Describe yourself

[pelopelopelo]

Five foot... something. Not too tall, anyway. Vaguely shaved head, though it's got a few week's growth now. Sideburns. Fairly epic chin.

Spoiler: Something like this.

Hobbies: Doing as little as possible, writing, reading, laughing at things, watching DVDs.

I'm stupidly laid back. It took me 6 months to repaint my room. I have a very strange sense of humour and I take absolutely nothing seriously. I aim to get as much enjoyment out of life as possible, and generally help others to do the same (not in some 'oh you can't do it yourself' way, more 'dudes, let's drink!').

I listen to lots of music, but I wouldn't call it 'my life'. That said, there are no limits to the brutality, droniness, minimality, jazzitude, classicality, funk-tasms, hip-hoppity or any other way you can describe it. I like lots of different stuff.

I'm a nerd for history, especially the ancient stuff.

I'm a journalism student at uni, but I hate newspapers.

I like my drugs and don't see alcohol as any different to any other recreational substance. I'm quite passionate about people's right to alter their consciousness, but I don't really give a shit about legalization.

I am hugely passionate about motor racing and I've watched every F1 race since 1995, most of them live. Don't really care about any other sport.

I'm an excellent lover, but no one believes me

I'm getting a bit bored talking about myself now.

 

[Dys]

Apperance:
Around 188 CM (~6"3') and usually weighing between 95 and 98 kgs (so ~200 pounds). As suggested by my weight to height, I'm not skinny. I'm somewhat muscular, with brown greenish eyes, shortish brown hair (about ear length) and right now I'm sporting a "had a major assignment due recently and haven't shaved for over a week" beard.
Hobbies:
Videogames, hanging out with mates and talking shit, technology (I like to understand how things I use work).
Personiality:
Pretty hard to asses yourself, but I imagine I come across as very dry, at times aggressive and usually very dismissive of people/things that are of no interest to me. I can be somewhat obsessive with doing things the way I think they should be done, and look done on people who I think are doing things wrongly.
Attitude:
It greatly fluctuates, I'm somewhat flat in general, as I'm sick of being a uni student. I really want to move out of my parents house and be free, but cannot afford to (unless I'm willing to rack up massive debts for tuition, which I'm not).
Comedy:
Again, tough to say. I think Steve Hughes is hilarious, so...yeah.
Taste in women:
I don't know. I'm in a relationship and I like the girl I'm with, but I'm not sure if she reflects what I generally like. I guess, physically, what I like is pretty generic but even with that I tend to regularly change what I find attractive (12 months ago I really disliked perceiving, now I think they look good more often than not). I guess it's rather important for any girl I'm with to accept being led a bit, not to the point where she submits entirely and only ever does what I want, but I need space to do things my way, even if they are difficult.

 

[Aura Guardian]

Apperance: 5'4''

Hobbies: Playing video games, Reading, hanging out and cooking/grilling.

Personality: Modest(to a fault),Funny

Attitude: Cheerful with a hint of sarcasm.

Comedy: Sarcastic

Taste in the opposite sex: Funny and outgoing.

 

[GnomeThief]

Appearance: 5 foot 2 inches, shoulder length dark brown hair, pale green eyes, a little bit chubby, and often wearing a dark hoodie or a band t-shirt.

Hobbies: Gaming, Drawing, and Reading

Personality: Sarcastic and slightly neurotic. Introverted most of the time, except around people I know really well.

Attitude: I've become increasingly more pessimistic and wary of new people as the years go on. Not entirely sure if that's a good thing or not.

Comedy: sarcasm, dry wit, black humor, and just plain randomness.

Taste in Women: I've never tasted a woman, seeing as I am one. Do we taste like chicken?

 

[Dyme]

Apperance: 183cm, blond hair, blue-gray-green eyes, slim. Always black clothes without any symbols.

Hobbies: Music, playing video games,

Personiality: Shy, outgoing, quiet, rational, freaky, aggressive, funny and a hell of a dancer. Okay. Whenever I dance I am imitating moves to make fun of people using those moves.

Attitude: Dreamer, not caring for future, not wanting to belong to groups (in school I mainly hung around with stylos (you know, those sporty (soccer) people who wear sunglasses in summer) and nerds(hell, some of them were so boring. One of them had locomotives as hobby and sometimes travelled 500km by train for fun; but they were intelligent and put less "group-pressure" on me.).) I tend to do stupid things to get attention, if needed.

Comedy: Sarcastic/ironic.

Taste in women: Womens' looks have to reach some level of Goodness. After that character comes into play. If she is intelligent I'll fall in love and she'll reject me. If she's not I reject her.

 

[capin Rob]

Appearance: 5 foot 2 inches, shoulder length dark brown hair, pale green eyes, a little bit chubby, and often wearing a dark hoodie or a band t-shirt.

Hobbies: Gaming, Drawing, and Reading

Personality: Sarcastic and slightly neurotic. Introverted most of the time, except around people I know really well.

