Describe your day with a haiku

[Duck Sandwich]

Did lots of sparring
Punching people in the face
Bought Father's Day cake

 

[OutcastBOS]

I slept until one
Watched some wrasslin' e-feds
now a bit sad, yep.

 

[manic_depressive13]

Woken by alarm
With cyanide I could sleep
Now and forever

 

[piinyouri]

Wake up hot again
Damn dog wont shut up again
Clean the house again

 

[mateushac]

Pretty sad myself
Lost my driver's license
Have nowhere to go

 

[Bigbomb94]

Watched RoadHouse with dad
Played Halo with my father
Got my hair cut short

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

I just now woke up
I am so very hungry
Oh look, hamburgers

 

[IamQ]

Sat at computer
Suddenly idea comes up
"Hey let's melt some coins!"

 

[TotallyNotABot]

Too many exams
But instead of studying
Procrastination

 

[Suicidejim]

Dealt with customers
Got a gift card and free pen
Walked home in the rain

 

[XandNobody]

I woke up today
Beheld the rainy weather
Then I had a nap

 

[galaktar]

Blarg honk, blarg blarg honk
Honkity Blarging Honk Blarg
Sincerely, Crunchbite.

 

[Feylynn]

LoL streams all morning
Sleeping all day for the win
wake up to pizza

 

[Pharsalus]

failing to escape
lazy tyranny of naps
book pages unturned

 

[wintercoat]

sleeping in my bed
dreaming the dreams of the dead
morning: what I dread

 

[JimB]

I chopped up a tree
That fell on my fence last night,
And now my back hurts.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Went out to buffet
With my siblings and my dad
Happy Father's Day

 

[Kapri]

Getting really drunk
Watching Chrome Shelled Regios
About to pass out.

 

[ThePS1Fan]

Played CoD and Minecraft
On Xbox with my sister
Now I'm home and bored