DENMARK! Any Danes out there?

[Jonluw]

Danish here! Amusing fact: more than 80% of Denmark's land area is agricultural!

That's just because you have no mountains like real manly countries do

But we have 4 times as many pigs as humans!

...I forgot where I was going with this.

Indeed, that sounds like a compelling point in favour of Denmark.
Are you sure you counted right though? It's pretty easy to mix up Danes and pigs, after all.

I assure you it's excluding the two legged ones.

And you're sure you managed to keep count with that number system of your's?

...Hey, don't you go insult our primary export goods! Those pigs are of the finest quality, I will not have the likes of you demean their glorious baconian reputation.

Oh, I'm not insulting the quality of the pigs. I'm just saying you shouldn't be shoving all that fine bacon-material into sausages.

 

[Gigano]

Danish here! Amusing fact: more than 80% of Denmark's land area is agricultural!

That's just because you have no mountains like real manly countries do

But we have 4 times as many pigs as humans!

...I forgot where I was going with this.

This is the scary part: Even though I have lived my whole life in Denmark, I have NEVER seen a pig! Besides in the Copenhagen zoo!!!! WHERE DO THEY HIDE THEM???? Maybe that is just the Copenhagen girl speaking...

I've seen more than I'd ever care to, but I originally hail from Western Jutland, so that's a given; I believe that's where they all hide out.

[small]Though it's the cows that get to me...[/small]

But you should visit a farm sometime; believe it or not, they're one of the primary pillars of our economy, utterly foreign as they might be to most raised in the capitol. Scary how mechanized and industrialized they are these days.

 

[Napierdalac]

Pft, Denmark, that's like the shitty version of Sweden. How does it feel to know that we've raped you in different ways through all of history?

The raping was quite mutual you know. Seeing that a big chunk of Sweden once was danish.

But now? Please invade us again.. We need affordable living and cars here.

 

[rubinigosa]

Well my grandma is Danish so I know one.I have been to Denmark 3 times and Legoland also 3 times...and Lego teched me science.

 

[Gigano]

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And you're sure you managed to keep count with that number system of your's?

Yes, with our superior minds we Danes understand the twisted logic of our number system, foreign to all lesser mortals as it is!

Oh, I'm not insulting the quality of the pigs. I'm just saying you shouldn't be shoving all that fine bacon-material into sausages.

...I'd have to agree on that one. And we shouldn't export all the best bacon either.

Damn our cooking traditions suck.

 

[Napierdalac]

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And you're sure you managed to keep count with that number system of your's?

Yes, with our superior minds we Danes understand the twisted logic of our number system, foreign to all lesser mortals as it is!

Oh, I'm not insulting the quality of the pigs. I'm just saying you shouldn't be shoving all that fine bacon-material into sausages.

...I'd have to agree on that one. And we shouldn't export all the best bacon either.

Damn our cooking suck.

Hey hey hey.. Frikadeller is possibly the best food you can get. Especially if you chop up some bacon and toss it into the mix !

 

[Gigano]

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Hey hey hey.. Frikadeller is possibly the best food you can get. Especially if you chop up some bacon and toss it into the mix !

None too partial to them I'm afraid. Nor do I like potatos.

[small]Yes, I'm a Briton in disguise[/small]

 

[Jonluw]

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And you're sure you managed to keep count with that number system of your's?

Yes, with our superior minds we Danes understand the twisted logic of our number system, foreign to all lesser mortals as it is!

Oh, I'm not insulting the quality of the pigs. I'm just saying you shouldn't be shoving all that fine bacon-material into sausages.

...I'd have to agree on that one. And we shouldn't export all the best bacon either.

Damn our cooking traditions suck.

Yeah, I guess the Swedes have got us both beat there...
Damn those Swedes...

 

[Napierdalac]

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Hey hey hey.. Frikadeller is possibly the best food you can get. Especially if you chop up some bacon and toss it into the mix !

None too partial to them I'm afraid. Nor do I like potatos.

[small]Yes, I'm a Briton in disguise[/small]

That can only be because you haven't tasted properly made frikadeller. But real danish cooking ain't bad. Some of the old school country recipes are really good.

