Describe Yourself in One Sentence.

[Vandy]

Sexy, single, and ready to mingle!

 

[Togs]

Ah my favourite topic in all the world.

Im a emotionally cold, arrogant, opinionated, prudish, judgemental, pseudo-intellectual, lying, self obsessed prick.

But Ill be damned if Im not fucking awesome with it.

*Gives self a truckful of cookies*

 

[Ace of Spades]

Whether we're the best of friends or the bitterest of enemies, that's entirely up to you.

 

[Trivun]

I'm the (sadly) eternally single indie geek who combines geekery with a love of music, film and all things 'indie' .

 

[xXAsherahXx]

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

I'm also cynical, hateful, sarcastic, rather perverted, and in want of a big long hug. But I do my best.

That was more than one sentence of describing yourself!!

YOU FAIL!!! TRY AGAIN!!!

 

[blipblop]

Im the lord of the harvest

[http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/815/1307935478181.jpg/]

have we met??

OT: good on the outside evil on the inside

 

[Akytalusia]

I am an enigma.

 

[Biodeamon]

Perverted insane sadistic communist sniper.

pretty much sums it up.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

I am an enigma.

That's a Spongebob reference! Caught it.

 

[noble cookie]

Could be successful in life, but laziness and interest in pretty much nothing but video games stops me.

That's what I think, honestly.

 

[Matt'TheBean'Hooper]

Im pessimistic, with a lack of agency, can be sycophantic at times, but deep down a nice guy... I hope.
Not my most well formulated sentence... it'll do.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

I'm also cynical, hateful, sarcastic, rather perverted, and in want of a big long hug. But I do my best.

That was more than one sentence of describing yourself!!

YOU FAIL!!! TRY AGAIN!!!

Alright then.

My name is Mack, paragon of all things angry, black-hearted, spiteful, cynical and apathetic, and I hate every single one of you humanoid scum.

That's a lot better

 

[Gilhelmi]

I am a soldier, with no mission and; I am madness with a mind of intellect.

-I am something of a budding survivalist. I am stockpiling wheat in my basement. Did you know that, properly stored, wheat is good for 30 years. Wheat found in a 2500 year old Egyptian tomb still sprouted!!! Only .01% sprouted but still 2500 years. Wheat is the magic grain.

 

[FalloutJack]

FalloutJack is made of awesome.

 

[Whoatemysupper]

I'm a cynical optimist and a knowledgeable idiot. I feel very disconnected from the world right now, like I'm in a lukewarm dream. (I don"t do drugs)

 

[Colour Scientist]

I'm the (sadly) eternally single indie geek

That's not terribly optimistic!

OT: I find my jokes funny and that's all that matters.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

For sale baby shoes never worn

Pretty much sums it up.