Describe your sex life with one game quote

[runedeadthA]

*sigh* "What the hell are you talking about???" - Many games....

 

[ravensshade]

huh what? - many a rpg protagonist

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Trilly Dilly, use your hands. Is it beast, or is it man? -King's Quest VI

 

[Flying-Emu]

"That puts a whole new spin on the phrase "drop on the floor and give me twenty." Mass Effect OH! ^_^

You have no idea how long it took me to get that.

 

[angrytaco26]

"wow... i can really care less"

Oblivion

 

[Sporenut]

Need a dispenser here!
Bonk bonk bonk!
GO GO GOOOOOOOO!!!
WOOOOOOOOHOOHOOHOOOOOO!
BONK BONK!
BOINK!
I never really was on your side!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Minigun sounds)
Ugh!
SO MUCH BLOOD!
TF2, and yes, that was the WHOLE session

 

[Mockingjay]

BONK

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

*Game Over sound effect from Super Mario*

 

[Lord Thodin]

If Gnarl looks at me like that one more time, im going to hit him with a poker!

Kinda like that but in my case im Gnarl.

 

[lostclause]

'...' Gordan Freeman

 

[Geamo]

"I am fully charged!" - TF2

 

[Tav73]

"Woargh, get it off me, get it off me, get it off me!" - Pretty much everyone in L4D after a Hunter pounce

Kidding ^-^

 

[Sporenut]

Boom, headshot.
-TF2

 

[Looking For Alaska]

QUIT SCHNOOPIN'S AROUND IN THAR-Creepy Constable in Call of Cthulhu

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

"This is mah boomstick!" Warcraft 3

 

[Wilfy]

"Oh shit!" - Lots of games.

 

[Sporenut]

More gold please! AoE 2.
If you succeed, there will be cake. Portal

 

[godsmagnum]

"all your base are belong to us" i eepppicccaaally fail

 

[Wildrow12]

"You must defeat my dragon punch in order to stand a chance!"