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Because he'd be the new punchline for "What's black, white and red all over?" after the police use him as target practice.inu-kun said:
This is comically bad. He looks like everyone's worst idea of someone who could potentially harm their children. McDonald's is a company that built it's success on being simple, doing something everyone liked, and did it well, then didn't care what a few detractors though. Now it seems that they can only manage to fail anything they try to do.
That sounds like an HBO Superhero origin scene.lionsprey said:
"Dad, what's for dinner?"
"It's hamburgers, son."
"Awww, it always hamburgers. Why's it always hamburgers dad?"
"I... I can't tell you son. Just eat your hamburger."
*black and white Flashback sequence showing a younger version of the hamburgler getting caught and brutally beaten up by Ronald McDonald while trying to steal burgers from the back of a truck in an abandoned alleyway in the pouring rain*
"Da-ad I hate hamburgers. Why can't we go to McDonalds dad?"
"DAMMNIT EAT YOUR BURGER AND BE QUIET! I WILL NEVER HEAR THAT NAME IN MY HOUSE AGAIN"
*Child cries*
"I'm sorry son, I can't explain to you why. Just trust me. It's better this way"
*Hamburgler also starts crying next to son as short, quick flashes of him getting beat up by Ronald flash onto the screen*
HAMBURGLER SEASON 1: THE BEGINNINING GET IT NOW ON HBO OR NETFLIX.
I would watch that.
.................is this real or did you take a bunch of drugs that day, just wondering.President Bagel said:In The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald, The Hamburglar appeared as a reformed citizen of McDonaldland. However, he did revert back to his old ways in 'Ronald McDonald and the Visitors from Outer Space' when he created a diversion (lied about aliens coming to McDonaldland) so that he could steal all of McDonaldland's hamburgers while everyone was being distracted. And then when aliens actually did come to McDonaldland, nobody believed him.lionsprey said:
He comes off as a bit creepy. It definitely doesn't make me want McDonalds. Of course not much would.
As someone who owned 5/6 of the VHS's, I can assure you it is real. In fact, here is the Episode in Question (I could only find it in parts):President Bagel said:.................is this real or did you take a bunch of drugs that day, just wondering.tf2godz said:In The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald, The Hamburglar appeared as a reformed citizen of McDonaldland. However, he did revert back to his old ways in 'Ronald McDonald and the Visitors from Outer Space' when he created a diversion (lied about aliens coming to McDonaldland) so that he could steal all of McDonaldland's hamburgers while everyone was being distracted. And then when aliens actually did come to McDonaldland, nobody believed him.
OT: That guy looks nothing like the Hamburgler. But I don't think he looks like a Kidnapper or Pedophile either. He just looks like a normal dude. And that is boring...
I 2nd this. The King was awesome. I once went to an industrial dance club in LA and there was some guy there on the dance floor dancing in a full King costume. It was fantastic. It made me want to get a pedobear costume and join him.Hairless Mammoth said:
As an aside, this thread has been awesome and entertaining to read. I'm lmao and grinning ear to ear reading this. Best thread I have read here in a while.
Well, I've gotta hand it to McDonald's for this new marketing. They've successfully created something more skeevy than their food.
...Alright, color me interested. Can't be worse than how Ronald had been portrayed in the last few years, right?
Huh. Now that you mention it, I can kinda see that...lionsprey said: