Diablo 3's Leah is one of the worst characters ever.
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But Leah was justification to give Diablo tits!
DIABLO
TITS
Personally, I was hoping Leah would reveal herself to be Deckard Cain in the end and that he would give the player the Horadric Dodecahedron, an ancient artifact of immense power that releases 667 (neighbor of the beast, what a twist!) candy skulls (not Skull Candy) into the world, the vast majority of which (665 to be precise) are collected by a happy pink creature in Whimsyshire that loves sweets. However, she mistakes you for a giant piece of candy, eats you and forces you to fight through several levels of hellspawn ulcers and fiendish kidney stones in order to retrieve the candies. When you complete your gastrointestinal adventure, you see a piece of paper pinned to the colon which informs you that the last two candies are carried by two hitherto unknown prime evils, Myphisto and Baals, but they are not yet available in Diablo 3.
Instead, you get linked to azmodan.com where you can pre-purchase Diablo 3: The End to All Things and Diablo 3: We're Serious This Time. If you pre-purchase both, you automatically get (for an additional 29.99) the Secret (Cash) Cow Level.
At least that's how I thought Diablo 3 was going to end.
Sigh... [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJySgYGsHDw#t=23s]
DIABLO
TITS
Personally, I was hoping Leah would reveal herself to be Deckard Cain in the end and that he would give the player the Horadric Dodecahedron, an ancient artifact of immense power that releases 667 (neighbor of the beast, what a twist!) candy skulls (not Skull Candy) into the world, the vast majority of which (665 to be precise) are collected by a happy pink creature in Whimsyshire that loves sweets. However, she mistakes you for a giant piece of candy, eats you and forces you to fight through several levels of hellspawn ulcers and fiendish kidney stones in order to retrieve the candies. When you complete your gastrointestinal adventure, you see a piece of paper pinned to the colon which informs you that the last two candies are carried by two hitherto unknown prime evils, Myphisto and Baals, but they are not yet available in Diablo 3.
Instead, you get linked to azmodan.com where you can pre-purchase Diablo 3: The End to All Things and Diablo 3: We're Serious This Time. If you pre-purchase both, you automatically get (for an additional 29.99) the Secret (Cash) Cow Level.
At least that's how I thought Diablo 3 was going to end.
Sigh... [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJySgYGsHDw#t=23s]
can't say i've put any thought into the characters.
i like a couple NPC, but mostly, don't care, :3 I'm here to murder everything and steal their stuff
i like a couple NPC, but mostly, don't care, :3 I'm here to murder everything and steal their stuff
srsly, who plays diablo for story any how?
this is a series where in the first game the story practically was:
random person - welcome, hero! since you are a hero, go and speak to the drunk guy over there
Drunk guy - I saw my friends get slaughtered! go down in to the crypt, there are monsters there
(going down into a crypt)
(...)
(kill Diablo, pick up the soulstone and become possessed)
The End
Diablo is not about story, it is pure hack and slash, and despite what you might think of the story, they have done one hell of a job doing a very good hack and slash game.
I personally don't like Diablo because it's not my taste, but you have to accept a game for what it is, and not all games are made for story.
this is a series where in the first game the story practically was:
random person - welcome, hero! since you are a hero, go and speak to the drunk guy over there
Drunk guy - I saw my friends get slaughtered! go down in to the crypt, there are monsters there
(going down into a crypt)
(...)
(kill Diablo, pick up the soulstone and become possessed)
The End
Diablo is not about story, it is pure hack and slash, and despite what you might think of the story, they have done one hell of a job doing a very good hack and slash game.
I personally don't like Diablo because it's not my taste, but you have to accept a game for what it is, and not all games are made for story.
Now, she wasn't the best of characters, but what she denied wasn't the existance of demons, but this whole Mayan 2012 thing Cain had going on. This is a place where shit happens, like, a lot. Monsters are commonplace, the end of the world is not.
I'd also like to point out that there is a potential for good stories to be told; I quite like the lore. Though playng Diablo 3 was a mix of being dissapointed for what might have been, feeling like I'd solved a puzzle for having guessed the whole story spot on years ago and "Ooh pretty cinematic."
Still, just 'cause it doesn't need a good storyline doesn't mean is couldn't have one. You pessimists.
I'd also like to point out that there is a potential for good stories to be told; I quite like the lore. Though playng Diablo 3 was a mix of being dissapointed for what might have been, feeling like I'd solved a puzzle for having guessed the whole story spot on years ago and "Ooh pretty cinematic."
Still, just 'cause it doesn't need a good storyline doesn't mean is couldn't have one. You pessimists.
I thoroughly enjoyed this post. Fucking quality.Freechoice said:
Personally I pay no damn attention to the D3 story or characters, good game plots and characters are so rare there is no point, especially not in, well, Diablo.
Demons happen.
Barbarian smashes demons.
???
Deckard Cain.
???
Profit.
Thats it.
Spoiler that shit bro. Really, it's not a big deal since its the Diablo story, but someone might freak out.Lagao said: