headquarters
[sub]You will never find me here![/sub]

 

[oppp7]

I hide inside the sun.

 

[Jamienra]

I push Earth further from the sun

 

[oppp7]

Push the sun further from the earth.

 

[Jamienra]

I extinguish the sun. So you have no way of attacking me with heat

 

[oppp7]

I light it on fire so no one can harm me.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Then you realize you are still a mortal and get crisped to Death...Hmmmm.....Bacon

 

[Vrex360]

I have no idea what you are, hence I am saved by my ignorance of what you are.

 

[oppp7]

I just got a mongoose mowdown on you.
Edit: O, right, defense...
I ride the mongoose into the sunset, never to be seen or threatened again.

 

[Jamienra]

I would hide in a very mountainous area so that you couldnt ride near me

 

[oppp7]

I would hide in the ocean so you couldn't see me from the mountains.

 

[Jamienra]

[sub]oh the ocean again ¬¬[/sub]

I would hide in a Blimp to stay far from the sea