Describe yourself.

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

19 years old, male, Canadian.

A gamer who has seriously fallen behind the times[footnote]Newest console? Gamecube. Yeah.[/footnote] who also fancies himself a filmmaker, musician, author and amateur actor.

[sub]My profile has my formspring, I'm too lazy to say more now.[/sub]

 

[II2]

If you mashed together

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Spider Jerusalem

and

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Trevor Goodchild

You'd get a disturbingly accurate facsimile and approximation of personality.

 

[ShatteredBlack]

Just about identical to me. Fix'd to match me.

I am 19, male, 6'1", 120kg 10% body fat and built like a football player. I have a B.S. in Civil Engineering and am working towards my Masters. I swear a lot, but only around people my age, never around "adults". I use tard all the time, although I never use it in an anti-retard connotation.

 

[Sir Boss]

17, Male, Aussie, Gamer.
working towards forming an independent game development studio.

 

[Halceon]

I'm bored and procrastinating.

 

[Tallim]

Let's see.
I'm 33, I did Physics at University but dropped out after a bout of clinical depression after a friend died. I got married in 2000 to a fantastic woman. My first daughter was stillborn, my second daughter only lived 12 hours and my third daughter survived. However the stress the third child put on her body caused my wife to die just 6 weeks later.

I'm now a single father and my daughter is nearly 2.

I have Trigeminal Neuralgia which I hate with a passion.

Personality wise I have been described as being a mix of House and the dad from 3rd Rock From The Sun. I'm surprisingly jovial most of the time but I have little patience for people who waste time on trivial decisions or worry about things they can't do anything about. Life is just way too short.

 

[DSEZ]

Im 16 6'1 i am a wrestler and a muay thai fighter last summer i earned the all american status at 15 for wrestling at 145 now since my high school team needs a 182 i am currently bulking to 190 that way i can be bigger than most people at that weight going pretty well did a few matches at 171 and did great. I have a girlfriend going on 7 months now and im actually happy with her. Which i funny because i usually dont like people in general. I will either out work a person in wrestling or i will damn near die trying. Im lazy outside of training. I hate school (the people not the teachers) and i love the escapist been here for 2 years in august much love to everyone

 

[Amberella]

I'm 22 years old. Female. 5'2''. A Nurse. Totally awesome. Random. Fun to hangout with. Funny. Weird. Strange. Unique. Loveable. Crazy. Video Gamer. Bookworm. Nerdy. Enchanting. And I have the best boyfriend in the world, my Tom darling. =] He means everything to me and so much more.

 

[electric_warrior]

You know that Jesus fella all those hicks go on about? He's my son.

edit:

I'm 33, I did Physics at University but dropped out after a bout of clinical depression after a friend died. I got married in 2000 to a fantastic woman. My first daughter was stillborn, my second daughter only lived 12 hours and my third daughter survived. However the stress the third child put on her body caused my wife to die just 6 weeks later.

Really? That's one of the most incredibly tragic life stories I've ever heard. Best of luck to you, dude, you sound like you really deserve it.

 

[Wuggy]

I'm 42 years old, my first name is David, I'm a soldier and a vet from the middle east among other things. I'm from the US, although I wouldn't call myself 'patriotic' per se and in no way am I a hero. I have a rare genetic disease that makes me practically age faster than I should, . This is the reason why I have some problems with my body (such as chronic back pain among other things) and I wear some equipment that helps with my body basically falling apart. I recently quit smoking.

As for my personality, I'm sort of "hardened". Having been a soldier for the most of my life I've managed to bury most of my emotions deep within myself. This doesn't mean I don't show compassion for a fellow man or that I don't have a sense of humor, because I do.

 

[The Apothecarry]

Personality:
19 year old male attending the DigiPen Institute of Technology for a Bachelor of Science degree in Game Design. I'm a diehard Halo fan/geek, Nathan Fillion-ite, and Black Lagoon fanatic. I spend my spare time watching anime, reading manga, or playing one of several types of computer or console games.

Physical Description:
Lightweight with no muscle. Brown hair, brown eyes, glasses, and dry skin on my cheeks. I'm 6'0" and last I checked weighed 122 lbs. No, I'm not on a diet. I spend most of my time in bed. I have a lovely series of scars on my body from a surgery I underwent at the age of three months to have my esophagus properly aligned.

Interests:
When I'm not playing games or studying game design, I actively participate in tabletop RPGs like Shadowrun or Dungeons & Dragons (3.5 FTW). I listen to a variety of music ranging from a very small collection of J-Pop to a wide collection of metal, alternative, and modern rock. I can play guitar, bass included. I read Tom Clancy books, usually, and I'm not one for movies. I can't remember the last movie I watched.