Attitude: I've become increasingly more pessimistic and wary of new people as the years go on. Not entirely sure if that's a good thing or not.

Comedy: sarcasm, dry wit, black humor, and just plain randomness.

Taste in Women: I've never tasted a woman, seeing as I am one. Do we taste like chicken?

No, you don't taste like chicken, you taste like tacos. HA HA, vigania joke

 

[capin Rob]

awkward sclience

 

[UnSeEn60]

Appearance: Almost 6 feet, blonde, short-ish hair, in decent shape, well-dressed.

Hobbies: Vidja gamez, film (horror/indie), music (indie/alt), guitar, writing.

Personiality: Outgoing, 'nice guy' (as in, I'm malleable as hell), easy-going.

Attitude: Generally positive, strong opinions on certain matters, helps friends as much as I can, protective.

Comedy: Sarcasm, absurdist (Monty Python/Tim&Eric's).

Taste in women: Music-lover, relaxed, not too 'girly', tall, dark haired possibly? Lover of gamers definitely helps, and I have a bit of an obsession with Asian girls (last girlfriend).

 

[Browbeat]

Appearance: 6'1", 175lbs, athletic, long brown hair, hazel eyes, imposing browline accented by hair - hence the handle...

Hobbies: Gaming, miniatures, literature, martial arts, stimulating conversation, stimulating cunnilingus, independent study, comedy, counseling, and self betterment. On second thought, replace that last one with more cunnilingus.

Personality: Verbose, studious, perceptive, vicious, humorous, calculating, inquisitive, romantic, WAAAAAAAAGH!!!, careful, obsessive, and if nothing else, interesting to be around.

Attitude: I like to encounter new people, listen to what they have to say, then crack their psyche and help them expand to a new level of cognitive ability. ... ... By which I mean, of course, that I like hanging out and pointing out when things fart.

Comedy: Influenced by George Carlin, Patton Oswalt, Bill Hicks, Denis Leery, and Christopher Titus. I have a tendency to create amazingly poignant and piercing jokes on the turn of a dime. Also, when people make jokes at my expense, I run with them... but with such intensity that the offenders feel the need to leave the room and avoid eye contact.

Taste in opposite sex(women): I enjoy women who are not governed by archetypes of either feminism or social infiltration; independent thinkers willing to stop and listen to others. Women I can talk to, but who present a challenge in seduction. And of course, a sense of humor is a must. ... ... a healthy set of knockers helps, of course...

Aspiration(NEW!): To better the world around me, starting with my immediate environs and peers; challenging preconceived notions in favor of analysis and growth. To apply myself as the stimulus for those around me to pause and think "Maybe if I do what he says, he'll leave me alone..." - or something far less charitable.

 

[Daipire]

Apperance: 6 feet 2 Inches, short curly brown hair, light blue eyes, Slightly Muscluar.

Hobbies: Playing video games and Reading.

Personiality: Quiet, spontaneous, and somewhat annoying

Attitude:

Comedy: Random/Cynical/Sexist/whatever

Taste in women: I do holes, not rolls (No fat chicks)

Aspiration: That guy above me sure can write can't he, he should be an author

 

[Ham_authority95]

Appearance: More than 6 feet, brown and shaggy shoulder length hair, and an almost overweight physique.

Hobbies: listening to music, playing music with my band, screwing around, the internet, and video games.

Personality: Calm but can become stressed out pretty easily. I'm generally quiet around people I don't know very well, but when I'm around people I know TOO well I become the loud, overly flamboyant guy in the group. And if I'm too stressed I take it out on people. I also dislike people who complain about how bad things are (like movies, music or books) when they can just as easily ignore them.

Attitude: Depends on my mood. If I'm in a good mood, I'm more willing to go out of my comfort
zone. But if I'm pissed off, sad, or stressed out I become more pessimistic.

Comedy: sarcastic and just pain abstract. For example, today I saw a license plate that said "chunky" and I said to myself "I bet that's how he likes his milk!" and the laughing ensued.

Taste in women: I like women who actually want to be around me for starters. A love of a broad range of music is always a plus.

 

[War Penguin]

Sure, why not?

Appearance: 5'5", long brown hair, glasses, and green eyes. A bit baby faced.

Hobbies: Listening to music, playing videogames, and going here on the Escapist.

Personality: Quiet, says stupid things when he talks. Not too confident but tries to be. Tries to be friendly.

Attitude: Kind of optimistic. More of a realist.

Comedy: Dark, Droll, and whatever Monty Python is.

 

[Emperor Platypus]

I'm 198cm so that's what? 7'8"? And weigh in at around 198kg. Does this make me the tallest escapee? Shortish (Should really get it cut, but I am well scared of the barbershop over here :S) red hair and green/grey eyes, no beard, I hate the way it itches.

Hobbies: Gaming, messing around on the interwebs and going to the gym. Never liked sports all that much but when I go to Uni I think I'm gonna join a rowing club, got quite the powerful legs due to always cycling to school so those should come in handy there to.

