Did he really just say that?

[ultrachicken]

"Ow! My ass is slipping!"

 

[Julianking93]

"Can you get pregnant from swallowing?"

Just reading that stopped me in my tracks.

OT, I remember walking past a guy who said "What the fuck, dude!? I told you she doesn't have crabs!"

 

[SnipErlite]

"GET BACK ON THE HORSE! GET BACK ON THE HORSEE!!"

A random woman walking down the road while on a mobile phone. Twas very random

Where were you?

(So I lied, bite me.)

Canada, can't remember which city (I was on hols).

I found it pretty hilarious.

 

[Private Custard]

'Have you ever tasted cum? I actually quite like it'

Some random girl behind one time. Very loudly. And awkwardly/funnily.

And you didn't get her number??

These women are rare, grab them while you can.

On topic, a girl I know threatened to stick a digit up my arse the other day. Totally out of the blue......I was surprised!

 

[Pyoot]

"If you kiss a boy! YOU'LL TURN INTO A FROG!! :O" Some 7 year old on a scooter shouted it out XD

 

[Karlaxx]

"He was fingering her, and she said 'Maybe we're taking this too fast' and he just JAMMED four fingers inside her."

From the guy a couple seats in front of me on the bus Friday. I just so happened to be sitting next to mynot-very-dirty-minded female friend, too. Epic lulz were had... at least by me.

 

[InvisibleSeal]

Guy 1 on bus: "Seriously I need to try that next weekend"
Guy 2: "Ease up, *****, there's other people here"
Guy 1 looks around the bus, and notices me and an elderly lady as the only other passengers.
Guy 1: "No, that guy is superman and the older woman is deaf"

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That is hilarious, if a little disturbing!

Mine's not really as funny as some of the rest, but the equivalent of "Penguins can't look upwards, didn't you know that?"