Describe your sex life with a GLaDOS quote.

[The Irrelevant Gamer]

"Wheeeeeeeee."

 

[Lance Icarus]

"If you come into contact with the floor, a negative mark will be placed on your record, followed by death."

Not a fan of rug burns.

 

[TSED]

"Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun, and learning are the primary goals of all Aperture Science activities, serious injuries may occur."


"It might be a raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it."

 

[Hey Joe]

Anytime GLaDOS is silent

 

[Jurian]

"I don't have any idea what that thing is for, please put it back"

 

[njsykora]

I hope your brief detention in the isolation pod was a pleasant one.

(It hasn't been brief. Its been much longer.)

 

[stevesan]

"...more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations."

great thread.

 

[stevesan]

"Preparing to dispense product!"

(ok, that was a turret...not GLaDOS.)

 

[Lightbulb]

"What are you doing? Stop it! I-i-i-i-i-..."

(ps thats a joke..)

 

[Gollon]

"Now you're thinking with portals."

 

[Teabags]

"Go ahead, pick it up and just stuff it back into me"

 

[Teabags]

"But theres no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake."

 

[AnarkiJ]

# "Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It?s true!"
# "Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance."

No matter what you do, you can never do it well enough it seems.

 

[goodpoltergeist]

"Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive you know."