Once upon a time there was a large evil troll who wielded a stolen Metal Hammer called Bob who liked freshly baked monkey nuts. He ate them with pecans and soy sauce. Eating them was challenging, for they were alive. Then he mashed potatoes to bake George Clinton into a regal car. This resulted DNA change and Metal DO THE MARIO. After Mario-ing, he pooped. Now he went to rape deathclaws with his unimpressively, rusty steel Nunchucks.
Afterwards, he chased after some bacon and clams with sharksaws and adorned his mom with a magical genie!
The end. He thought, until the neon pterodactyl clawed at his crotch, causing excruciating waves of shameful pleasure. 'Oh my', he thought.
He struck a nerve with his George Orwell. George didn't like the pecans and threw them at Adolf Hitler
Afterwards, he chased after some bacon and clams with sharksaws and adorned his mom with a magical genie!
The end. He thought, until the neon pterodactyl clawed at his crotch, causing excruciating waves of shameful pleasure. 'Oh my', he thought.
He struck a nerve with his George Orwell. George didn't like the pecans and threw them at Adolf Hitler