Describe your sex life with one game quote

[GreyEarth]

"Goliath online." :]
-Starcraft

Win.

Nothing anybody says will top that.

What about..
"Battle cruiser Operational" ?

or "Spawn more Overlords!"

 

[dalek sec]

*Total silence*

I have no sex life.

 

[MistahFixIt]

Leetle Men Steal Our Cart! ~ Heavy, Team Fortress 2 (Payload Map)

"You still got your gear, so it's your call. You can slip in quiet-like, or go in guns blazing." ~ Sergeant Benjamin 'Benji' Montgomery; Fallout 3 (Operation: Anchorage)

 

[CIA]

"What was that just now?"
-Splinter Cell guards

 

[NeoAC]

How about I use a sound effect? The one after Mario dies seems appropriate.....

 

[traceur_]

 

[DM.]

"Planting C4" COD 4

 

[Krelle]

"Your face, your ass... What's the difference"
-Duke Nukem

 

[P1p3s]

"Goliath online." :]
-Starcraft

Win.

Nothing anybody says will top that.

That is just absolute genius!

My contribution (unsurprisingly inspired by Ezzay)

"It's in the pipe, 5 by 5" Starcraft
I think that could probably sound a lot dirtier than initially thought...hmmm

 

[DM.]

Actually, it's more like

"DOGS COMING RIGHT AT US" Sarge, CoD WaW

 

[Lastbayking]

What's the penalty for necrophilia in Cyrodiil?

Ha, that's nothing like in Morrowwind

 

[DavisJ3608]

"Keep crying, babies!!! Bwahahahaa!!!"
-Quoth the Heavy, TF2

 

[THEMANWHOIS]

"This baby can handle temperatures of up to 9000 degrees!" -Star Fox 64
"The darkness, for me, is where I shine." -Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena

 

[BlackPhoenix0928]

...

I join my brethren in this forum as those with no such life!

 

[Shapsters]

You must have been so excited when you learned that ability!

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!!
-announcer, any Unreal Tournament game

My LIFE for Auir!
-Protoss Zealot

I have returned
-Protoss Dragoon

You call down the thunder, now reap the whirlwind
-Terran Ghost

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

"FAILURE."-Super Smash Bros. announcer

 

[Mozared]

"I lied to myself that it was over. I was still alive, my loved ones were still dead. It wasn't over."
-Max Payne (2)

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

"I lied to myself that it was over. I was still alive, my loved ones were still dead. It wasn't over."
-Max Payne (2)

Damn it.