 

[SckizoBoy]

First thing I thought when I read the forum topic: Sandi Toksvig (like the radio-4 listening English ponce that I am...) 'In Denmark we have a saying: we can't cure a hangover, but we can cure bacon'

Anyway, one of my (former) colleagues is a German-Dane (dad's Danish, her mom's German). *shrug* Closest connection I have.

But there was one question I've always meant to ask: are you guys still hung up about the Schleswig-Holstein issue? (honest question, BTW)

 

[Gigano]

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Hey hey hey.. Frikadeller is possibly the best food you can get. Especially if you chop up some bacon and toss it into the mix !

None too partial to them I'm afraid. Nor do I like potatos.

[small]Yes, I'm a Briton in disguise[/small]

That can only be because you haven't tasted properly made frikadeller. But real danish cooking ain't bad. Some of the old school country recipes are really good.

Well, Stegt Flæsk is manna from pig heaven, I'll have to admit to that.

 

[rubinigosa]

...
And you're sure you managed to keep count with that number system of your's?

Yes, with our superior minds we Danes understand the twisted logic of our number system, foreign to all lesser mortals as it is!

Oh, I'm not insulting the quality of the pigs. I'm just saying you shouldn't be shoving all that fine bacon-material into sausages.

...I'd have to agree on that one. And we shouldn't export all the best bacon either.

Damn our cooking traditions suck.

Yeah, I guess the Swedes have got us both beat there...
Damn those Swedes...

...We do not cook like that >.> ...or eat like that

 

[rubinigosa]

Pft, Denmark, that's like the shitty version of Sweden. How does it feel to know that we've raped you in different ways through all of history?

The raping was quite mutual you know. Seeing that a big chunk of Sweden once was danish.

But now? Please invade us again.. We need affordable living and cars here.

Naw man, we did the largest chunk of the raping here. Just look at when we got our french king, on his way to his new land he stopped by Denmark, kicked some danish ass, and kept going to Sweden.

The problem is that we kinda don't want Denmark, we're constantly saying how Skåne should be dug out and pushed towards Denmark.

Well some of us do and some of us do not but the funniest is when a person from Skåne wants Skåne to not part of Sweden...why not just travel a few Km down to Denmark then ?

 

[Jonluw]

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And you're sure you managed to keep count with that number system of your's?

Yes, with our superior minds we Danes understand the twisted logic of our number system, foreign to all lesser mortals as it is!

Oh, I'm not insulting the quality of the pigs. I'm just saying you shouldn't be shoving all that fine bacon-material into sausages.

...I'd have to agree on that one. And we shouldn't export all the best bacon either.

Damn our cooking traditions suck.

Yeah, I guess the Swedes have got us both beat there...
snip
Damn those Swedes...

...We do not cook like that >.> ...or eat like that

Lies. I say so, ergo you do. Q.E.D.

Spoiler: Since you are Swedish, I will just throw in this video for shits and giggles.

Get's sort of NSFW around the 2 minute mark.

 

[rubinigosa]

...
And you're sure you managed to keep count with that number system of your's?

Yes, with our superior minds we Danes understand the twisted logic of our number system, foreign to all lesser mortals as it is!

Oh, I'm not insulting the quality of the pigs. I'm just saying you shouldn't be shoving all that fine bacon-material into sausages.

...I'd have to agree on that one. And we shouldn't export all the best bacon either.

Damn our cooking traditions suck.

Yeah, I guess the Swedes have got us both beat there...
snip
Damn those Swedes...

...We do not cook like that >.> ...or eat like that

Lies. I say so, ergo you do. Q.E.D.

Spoiler: Since you are Swedish, I will just throw in this video for shits and giggles.

Get's sort of NSFW around the 2 minute mark.

What the hell was that ??...I am scared now

 

[Jonluw]

...
And you're sure you managed to keep count with that number system of your's?

Yes, with our superior minds we Danes understand the twisted logic of our number system, foreign to all lesser mortals as it is!

Oh, I'm not insulting the quality of the pigs. I'm just saying you shouldn't be shoving all that fine bacon-material into sausages.

