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Fuck you. Fuck you up your stupid ass. The previous comment was addressed to anyone reading it.

I played 5 minutes of Half life, uninstalled and chucked it, never looked at the series again.
I played 30 seconds of Mass Effect, uninstalled and chucked it, never looked at the series again.
I played 5 minutes of dead Space, uninstalled and chucked it, never looked at the series again.
I played 5 minutes of dragon age, uninstalled and chucked it, never looked at the series again.
I played 5 minutes of Baldurs Gate, uninstalled and chucked it, never looked at the series again.
I played 5 minutes of Final Fantasy VII, uninstalled and chucked it, never looked at the series again.
I played 5 minutes of KotOR, uninstalled and chucked it, never looked at the series again.
I played 5 minutes of GTAIII, uninstalled and chucked it, never looked at the series again.

I have never played command and conquer.
I have never played Zelda and never will.
I have never played Sonic and never will.
I have never played Metroid and never will.
I have never played a metal gear game and never will.
I have never played portal and never will.

I have never seen Firefly or Battlestar Galactica or any of those stupid sci-fi series' everyone seems to like. Same for Game of Thrones. Those I have seen such as Dr.Who and Star Trek I have no interest in whatsoever.

I think the original Worms is the best game ever made.

Basically I just hate all this crap, I have no idea why I'm even here...

You have the shortest attention span in the world, good sir.

 

[TheKaduflyerSystem]

Forgive me Father for I have sinned...

>I liked ME3's ending
>I've never played FF
>I've never played Pokemon
>I've never played alotofgamesyoumadmenraveabout
>I don't really care what other people think of me because I spend too much time judging others to give a fuck

 

[DirtyJunkieScum]

You have the shortest attention span in the world, good sir.

That is a scurrilous accusation sir, just because I'm very decisive about I'm hungry I'm going to make some toast.

 

[shogunblade]

This sounds kind of fun... Maybe I'll find something to offend somebody with.

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned...

I think Batman: Arkham City is overrated.
I also think Arkham Asylum's Boss Fights were pretty good.
I think Zack Synder's Watchmen was infinitely better than the Graphic Novel it was based on.
I also think the "Hallelujah" sex scene in previous mentioned movie is one of the finest crafted sex scenes ever filmed.
I didn't like Brazil, and I believe anybody who does like it only likes it for Gilliam Street-cred.
I actually like Popeye (The Movie).
I like "Cars" more than "Finding Nemo".
I have never watched "Doctor Who".
I actually don't like "Fight Club" all that much.
I believe Metal Gear Solid 2 to be the superior Metal Gear Solid game in the franchise.


That's all I got, I think.

Edit:

Forgive me OP, for I have sinned:
But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other.
Boy, do I feel better!
(I also waited until I was guaranteed the first post on the second page. Injustice strikes again!)

Dude, EXCELLENT Goonies Reference!

 

[Cookiegerard]

Forgive me Tim, for I have sinned...

I've never played any Zelda games.
I think H.P.Lovecraft is a terrible writer.
I've never played Final Fantasy.
I've never eaten bacon.
I liked the ending I got in Mass Effect 3 (green).
I like COD for the single player. Seriously, they are usually around the same level of 80's action films for me.
I have never drank Sprite.
I have never watched Firefly, My Little Pony, Big Bang Theory or Game of Thrones.
I think Alpha Protocol should of been game of the year.

EDIT: Oh, and I hate the Rocky films. I think they are badly made, directed, and acted.

 

[jackpackage200]

Forgive me Tom Cruise for I have sinned,

I thought The King's Speech was a bland and cliche.
I think Mad Men is way better than Breaking Bad.
I find older women/milfs/cougars unbelievably attractive
I think David Tennant is the best Doctor
I think The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker is the best video game of all time.
I think the "gun control" threads need to die alongside the feminism and friend-zone threads.

 

[doomspore98]

Forgive me nocturnal for I have sinned.

I have never watched firefly
Christopher ecklesston was the best doctor
I liked the star treck remake better then the original
I thought the star wars prequels were better than the original trilogy. Just Kidding. Just for saying that I think I am going to hell.

 

[Arkley]

Forgive me, deity whose existence I doubt - or don't forgive me, that's cool too. Not trying to tell you what to do or anything, if you do exist, which I don't think you do.

The only Zelda game I ever liked was Link's Awakening.

I have never enjoyed any point-and-click adventure game but Broken Sword: Shadow of the Templars. This includes Grim Fandango and Monkey Island.

I think REmake was a better survival horror experience than Silent Hill 2.

I enjoyed Dragon Age II more than the first.

I like Game of Thrones (TV show) better than the books. I regret having read the books because now I can't watch the TV show without knowing what's going to happen.

I loathe Dr. Who.

I dislike anime and Japanese-style artwork, along with the atypical "anime/JRPG voice acting", so much that I can't enjoy any game with such artwork or acting.

I have played all but one (maybe two) of the Metal Gear Solid games, and hated all of them.

I have played and enjoyed every Splinter Cell game, I look forward to the upcoming SC, and approve of the changes it makes.

