Did he really just say that?

[ThaBenMan]

I was walking around a neighborhood in my town and I walked by a house with some kids playing in the front yard. One of the kids said "Now we're in Paradise Falls!" I did a double-take, and then I was like "Awesome - that kid's played Fallout 3." Which, now that I think about it, probably isn't so good (he couldn't have been older than 8).

Anyway, what's the most awesome/frightening/funny/random/all or none of the above/ thing you've heard a random passerby say?

Disclaimer: I'm pretty sure there have been at least a few topics like this, but I couldn't find them in the search engine. So please, no "this topic has been done already" complaints.

 

[Quaxar]

Disclaimer: I'm pretty sure there have been at least a few topics like this, but I couldn't find them in the search engine. So please, no "this topic has been done already" complaints.

Idea has been done at least?

Anyway, "and then suddenly my panties fell off"... yeah, the whole tube needed to know that one! It was just WTF, no actual fun involved.

 

[Hellion25]

My friend was actually telling me today about somebody on the bus who asked "How do you spell was? W-o-z or w-a-z?" That would probably fit for me

 

[Meggiepants]

"Can you get pregnant from swallowing?"

That stopped me in my tracks. I actually had to force myself to put one foot in front of the other and walk on.

Also, to the OP, I so would've done the feral ghoul sound when I heard the kid say that.

 

[Altaries]

"Oh look! I didn't know Tokyo was in Japan! I thought it was in China :O:O:O"

I double take'd,but I thought twice before saying anything I'd regret o-o'

 

[Haunted Serenity]

"Which end do the bullets come out of?"

 

[Sky Captanio]

I was on holidays in Canada (Victoria to be precise.) and there was a group of people who looked like they'd just been traveling. Well one of them was obviously a bit late or meeting up with the and I saw him arrive. A woman in the group started singing Africanishly (Circle Of Life Style) I figured it was an in-joke or something. The guy meeting up with them walks over, throws his bag on the ground on front of her and, loud enough for the whole square to hear, says "Shut the fuck up!" My entire family burst out laughing.

 

[Thaius]

Paradise Falls? That's much more likely a reference to Pixar's latest movie, Up, not Fallout 3.

Once I was watching an episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender: episode 15 of Book 1: Bato of the Water Tribe. This is the one where Appa (the giant flying bison) got into a fight with the Shirshuu, a lizard-like creature with a tongue that lashes out and paralyzes on contact. It took about three lashes for Appa to actually be paralyzed, and considering how much fur the giant creature has, one of my friends said, "I'm surprised it could penetrate the bushiness!" My mind said "That's what she said," but I held myself back, 'cause that's pretty bad. Then my other friend, who had refused to say any sort of "That's what she said" jokes until recently, blurted it out.

I was shocked. Then I had to pause the episode 'cause we were laughing so hard.

EDIT: Okay, not a random passerby. But still funny.

 

[SnipErlite]

"GET BACK ON THE HORSE! GET BACK ON THE HORSEE!!"

A random woman walking down the road while on a mobile phone. Twas very random

 

[ThaBenMan]

Also, to the OP, I so would've done the feral ghoul sound when I heard the kid say that.

Well, there actually aren't any ghouls in Paradise Falls... I could've said something one of the slavers says, but it likely would have swears, which would not be good to yell at a little kid. Good idea, though!

Paradise Falls? That's much more likely a reference to Pixar's latest movie, Up, not Fallout 3.

Damn you for dismantling the coolest thing that happened to me all day -_-

 

[Thaius]

Also, to the OP, I so would've done the feral ghoul sound when I heard the kid say that.

Well, there actually aren't any ghouls in Paradise Falls... I could've said something one of the slavers says, but it likely would have swears, which would not be good to yell at a little kid. Good idea, though!

Paradise Falls? That's much more likely a reference to Pixar's latest movie, Up, not Fallout 3.

Damn you for dismantling the coolest thing that happened to me all day -_-

Sorry. Though it would cancel out the disappointment in that now the 8-year old kid hasn't been playing far above his age. My bad.

But now a bigger problem: you didn't think of that before. Have you not seen Up? 'Cause if not, you've pretty much got to go do that right now.

 

[Riobux]

Honestly, I can top it with the kind of stuff a girl in my sociology group used to ask or say. A classic example was when the teacher was running through examples of eastern countries (e.g. Iraq, Afghanistan, Taiwan) and she chirps in with Hawaii.

 

[ThaBenMan]

But now a bigger problem: you didn't think of that before. Have you not seen Up? 'Cause if not, you've pretty much got to go do that right now.

Oh yeah, I've definitely seen up - in fact, I have the DVD. I just wasn't thinking of that Paradise Falls.

 

[MCGT]

'Have you ever tasted cum? I actually quite like it'

Some random girl behind one time. Very loudly. And awkwardly/funnily.

 

[Thaius]

But now a bigger problem: you didn't think of that before. Have you not seen Up? 'Cause if not, you've pretty much got to go do that right now.

Oh yeah, I've definitely seen up - in fact, I have the DVD. I just wasn't thinking of that Paradise Falls.

Okay, good. Just wanted to make sure: I would have been very sad if you hadn't seen it.

 

[Arkvoodle]

"If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

 

[spikespiegel]

My mate tolled me this today: They where DRIVING in to a music festival area and one of the security guards/people who check your ticket stopped them. He checked their tickets and everything, cool, yeah thats fine. Then he turned around again and with no notion of taking the piss he suddently asked "Oh, Have you got a car?" Going on to explain where the carpark was...

 

[KillerH]

I walk up to the line at the MTO (Ontario's DMV) and there is an emo kid in front of me. The first thing I hear is "So I had to pull up my pants and leave the theater, all because of a parking ticket"

I just left and came back the next day. I can't even think of how that works.

 

[feather240]

'Have you ever tasted cum? I actually quite like it'

Some random girl behind one time. Very loudly. And awkwardly/funnily.

Lols to you sir.

(Nothing, i just wanted to comment on that, so sue me.)

"GET BACK ON THE HORSE! GET BACK ON THE HORSEE!!"

A random woman walking down the road while on a mobile phone. Twas very random

Where were you?

(So I lied, bite me.)

 

[Axeli]

"Well, Eastern Germany was the worse one, you know, the Hitler's side and all..."

Might have been a slip of words, but man, I've never felt the need to talk to a complete stranger in a bus like that before.