Personality: I'm a loner, horrible with people unless I know them well. People say I have some sorts of aura (their words not mine) around me giving everyone the impressions that
1: I always know what I'm doing.
2: I seem to be great leader of (wo)men.
Which is sort of ironic because I hate being trust into a leadership position and much rather be one of the guys or (for lack of a better phrase) play second violin, you know, someone tells me what to do and I instruct the rest to do it...... Alistar from DAO springs to mind.

Comedy: Whatever Dara O'Briain does, that's the comedy I love most.

Taste in Women: Ow I don?t know, I haven't really got a standard type, though being able to have a meaningful conversation with them certainly helps. (At this point I would normally ask: So ladies like what you see? But I?m fairly sure that joke has been used by now so I won?t even bother).

 

[Dark Knifer]

Apperance: Short, quite fit, long curly brown hair.

Hobbies: Playing video games, Reading, Thinking and listening to music.

Personiality: Logical, apathetic, slightly shy and a bit anti social. Also a bit of a sadist.

Attitude: Uncaring about most things, but stands up for things I do care about.

Comedy: Sacastic/ironic.

Taste in women: Similar to me but a bit more social and caring and unafraid to stand out from a crowd.

 

[superbatranger]

Appearance: 5 foot 6 inches(yea I'm a bit short for a guy), 135 pounds so in between skinny and normal but closer to normal. Brown, curly hair and brown eyes, right now I got something of a goatee, but that's because my razor went dull and haven't gotten a new one.

Hobbies: Gaming, reading new books, watching movies, lurking the world wide web, studying medicine, talking to cool people, gonna start learning the drums soon.

Personality: Shy, and I mean very shy at first, but more open and outgoing after some time at first. In other words, I find it hard to make friends, but I'm good at keeping them. I'm pretty much a quiet person.

Comedy: Just see my post in the fav comedian thread to get a general idea.

Taste in women: Well, don't be a ***** for one thing. Similar taste in music and movies, if she's a gamer then that'd be cool too. Oh and gotta have a good sense of humor.

and yea..I got nothing else.

 

[Jewpacabra]

Apperance: 6feet tall, long frizzy curly dark brown hair, wierd every colour eyes, emaciated with slight muscle.

Hobbies: Playing video games, Reading, warhammer, chilling with mates, raging up with mates.

Personiality: Fun loving, random, nerdy, quirky

Attitude: why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

Comedy: Black humour, political, ironic

Taste in women: intellect and personality are major players over looks in my dept. Good thing most of the pretty girls i know are really smart and good conversationalists

 

[Lullabye]

Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the ?vox populi? now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it?s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me VJon.

Appearance? Probably not what I would describe as this is the internet, and my not being me is the point of making an avatar I would think. So you shall never know, unless you check the "behind the avatar" thread. good luck.
Hobbies: Take a guess, I'm sure you can get at least one right.
Personality: Split at the moment.
Attitude: Humbly cocky, modestly superficial, and a huge dick. Also, lazy. This is the truth, let it burn a place in your mind.

Comedy: bad. Not funny.
Mate Preferances: Pixilated.

 

[SimuLord]

Appearance: 5'11, 180 pounds (180cm/82kg), cuter than my picture implies, at least according to past girlfriends.

Hobbies: Gaming, watching sports, reading historical non-fiction.

Personality: Sweet enough to give you diabetes, tough enough to eat beer cans and shit nails, with absolutely no tolerance for bullshit or incompetence. A total Boston born-and-raised "wicked straight shootah."

Attitude: Refuge In Audacity isn't just a trope, it's a way of life.

Comedy: Three Stooges, Screwy Squirrel. Heroic Sociopaths and schadenfreude with a touch of cruelty. I thought the "Stuck in the Middle With You" scene in Reservoir Dogs was funny as fuck.

Taste in women: Cute beats hot, for starters. A traditionally "hot chick" isn't my type---I don't go for those sorts of women. Give me a super-cute, soft-featured, healthy-weight girl with some curves and a nice pair of boobs on her every time. I love the quiet, soft girl who hides a sharp, witty, intelligent woman underneath the facade as well---looks will only get you so far with me.

 

[OutcastBOS]

Apperance: 6'1, 320lbs, brown hair, growing a beard.

Hobbies: Playing video games, Reading, watching tv, hanging out with my BF Jarod.

Personiality: loud, shy-especially around pretty girls, funny, random, can be a dick sometimes, lonely

Attitude: My life sucks, I want a girlfriend.

Comedy: Varies, I'm watching Megas XLR right now if it helps.

Taste in women: Biker babes, gamer is cool as well, pretty, people I find interesting

 

[Soxafloppin]

Physical: 5 Ft 10, 73KG, Mid-length straightened spikey hair, Blue/grey eyes, average skin tone, decent build

Ocupation: Lifeguard/Liesure attendant and still at school (A-levels).

Hobbies: Weight lifting, running, Spending time on the Escapist, Drivng.

Attitude: Happy/Cheerfull

Comedy: The internet.

Taste in women: Cute, sweet, happy and active, nice legs are a bonus!