Minor Details:
Favorite Color - Blue;
Favorite Food - Any form of pasta or spicy food;
Favorite Book - The Hunt For Red October;
Favorite Band - Chevelle;
Favorite Game - Halo: Reach;
Favorite Movie - Serenity;
Favorite TV Show - Firefly/Castle; yes, Castle is just as good as Firefly
Favorite Drink - Vanilla Coke Zero; Regular makes my teeth hurt
Favorite Pet - Dogs; specifically corgis or border collies, but no objections to cats
Favorite Anime/Manga - Black Lagoon; it's all about Revy

 

[iphonerose]

I'm a idiot, plan and simple

haha lol!

OT: I'm 20, studying IT and psychology. I'm 5'6''. em.. i'm good at art, i love sport. I'm a vegan and an atheist...My favourite bands are nirvana[i/], muse, foo fighters, old Greenday, red hot chillis. My favourite films are a bronx tale, fight club, sleepers, shawshank redemption (cliché but wth), goodfellas and loads more. My favourite programmes are friends, house, breaking bad, the simpsons, father Ted, Curb your enthusiasm and loads more again. I'm a realist, quite sarcastic. I'm a real loser tbh lol

 

[Empireth]

Describe myself, eh? I see how it is.

I have a wrench. A bright, shining, useful wrench. Its purpose is that of a normal wrench: tighten bolts and move parts as needed. But that is not its only function. Heavy enough to move human parts out of normal positioning, it is a banned item in aircraft carry-on. I may pose a risk for taking over a plane with a bludgeoning weapon, yet people are allowed matches and lighters. We may cause arson in a metal tube thousands of feet above ground, but we are not allowed an item, a tool, for fear of idiots.

Indeed, my wrench is a "weapon". A weapon I carry with me. Who knows when there be damsels that need punching, Dragons [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/DragonsAteMyMarbles] that need a helping hand, or men that need saving? I aim to be prepared at all times.

I am a wrenchmaiden.

And lo! it works. Tall, I stand, atop the mountains of bodies. The mountains of trolls, of banjumpers, of wrong-doers. Ye who think you shall get past, you shall not. Fear, cower before us! Repent. My head held high, I turn, as the sun's beams break free from over-cast clouds. I am one of the valiant, one of the bold, the free, the powerful. I am strong, in heart and in mind.

Sleepless nights turn to sleepless days, clouding my vision. But I persist. I am a challenger, an avenger. I am cold, and I am merciless. Laughs ring out as pathetic worms attempt to cave the heaps that hold my position of power. I do not cower away, I dare challenge [user]Kross[/user].

I back those that need backing and shun those that deceive. I am a warrior, I am strong. I stand, tall, as I gaze upon the lands I govern. And I smile, as the botnets die out after swing after swing against them. I have played my part, and we have won. This war never ends, but it is easier, the longer I practise.

LaCoil [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Labyrinth], NewClassic [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/NewClassic], varchld [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Varchld], Rade [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Radelaide], Ultrajoe [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Ultrajoe], Wilson [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/wilsonscrazybed].
Greyfox105 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Greyfox105], Sevre [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Sevre], Caliostro [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Caliostro], skykemea [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/sky14kemea], zombiesinc [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/zombiesinc], Marter [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Marter].​

We are your gatekeepers, your guardian angels. We are your nightmare, your cause to tremble. And we persist, maintaining authority and keeping peace. We scorn, we cherish. We approve and we despise.

We are your IRC halfops [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/chat].​

I am Empireth, and this is my story.

 

[pixiejedi]

I'm 25, 5 foot 5 and about 180 pounds. I have what I've heard referred to as a "baby-makin frame" so if I weighed less than 135 I'd look rather ill. I have naturally dirty blonde hair and hazel eyes (blue on the outside and yellow inside so its greenish) and I have 3 tattoos, one on my foot and 2 on my upper back.

I have a Bachelors in History, which I initially was going to use to teach but the education system is so beyond screwed up that it scared me away from that path. Now I do accounting work and am currently looking for a part time job. I really don't like crowded places or being around a bunch of people I don't know. I moved here from Colorado and I absolutely hate it. Most of that is I have no friends or family here other than my husband and I get very lonely. I suffer from chronic depression and severe migraines.

In my free time I like to watch movies (especially 'horror' films, read, and most of all play video games. I'm now reading the psychopath test be John Ronson and playing New Vegas again until LA Noire or Dead Space 2 get here from Gamefly.