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[Souplex]

Irritable bowels syndrome (You fart like crazy and there is nothing you can do about it.) is protected under the Americans with disabilities act.

And that's funny... why? If I had that, I'd sure hope the government would recognize it as a disbility.

Because it must be unpleasant for the Co-workers of these people and employers cannot do anything about it. Not funny "haha" but funny "strange"

 

[Salem_Wolf]

Forbidden to cross the border with a duck on your head. Forgot the location, though :S

I believe that's Minnesota. Another couple Minnesota examples:

- Oral sex is prohibited.
- All bathtubs must have feet.
- It is illegal to sleep naked.
- Red cars may not drive down Lake Street. (Way to be hating on Red, Minneapolis!)

And another animal on top of head law:

- Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

I believe that's Minnesota. Another couple Minnesota examples:

- Oral sex is prohibited.

False.

I doubt most (if not any) of the claims on this thread are accurate.

 

[sms_117b]

In a English England/Wales boarder town (1 specifically, I can't remember the name), between 12am and 7am you can kill a Welshman using a crossbow.

There is one state in America where Atheists cannot give evidence in court.

 

[ActionDan]

Apparently it is still legal to shoot a welsh man with a longbow from the walls of York castle!

Oi! I be a welsh fellow! D:

 

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[Altorin]

I believe that's Minnesota. Another couple Minnesota examples:

- Oral sex is prohibited.

False.

I doubt most (if not any) of the claims on this thread are accurate.

I completely agree.

This thread is based on websites with no oversight.

I could make a website, with entirely made up shit, call them funny laws, and people would believe them and post them on stupid threads like these.

I'm not saying that all of them are fake, but use a little common sense... Unless you actually see the law in the law books, don't assume that because dumblaws.com said it, it's true.

I take dumb laws discussions with the same grain of salt as I take Chuck Norris discussions.

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And there are sexy and ugly people in every single state of the union.

And every country in the world for that matter.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

"Even looking at it from a normal standpoint,"

But hey, if you're into 300 pound ladies and 70 year old men, be my guest!

Not even in Miami Beach? Tv, you lied to me!

 

[JoeOfCiran]

In my hometown of hereford, england, it is legal to shoot a welshman from 25 feet with a longbow in the grounds of hereford cathedral on sunday.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon.

What about naming it "Snowball?"

But then it would be run out of the farm by a pack of Communist dogs!

 

[blindraven]

Several areas around the world make it illegal to die within certain buildings/areas. I believe a town in the northwestern area of the US has also done this recently, but forget what town it was.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prohibition_of_death

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Can't remember where I read this - In some states in America, it's illegal to molester (sp) butterflies.

That ones always confused me because how does someone do that?

I could tell you, but I want all the butterflies to myself.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Not even in Miami Beach? Tv, you lied to me!

That...depends.
How do you feel about burn victims?

Hmm, I dunno. I have lots of greasy dago blood flowing through my veins, so I guess orange skin and premature facial wrinkles are supposed to be a turn on.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

But then it would be run out of the farm by a pack of Communist dogs!

But it would be a hero nonetheless!

Alas, A hero with a bad reputation given to him by those seeking absolute power!

Teehee, this is fun.

 

[GrindBass]

Just checked wikipedia and apparently this is real - in the UK it is illegal to release a grey squirrel into the wild. 'Instead they should be humanely destroyed'.