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[Sassafrass]

Dude, you've gotta work on your death pose.

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

MP5 is da best! But that is pretty much all I say when playng.

 

[Grayjack]

"Pucker Up." For Women

I don't care if it's my best friend, but I wouldn't do it to a guy.

 

[Joa_Belgium]

"Remember that girl who had the moustache, that Chewbacca-like breast hair and those ingrown toe nails that you dated a while back? Yeah? Congratulations, you're going to be a father!"

If that doesn't wake him up, nothing will.

 

[willic767]

from the batman 1989 film the jokers says "dont rub another mans rubarb" and that is what i would say and from the twilight zone "this squrill is fake"

 

[Biosophilogical]

Respawning...3...2...1...*Revives person*

 

[ddon]

i going to laugh myself to death if you get a boy/girlfriend. necrophylea in case you dont get it.

 

[Booze Zombie]

"You're lucky I had the needle, no way I was kissing you back to life."

"YOU LIVE... again."

 

[Deacon Cole]

"Stay down" because no one ever listens to me. So if I told them to not die, they'd be toast.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

"Come on, walk it off" or
"You died from that? Man you suck."

 

[Azure Phoenix]

I'd either just stare at them with a look that screamed "Really? That's pathetic", or I'd just nudge their face with my foot/ kick them, and tell them to get up.

 

[Arisato-kun]

Phoenix Down!

 

[Satin6T]

Sorry I'm really not into necrophilia

 

[Zombies]

i would say "your not allowed to die yet, it's my job to kill you, not this random 'thing'"

 

[Lucane]

Heh... Guess Heaven doesn't want ya and Hell won't take you.

 

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[Pimppeter2]

"Gotcha *****!"

 

[quiet_samurai]

"Before you ask, yes you're dead, and yes I'm God"

 

[Jedoro]

"Did you see Swayze in line up there?"