Describe your exact opposite (Alternate reality opposite version of yourself)

[SmilingKitsune]

My evil alternate self would be...
Scowling Kistune, real name Essej Nosyrrah.
An incredibly focused, unemotional mathematician who has no time for literature, games, films or music.
Who believes love is just a trick of the mind and something to be scorned and avoided at all costs.

 

[thegaminggirlfriend]

Anal retentive, completely in control of emotions and impulses. No interest in sex whatsoever. Hates music, role-playing games, video games, and the Internet because they are obviously tools of the Devil.

I think my alternate reality persona is a nun. Or a Baptist minister's wife.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Yeah... funny thing is I'm often THE opposite of myself. And you can't even tell which one is the original.

 

[darkless]

Tall, good looking, short hair, clean shaven, sporty, i cant say much on intelligence there is no opposite to average and muscular...damn alternate me sounds awesome.

 

[Spitfire175]

A short, bald, obese hippie communist who also tremendously enjoys anime and preaching about the Bible. And a pro-russian, eco-mentalist.

 

[Berethond]

Am I the only one here who is under 5'11''?

No, I'm 5'8"
Ima short little man. With ridiculously awesome hair.
So.... tall fat women, with very ugly hair.

Also, likes Obama.

Probably some kind of Lawful Good lady.
Also, totally pacifistic and non-aggressive. Talks nonstop. Is very stupid.

 

[Jedoro]

Am I the only one here who is under 5'11''?

I'm 5'9"

Let's see, my opposite would be:
-Female
-over 6'
-Albino
-Overweight, if only slightly
-Very outspoken atheist
-Loves breaking rules
-Cheerful
-Smoker, drinker, and a slut
-Hates video games
-Hates the woods/outdoors in general
-Despises weapons and violence
-Absolutely adores her family (I don't hate them, but I could honestly do without them)
-Greedy
-Dresses like a slut (Pants=Win to me)
-Liberal views
-Batshit retarded

I think that about covers my opposite, aside from the previously ninja'd, clever responses of Dead and Not A Member of The Escapist.

 

[New Troll]

Llort Wen would have been a huge dumbass and would have killed himself long ago, if someone else didn't beat him to the punch.

 

[molester jester]

Short, bald, shaven but a nice helpful kinda guy