Diary of a Minecraftion Man.

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Fury Is Me.

Oh, Tasty Tasty.
Feb 20, 2010
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Day 21: I wandered around the cavern for a few hours, as best I could.
I am now contemplating just leaping into the lava to end this. Doing so by smacking at rocks in the cavern, which, somehow, gives me bricks.
 

Nevyrmoore

New member
Aug 13, 2009
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Day 22: I decided to test my surroundings by punching some more of the surrounding rock. This resulted in gaining what appears to be cobblestone and the knowledge that I am, in fact, a true master of the martial arts in being able to break rock with my fists, and with no pain in fact.

My path was made clear...
 

Dr.Susse

Lv.1 NPC
Apr 17, 2009
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Day 23: The path wasn't as clear as I first thought. I tried to dig up but all that did was give me a chimney to my lava filled death cave and a few bricks.

I found a slab of letters in my pocket and they seem to represent buttons. I wonder what I should press first?
 

Knife-28

New member
Oct 10, 2009
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Day 24: I explored the lava filled cavern some more and found DIAMONDS! Theys are my...preciouses....
 

The Zango

Resident stoner and Yognaught
Apr 30, 2009
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Day 25: After somehow tying three diamonds to the end of two sticks I had made earlier, I created a really cool, yet strangely blue, pickaxe!

Freedom here I come!!
 

Protocol95

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May 19, 2010
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Day 26: I began mining my way out but I had dug into the ocean and the cave was flooded and I nearly drowned. When I woke up, I was back where I had originally fallen into this cave.
 

Dollar Bill

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May 7, 2010
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Day 28: Those strange green things are falling out of the sky, hundreds and thousands possibly even millions of them. And they seem to be holding a strange red box with the letters TNT on them.
 

Mr Thin

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Apr 4, 2010
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Day 29: I was correct. It was TNT. I gaze out from my crude dirt bunker at a ruinous landscape gouged by the countless explosions.

My future is uncertain. I must consider the right course of action.
 

Knife-28

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Oct 10, 2009
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Day 30: I constructed a crude wodden boat and set off in a random direction. After sailing for miles I came to a large island. Strange thing is, my boat exploded as soon as it touched land...
 

ToxicPiranah

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Nov 5, 2009
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Day 32: Green things are advancing. Have used what little resources and tools I could craft to create a wall. Its 4 blocks high and 4 deep. Can't be too cautious. However I am now penned in and cannot see.
 

Zeozen

New member
Oct 12, 2010
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Day 33: Today, I made a sign and planted it infront of my wall. It reads: "KEEP OUT, GREEN THINGS!" I sure told them.
 

ToxicPiranah

New member
Nov 5, 2009
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Day 34: Green things destroyed sign, have now started excavations on escape tunnel from my self imposed prison.
 

SeanTheSheep

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Jun 23, 2009
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Day 36: After several hours of labour, I dragged my top half up the cliff and along the ground to my residence, where I had stored some large chunks of pig intestine, not cooked for lack of a heat source. After nearly dying of food poisoning, my legs regrew, allowing me to put back on the tattered remains of a pitiful excuse for a strip of leather, which I affectionately call my leather chaps.
 

Zeozen

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Oct 12, 2010
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Day 37: A cow knocked on the door, and I let him in. I'm gonna call him.. Frederico.
 

AgDr_ODST

Cortana's guardian
Oct 22, 2009
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Day 38: after falling a sleep I wake to the sound of Fredrico speaking perfect English....I really am going nuts but I run with it and start talking to him