Once upon a time there was a large evil troll who wielded a stolen Metal Hammer called Bob who liked freshly baked monkey nuts. He ate them with pecans and soy sauce. Eating them was challenging, for they were alive. Then he mashed potatoes to bake George Clinton into a regal car. This resulted DNA change and Metal DO THE MARIO. After Mario-ing, he pooped. Now he went to rape deathclaws with his unimpressively, rusty steel Nunchucks.
Afterwards, he chased after some bacon and clams with sharksaws and adorned his mom with a magical genie!
The end. He thought, until the neon pterodactyl clawed at his crotch, causing excruciating waves of shameful pleasure. 'Oh my', he thought.
He struck a nerve with his George Orwell. George didn't like the pecans and threw them at Adolf Hitler which may cause him to explode.
In reality this may cause great swelling to Godzilla proportions. He almost ate a really big fake turkey, he then went vegan. Later he went to the store, of Godly chocolate cakes.
When questioned, he smacked his wife like a kind man on steroids abusing cats by removing their kitty from prison to rape a dog. He stopped. 'Twas Hammertime in colonland so he got thugged like a platypus in july until his head got ate by bad grammar.
The next day he had to rhape his own ears while others watched cartoons. He pondered the value of his ability to eat kittens. Farting, verily, he died.
But a new character was chosen in time for the murder fest. But then he decided to dance while murdering bunnies that eat people. He should have continued dancing but he saw a monkey playing a masturbation game. He was helping it with its hairy banjo playing when the police frequently attempted to hit some car with a bat. But he forgot to get his car the proper rims. So he used insurance fraud to obtain $100000000000000000 for lots of cocaine. Then he decided to jump into an hippo that flew on Friendship and cow blood. He asked, "How does this work?"
Some random bear and ottoia went to fuck some Micheal Atkinson flavored spighetti. "Arbeit macht" said Micheal, absorbing hate. I sniped the sick with my hunting rifle. In time, zombies began eating livers and toast with much gusto so much gusto that people started to vomit uncontrollably. Cyanide would win the lottery with his Bengal tiger and a saw blade. Which helped peel potatoes off windows and dead midget children. A necromancer ate bacon, cheddar cheese, and windshield-wiper fluid. He peed his friends pants.
After changing, his laser he began to charge wildly like an enraged ox on heroin
Afterwards, he chased after some bacon and clams with sharksaws and adorned his mom with a magical genie!
The end. He thought, until the neon pterodactyl clawed at his crotch, causing excruciating waves of shameful pleasure. 'Oh my', he thought.
He struck a nerve with his George Orwell. George didn't like the pecans and threw them at Adolf Hitler which may cause him to explode.
In reality this may cause great swelling to Godzilla proportions. He almost ate a really big fake turkey, he then went vegan. Later he went to the store, of Godly chocolate cakes.
When questioned, he smacked his wife like a kind man on steroids abusing cats by removing their kitty from prison to rape a dog. He stopped. 'Twas Hammertime in colonland so he got thugged like a platypus in july until his head got ate by bad grammar.
The next day he had to rhape his own ears while others watched cartoons. He pondered the value of his ability to eat kittens. Farting, verily, he died.
But a new character was chosen in time for the murder fest. But then he decided to dance while murdering bunnies that eat people. He should have continued dancing but he saw a monkey playing a masturbation game. He was helping it with its hairy banjo playing when the police frequently attempted to hit some car with a bat. But he forgot to get his car the proper rims. So he used insurance fraud to obtain $100000000000000000 for lots of cocaine. Then he decided to jump into an hippo that flew on Friendship and cow blood. He asked, "How does this work?"
Some random bear and ottoia went to fuck some Micheal Atkinson flavored spighetti. "Arbeit macht" said Micheal, absorbing hate. I sniped the sick with my hunting rifle. In time, zombies began eating livers and toast with much gusto so much gusto that people started to vomit uncontrollably. Cyanide would win the lottery with his Bengal tiger and a saw blade. Which helped peel potatoes off windows and dead midget children. A necromancer ate bacon, cheddar cheese, and windshield-wiper fluid. He peed his friends pants.
After changing, his laser he began to charge wildly like an enraged ox on heroin
