I don't get why people keep saying that the Water Temple is a dick move. It wasn't THAT bad.
OT: Oh hey Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, I heard you're a pretty good game, mind spending some time with me and my PS3?
"Sure, if you don't mind the FPS drops because I was designed for XBOX360 and the port SUCKS BALLS"
Ok... I can put up with that. -two hours later- Hey, what's with the load screens?
"Oh yeah, I made every single action to require a moderate load screen, just to piss you off"
Well, I can at least skip cut-scenes.
"That has a loading screen too"
Fuck, alright then, at least the combat is engaging.
"Oh, also, I'm going to make ridiculous challenges in every single memory to fuck with you, mind you, it isn't required, but you know you want 100% completion"
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MAKE ME LOOK FOR 6 KEYS ALL AROUND ROME TO GET THE BEST ARMOR IN GAME TO INCREASE MY MAX HEALTH, AND GIVE ME AN ARTIFACT THAT CAN CONTROL PEOPLE'S MIND WITH THE FLICK OF A BUTTON SACRIFICING MY OWN HEALTH, IF THE LAST TWO "FULL SYNCHRONIZATION" CHALLENGES ARE "DO NOT TAKE ANY DAMAGE", AND SPAWN 40 FUCKING PAPAL GUARDS THAT CAN SHOOT YOU IN THE ASS IF YOU ARE IN A RADIUS OF 50 YARDS, THAT ARE ABLE TO RUN FASTER THAN YOU (EVEN IF THEY DO HAVE HEAVY ARMOR), TAKING AWAY ALL YOUR WEAPONS, BECAUSE APPARENTLY EZIO NEVER HEARD OF A "POCKET", AND MAKE YOU RUN OUT OF THE FUCKING DISTRICT THAT IS ITSELF INFESTED WITH MORE PAPAL GUARDS AND IS AT LEAST 1 KILOMETER LONG!?
Fuck you, AC:B, my whole experience with you was an un-ending dick move.
(Mind, I'm not blaming the game, it was still pretty good, I'm blaming the port and myself, for being such a masochist asshole)
OT: Oh hey Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, I heard you're a pretty good game, mind spending some time with me and my PS3?
"Sure, if you don't mind the FPS drops because I was designed for XBOX360 and the port SUCKS BALLS"
Ok... I can put up with that. -two hours later- Hey, what's with the load screens?
"Oh yeah, I made every single action to require a moderate load screen, just to piss you off"
Well, I can at least skip cut-scenes.
"That has a loading screen too"
Fuck, alright then, at least the combat is engaging.
"Oh, also, I'm going to make ridiculous challenges in every single memory to fuck with you, mind you, it isn't required, but you know you want 100% completion"
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MAKE ME LOOK FOR 6 KEYS ALL AROUND ROME TO GET THE BEST ARMOR IN GAME TO INCREASE MY MAX HEALTH, AND GIVE ME AN ARTIFACT THAT CAN CONTROL PEOPLE'S MIND WITH THE FLICK OF A BUTTON SACRIFICING MY OWN HEALTH, IF THE LAST TWO "FULL SYNCHRONIZATION" CHALLENGES ARE "DO NOT TAKE ANY DAMAGE", AND SPAWN 40 FUCKING PAPAL GUARDS THAT CAN SHOOT YOU IN THE ASS IF YOU ARE IN A RADIUS OF 50 YARDS, THAT ARE ABLE TO RUN FASTER THAN YOU (EVEN IF THEY DO HAVE HEAVY ARMOR), TAKING AWAY ALL YOUR WEAPONS, BECAUSE APPARENTLY EZIO NEVER HEARD OF A "POCKET", AND MAKE YOU RUN OUT OF THE FUCKING DISTRICT THAT IS ITSELF INFESTED WITH MORE PAPAL GUARDS AND IS AT LEAST 1 KILOMETER LONG!?
Fuck you, AC:B, my whole experience with you was an un-ending dick move.
(Mind, I'm not blaming the game, it was still pretty good, I'm blaming the port and myself, for being such a masochist asshole)