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[Fappy]

Does he think it's saying "what the fuck"? I guess I can hear it, but that's definitely not what it's supposed to be saying.

 

[Risingblade]

Obviously this guy has a dirty mind.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Is "Blahblah" some new slang I don't know about?

 

[mad825]

Does he think it's saying "what the fuck"? I guess I can hear it, but that's definitely not what it's supposed to be saying.

Nice going, we all will be hearing/thinking that now.

OT: really hard to tell, the audio quality is bad and speaks way too fast.

 

[Kenbo Slice]

Of course comments are disabled on the video. I wanted to tell this guy he's a moron.

 

[Summerstorm]

X sparks moral outrage.
And by moral outrage we mean someone is complaining about it in a youtube video.
And by X we mean EVERYTHING

Also: Yeah, sounds a bit like it. Good for the toy-designers. Clearly it is designed to shatter and mindrape young children's minds to be... crude?

Fingerprints (i don't think so)... That is all.

 

[Hoplon]

it's a minion, it's speaking gibberish.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I can kinda hear it but even then I will just dismissed it as it totally up to the person mind like a kid wouldn't ge it.

So I'm guessing the toy will be goes into the piles of failed McDonald toys like that dragon with the penis ship stand and that Lion King toy aswell.

 

[NPC009]

It sounds like it's saying 'barbeque' to me. Is this guy vegan and if yes, why did he eat at a McDonalds? Or is he some kind of history nut that can't stand the unrealistic notion of a caveman having a BBQ?

 

[smithy_2045]

From the thread title I expected it to be a dildo or something that could be used as a dildo. Similar to the Harry Potter vibrating brooms. The reality was deeply disappointing.

 

[Cowabungaa]

I very, very vaguely can hear "bag of dick" but I got a dirty mind and even I think it's pushing it, it's gibberish really. I highly doubt a toddler will pick up on it.

 

[Clive Howlitzer]

I think just about anything sparks moral outrage in someone nowadays.

 

[Politrukk]

everything sparks moral outrage these days.

that or a moral panic.


NEXT!


Edit

#1 ninja'd
#2 so it says bag of dicks or grab a dick? how very obviously insulting and outraging and definitely planned.

 

[Politrukk]

I think just about anything sparks moral outrage in someone nowadays.

God damn ninja's with their ninja-ish avatars and suave post stealing manners!

 

[viranimus]

I think just about anything sparks moral outrage in someone nowadays.

Moral outrage you say? It must be Friday again. God help us all if we have another Saturday.

Honestly after watching it five times I still have no clue what this guy thinks this free toy is saying. Reminds me of the whole "listening to heavy metal records backwards lets you hear messages from Satan" phantom jiggery pokery. People hear what they want to hear. Psychologically speaking its really kind of an extension of the exceptional human propensity to anthropomorphize everything.

People really have nothing better to do with their time? You know what that means then? Time to thin out the herd.

 

[maninahat]

It reminds me of the moral outrages of yesteryear. Like the Teletubby doll that sounded like it was saying "I gotta gun!" (It was actually saying "Again again!"). That one managed to get on tv at least.

I've no idea what the minion was saying however. It's a far cry from the "************" phone (youtube it).

 

[09philj]

At normal speed it's hard to tell. However, try slowing it down to 50% speed. If that's not "What the fuck?", I'm a monkey's uncle.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

*comments are disabled on this video*

Dirty coward, probably couldn't handle an opposing opinion. Ooh, a toy "cursing", what outrage! Such offense!

Annoying excuse of a human in the video and clickbaity thread title aside, all I hear from the toy is gibberish.