Describe your exact opposite (Alternate reality opposite version of yourself)

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E-mantheseeker

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Hypothetically: There is an alternate reality/universe wherein everybody is the exact opposite of the person in our reality in terms of personality/characteristics.

In this universe what are you like?

For example a lazy cynical person in this universe would be a determined idealist in the alternate reality, but that's just a very basic description.
 

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Thick, small, ugly, sporty, muscular, religious.

I just thought, if I met someone with my characteristics and ideals, I'd hate him.
 

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Fat Man Spoon said:
Thick, small, ugly, sporty, muscular, religious.

I just thought, if I met someone with my characteristics and ideals, I'd hate him.
Gets close to my opposite. I just have to switch small to midget and add dumb.
 

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DVSAurion said:
Fat Man Spoon said:
Thick, small, ugly, sporty, muscular, religious.

I just thought, if I met someone with my characteristics and ideals, I'd hate him.
Gets close to my opposite. I just have to switch small to midget and add dumb.
Thick is the equivalent of dumb, unless you mean the inability to speak.
 

Tartarga

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lets see...
thin, good at school, has social abilities, hates video games, loves disney
holy crap the other me is a 5 year old prick
 

XJ-0461

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My opposite would probably be a short, outspoken, religious, promiscuous girl that absolutely loves Big Brother.
 

L4hlborg

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Fat Man Spoon said:
DVSAurion said:
Fat Man Spoon said:
Thick, small, ugly, sporty, muscular, religious.

I just thought, if I met someone with my characteristics and ideals, I'd hate him.
Gets close to my opposite. I just have to switch small to midget and add dumb.
Thick is the equivalent of dumb, unless you mean the inability to speak.
Making sure, you never know. Well, I'm mostly really able to speak, so it should be on the list.
 

Julianking93

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My alternate:

Believes in God strongly to the point of joining Fred Phelps, despises video games, hates to read, is 500 pounds, is a carnivore, reclusive, is gay but hates gays, has short military hair, short, loves sports and football in particular, has an IQ of 12, ugly, lazy, loves the Jonas Brothers and all that other Disney bullshit...

Can't think of anymore.

Oh wait I got another one, Is not a member of the Escapist!
 

Dorian

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A short, fat, blond, stupid, quick, modern, not stubborn, sane, good, asexual girl who wishes to bring goodness to the planet.

..... My soul just puked while I wrote that.
 

Gooble

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Hmmm...

Devout Puritan, black, shaved head, doesn't give a shit about anybody, incredibly superficial, thinks only of what he's going to buy next, like cheesy pop music, fat (but attractive!), hates all sport etc. etc. etc.
 

Supreme Unleaded

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my oppasite would first and formost be a girl, since im a guy. This girl would be extreamly fat, be a total shut in, hate soccer and any other sport (especially soccer) would be hydrophobic (if thats the word), have no animals, be emotinal, would live in a city, hate camps, suck at school, and you know, I could go on and on.

EDIT: Also HATE duct tape.
 

Vendayn

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The other me would be so fat he would probably take up 5 seats in an airplane (I'm 6'1 and only 120 pounds), really short, good social abilities, horrible at anything with imagination/creativity, good at math, would be able to easily get a g/f (seeing as how I've only had 3 g/fs in my life and haven't had one in 2 years now), would hate nature, would hate video games, would be a jerk (seeing as how I'm incredibly nice)...and think thats all I can think of now.

Heh, I like myself much more than that guy ;P

(edit)

Heh, guess if it was exact opposite, the other me would be a girl...kinda forgot about that
 

The Austin

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Increadibly uncool and unattractive, and gay and has no freinds and stuff. And modest. :D
 

PhantomCritic

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Portal Maniac said:
A short, fat, blond, stupid, quick, modern, not stubborn, sane, good, asexual girl who wishes to bring goodness to the planet.

..... My soul just puked while I wrote that.
This.

Plus it would hate video games and cupcakes.
 

esperandote

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a careless hippie that does nothing but watch, is rude and that failed school but is oddly in better shape lately :p