 

[God'sFist]

Forgive me Nightfather for I have sinned

I have only played the first hour of Morrowwind
haven't watched any Dr. who
didn't finish any Final fantasy game

captcha: lol cat

I agree with you captcha.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

Forgive me Roland Deschain, for I have forgotten the face of my father. When I remember his face, I shall beg his forgiveness for my sins.


I enjoyed Final Fantasies 8 and 13

I don't really like Half Life 2

I have yet to watch Firefly

I have yet to read the Lord of the Rings or watch the movies

I have yet to watch the original Star Wars trilogy, despite loving the Sci-Fi and Fantasy genres

I enjoyed the Shadow the Hedgehog game.

 

[vegetalss4]

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned...

I don't really see the deal with bacon, I mean it taste fine, but nothing spectacular.

 

[zelda2fanboy]

I've never played a Final Fantasy game.
I never finished Chrono Trigger either.
I'm beginning to suspect I don't really like video games anymore.
I've only played one pokemon game and that was Pokemon Red and I never finished it.
I once masturbated to my custom made character from Beach Spikers on the gamecube.
I also did this from when I had to strip my custom character naked to get that ring out of the well in Oblivion.
I still play the mini games in Wii Fit, including the hula hoop ones.
I only played Just Cause 2 for an hour before never touching it again because I didn't like the controls.
I think I have more Wii games than I do for any other system.
I own MLB The Show, but I've never successfully scored a single run.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Snip to the Fifth!
Edit:

Forgive me OP, for I have sinned:
But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other.
Boy, do I feel better!
(I also waited until I was guaranteed the first post on the second page. Injustice strikes again!)

Dude, EXCELLENT Goonies Reference!

Thank you, someone recognized it!

OT: Ok, that was the light stuff, here's all my REAL crimes...

Forgive me High Septon, for I have sinned

Now where do I begin, my lords and ladies? I am a vile man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and cheated, gambled and whored. I'm not particularly good at violence, but I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me. You want specifics, I suppose:

When I was seven, I saw a servant girl bathing in the river. I stile her robe and she was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. I closed my eyes, but I could still see her tits bouncing.

When I was 10, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goat sh*t. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. Poor boy was flogged, and I escaped justice.

When I was 12 I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald men cry into the turtle stew, which I believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did.

I once brought a jack@$$ and a honeycomb into a brothel....

 

[Baron_Rouge]

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned...

I've never seen Game of Thrones...but I want to! And I will! I just need more time, Father...
I didn't like the Hunger Games.
I couldn't get into Half Life.
I enjoy the occasional game of Call of Duty.
I enjoy long cutscenes, as long as the game is well written.
I don't generally enjoy indie games.
I own every Dynasty Warriors game ever released.
I didn't think the original Star Wars movies were anything special, and I enjoyed the Phantom Menace a lot. I was 10, OK!?
I prefer Crash Team Racing to Mario Kart.
I think good graphics are important in a game.
I have a deep fondness for Christian rock, and I think most people misrepresent and steretype it.
I love Nickelback. I've even got concert tickets to see them in November! NICKELBACK!!!!! YEAH!!!

That is all.

 

[Kyrinn]

Forgive me internet, for I have sinned

I use Internet Explorer, and I like it.
It's all the same anyway.

I never finished FFVII
I did not enjoy Firefly
I don't enjoy Dr. Who
I don't like the Beetles
I think Led Zeppelin was just ok
I have played many, many more games than I have purchased
I hate the new DMC purely based on the new character design

 

[Evil Smurf]

Forgive me father,for I have sinned.
I have never finished a Zelda game.
The only Mario Game I have finished is Super Paper Mario,
I don't think Portal is fun,
I like the Wii and game on a Mac,
I also made out with a furry,
I like all Pokemon generations.
I am a hipster

 

[Lynx]

Forgive me, deity whose existence I doubt, for I have sinned.


I dropped my sister's favorite Game & Watch in the toilet when I was two.
Playing Left 4 Dead, although a super fun game, scares the shit out of me.
I've never finished a Zelda game.
I think Catcher in the Rye is tedious and bland.
One Tree Hill was once my guilty pleasure TV show.
I have used shirtlessness to distract my opponent when gaming.

 

[Kpt._Rob]

Forgive me Doctor Manhattan, for I have sinned...

-I did watch a good season or so of Dr. Who, but thought it was too mediocre to keep going.
-I've never gotten far enough past my disappointment about the original Assassin's Creed to give any of the others a try.
-I think the Watchmen prequels have actually been really good so far.
-I spend enough money on comics every month to afford a small island nation, but haven't given any Marvel titles even the remotest glance.
-I always have and probably always will find the Half Life series remarkably underwhelming, and when they finally release the next one I'll probably give it the same amount of attention I do to the pill bugs which constantly enter my apartment only to promptly die and make my carpet crunchier than it ought to be.
-I still love t-bagging people on Halo, and find griefing in any game hilarious. (this one I'm relatively certain qualifies as a cardinal sin)