Dick moves done by friends.

[LogicNProportion]

Something one of my friends and I like to do, would be considered a dick move, but in defense, I suppose you could say. XD

On L4D, if the people we're playing with are utterly stupid tools, we'll start attacking them, mimicing Sean Connery's voice over the headsets yelling "I'm takin' a piece of joo with meh!"

Lulz commence.

 

[Rancid0ffspring]

Obviously wasn't me but I think we all know of this one

Spoiler

Alright, chums up lets do this LLEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOYY JENKINS!!!!

 

[TJM8]

team fortress 2, whenever im a sniper my friend will just stand in front of me haha

 

[Hitman Grant]

I find hours of enjoyment closing the door that my partner has just opened to walk through so that he/she can't. =]

 

[GreyWolf257]

My friend just sent me a PM that included a link to a youtube video titled "Defeating Hemorrhoids". I wish youtube actually censored medical videos. I hate you, Trevor. I hate you so damn much, you son of a *****.

 

[Kajin]

Dick moves by friends?
Hmm..
I was playing the hunter on borderlands, my mate was playing soldier.
A fucking awesome assault rifle dropped, I asked him if I could have his old one, he immediatly said no and sold it to the nearest shop
Then, an awesome revolver dropped, he picked it up before me, I asked if I could have it because I love revolvers on games and I had built my character around them.
He said no, he needs it more then me. (I was using currently all white quality weapons). He shot about 3-4 bullets with it, then sold it.
And then when we were level 23 he said "Soldiers dont do much damage! This game sucks!" and stopped playing. I told him to try out other builds and not be a healer, he refused.

I cannot play CSS with them. At all.
They team kill me every time we spawn

Anyway, IRL, thats a completely bloody different story and I hate them for it.
Anyway, I usually dont drink. Unless its beer. My friends, they drink anything that has alcohol in it.
My 3 friends got extremely drunk, I was completely sober. We were in the schools gym hall fucking around (We have the key because we go to the gym there.) Anyway, they drank too much, started vomiting and such. They all passed out, I put them in the sauna and went to clean their vomit up, so that they wouldnt get a hell of alot of shit for it.
Anyway, they never said thanks or anything, I didnt expect them to though.
The week after they actually drugged me because they said "I wasnt fun at parties" because I didnt drink, anyway, they put 2 tablets that to this day I dont know what they were and I sat by the toilet vomiting the rest of the night, before that I had vomited outside of the toilet before I got in there, they refused to help me and left without me. I had everyone laughing at me because THEY drugged me.

Dude? Stop hanging with them. Seriously, just stop. They aren't friends. You're supprting them when they damn well need a good beating.

 

[GrumpyOldSod]

Crackdown. It still narks my friend I'm sure since he often still mentions it to this date. But he had maxed out all his stats and was helping me, so there we where on one of the highrises overlooking a place filled with yakuza bazooka wielders. He jumps, I target him and fire off a rocket at him that hits him and launches him into the air and all the yakuza then follow suit. I don't think he ever hit the ground.

Course in MW and MW2 he loves being a sniper and since I'm an annoying jerk, I follow him about throwing smoke grenades infront of him, flashbangs and so forth. And pretty much anything that'll draw enemy attention to his stealthy MW prowess.

MW. Spawned in a Hardcore game. I stab him instantly. He dies. Apparently he forgot to remove matyrdom. Grenade goes off and he wipes out entire team. -50 points instantly. Never played hardcore games with me again.

Makes up for the fact that bastard keeps scaring the life out of me at work.

 

[twistedmic]

Some friends and I were playing a four way split screen halo 3 game ,a two on two team frag match, with a ridiculously high max kill-count of over a hundred ,which was set by an idiotic Halo-addict (not all Halo-addicts are idiots) on one of the largest maps available. After over an hour of playing the same damn match I got bored and decided to start killing myself (via grenade or sky-diving minus the parachute) and trying to kill my teammate, usually by grabbing an flying vehicle and trying to kamikaze dive onto him or ram him out of the sky if he had the other airship.

 

[Sacman]

the Coop lvl in Gears of war where u have to hold the spotlight on ur teammate or they die my friend would just take it off me for a second so I take a little damage and kept on doing it until I died...

 

[xscoot]

I have the dick move to end all dick moves. Anyone that has had this happen to them knows what I mean.

"Here, I'll take this controller, you can have the MadCatz one."

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

When me and my mates are playing L4D online we always cancel the revives on each other at the last second or even just over and over and over again. Needless to say its a shamelessly amusing amount of fun. When we're being :| about it we don't screw around though.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I was playing LAN with 3 friends once on L4D. We were playing on the hardest difficulty, and a Tank came tearing through a cornfield. One of my friends shot me with his rifle, so I went down to about 10 HP. Which meant that I could barley move, so the Tank raped me and my friends took off. I wasn't mas though really, mainly cause it was so damn funny. But me and my friends always generally do our best to screw each other over in co-op games.

Remember, you don't have to be faster than the tank, you only need to be faster than your friends.

Anyway, my friend is a massive wanker when it comes to co-op, sometimes he'll just go "Lets deathmatch!" and before I can reply he shoots me in the face. Also he always runs when the Tank attacks and hides in a closet during most crescendo events. On the up-side I always own him when it comes to actual deathmatch or other multiplayer game-modes.

 

[Spiner909]

On ODST, while trying to get the vidmaster achievement (Highway on Legendary 4 player with Iron). We got about half way through, then got stuck on a part. We got mad and just started killing each other and laughing. I said we should keep going, but they didn't stop...one more round of team killing and the game SET US BACK a checkpoint.

 

[spacepope22]

My only experiences with dick friends is when they grab epic gear in WoW when they don't need it, and then they disenchant it right in front of me. It makes me want to punch babies!

 

[Meatfish]

During RE5, there's that lever you have to hold to let your ally run across a bridge. Well let's just say, drop the lever = kill your ally.

Oh god... this brings back bad memories.

Me and my friend were playing the game on hard (this was the first time we' played it too, don't need none of that easy difficulty!)
We were doing the bit just before that bridge with the huge tribal majinis with the masks, and we did it over and over and over again before we finally defeated them. (took us a while to realize it's almost impossible without picking up the magnum, we preferred not to pick it up at the start though because of those annoying archers that come)

Anyway we finally succeeded after maaaaany tries, on the verge of giving up, and we were joyful beyond words! I held the lever while he crossed the bridge...

As he was opening the door on the other side, it looked like he was off the bridge and on solid ground, so I thought I could let it go and join him...

But, BOOM! He falls down into the pit of spikes, just as the word 'saving' appears at the bottom of the screen! It didn't save. We would have to do the whole horrible fight again. He didn't hate me for it because he knew I didn't kill him deliberately, but we were both in a foul mood until we managed to win the fight again and get across safely!