...I'd have to agree on that one. And we shouldn't export all the best bacon either.

Damn our cooking traditions suck.

Yeah, I guess the Swedes have got us both beat there...
snip
Damn those Swedes...

...We do not cook like that >.> ...or eat like that

Lies. I say so, ergo you do. Q.E.D.

Spoiler: Since you are Swedish, I will just throw in this video for shits and giggles.

Get's sort of NSFW around the 2 minute mark.

What the hell was that ??...I am scared now

That's what you get for exporting all that Astrid Lindgren stuff to us...

 

[rubinigosa]

...
And you're sure you managed to keep count with that number system of your's?

Yes, with our superior minds we Danes understand the twisted logic of our number system, foreign to all lesser mortals as it is!

Oh, I'm not insulting the quality of the pigs. I'm just saying you shouldn't be shoving all that fine bacon-material into sausages.

...I'd have to agree on that one. And we shouldn't export all the best bacon either.

Damn our cooking traditions suck.

Yeah, I guess the Swedes have got us both beat there...
snip
Damn those Swedes...

...We do not cook like that >.> ...or eat like that

Lies. I say so, ergo you do. Q.E.D.

Spoiler: Since you are Swedish, I will just throw in this video for shits and giggles.

Get's sort of NSFW around the 2 minute mark.

What the hell was that ??...I am scared now

That's what you get for exporting all that Astrid Lindgren stuff to us...

But I do not like her...also why was there green paint ? I get the Astrid Lindgren part but why was there green paint? that was the most scary part

 

[Jonluw]

...
And you're sure you managed to keep count with that number system of your's?

Yes, with our superior minds we Danes understand the twisted logic of our number system, foreign to all lesser mortals as it is!

Oh, I'm not insulting the quality of the pigs. I'm just saying you shouldn't be shoving all that fine bacon-material into sausages.

...I'd have to agree on that one. And we shouldn't export all the best bacon either.

Damn our cooking traditions suck.

Yeah, I guess the Swedes have got us both beat there...
snip
Damn those Swedes...

...We do not cook like that >.> ...or eat like that

Lies. I say so, ergo you do. Q.E.D.

Spoiler: Since you are Swedish, I will just throw in this video for shits and giggles.

Get's sort of NSFW around the 2 minute mark.

What the hell was that ??...I am scared now

That's what you get for exporting all that Astrid Lindgren stuff to us...

But I do not like her...also why was there green paint ? I get the Astrid Lindgren part but why was there green paint? that was the most scary part

Huh. I happen to like Astrid Lindgren. Fond memories. Nangijala, with the awesome pink lava (or was it mud?) in Katla's cave.

And the green stuff? That's just her being Swedish, I guess?

 

[rubinigosa]

...
And you're sure you managed to keep count with that number system of your's?

Yes, with our superior minds we Danes understand the twisted logic of our number system, foreign to all lesser mortals as it is!

Oh, I'm not insulting the quality of the pigs. I'm just saying you shouldn't be shoving all that fine bacon-material into sausages.

...I'd have to agree on that one. And we shouldn't export all the best bacon either.

Damn our cooking traditions suck.

Yeah, I guess the Swedes have got us both beat there...
snip
Damn those Swedes...

...We do not cook like that >.> ...or eat like that

Lies. I say so, ergo you do. Q.E.D.

Spoiler: Since you are Swedish, I will just throw in this video for shits and giggles.

Get's sort of NSFW around the 2 minute mark.

What the hell was that ??...I am scared now

That's what you get for exporting all that Astrid Lindgren stuff to us...

But I do not like her...also why was there green paint ? I get the Astrid Lindgren part but why was there green paint? that was the most scary part

Huh. I happen to like Astrid Lindgren. Fond memories. Nangijala, with the awesome pink lava (or was it mud?) in Katla's cave.

And the green stuff? That's just her being Swedish, I guess?

I am Swedish but the only book I have read by her is the one you are mentioning and I was to young to understand it properly and later in school we had to do works about her like she was the best writer ever and that made me dislike her books.

No that is not because she is Swedish it is because she is witch because we do not ejaculate green paint