Did I mention that I hate the Snuggie?

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IGNOREME

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Magichead said:
Person Dude said:
If not, then I hate it. Why? Well I'll tell you. What practical use does it have? It keeps you warm? If you want to keep warm, there are plenty of other ways of doing so. It's like a blanket with sleeves? Why the hell would you need to even have a blanket with sleeves? Not to mention, blankets (unless you're laying down) are rendered almost completely useless because your back is still cold. The aforementioned sleeves on it look like they're way too big and it also looks like you're wearing it backwards!

You know, there's actually a much more practical and much more prestigious set of attire that was actually made before the snuggie. You know what that is? A robe! It not only has sleeves that look like they were made for a regular human, but it also has a tie! You see, the snuggie, when worn like a robe doesn't work. For some reason the fabric is always too tight for me and I always have to struggle to get it to wrap around like a robe, and when I get it to where it does wrap around, it always comes undone.

You see, the robe, on the other hand, is made in such a way where one side goes over and the other side goes underneath. What the tie does it that it keep the two sides from coming undone and makes it so you are in a nice warm little cocoon with sleeves, and by my calculations a cocoon with sleeves is a heck of a lot better than a wimpy blanket with sleeves.
You have no soul, snuggies are fantastic in all respects bar the name. Also, if you're struggling to wrap one around you, you either bought a -really- small one, or I suggest less cheetos, because I'm 6'3" and a fattie by most people's standards, and I have no troubles with mine.

Robes are for billionaires and women's beauty spas, and they leave your front cold so are not perfect either.
Maybe it's just that the robe I wear is really big, so I'm kinda used to being able to wrap it all around myself. Having to downsize to a smaller snuggie felt tighter to me. I also don't appreciate the fat jokes people have been writing; but then again, I should have explained myself a bit more. Sorry! And robes can leave your front cold, but the snuggie would leave your whole backside cold if you wear it correctly and stand up. Meanwhile robes only leave part of your front cold. Proof? I refer you to the TMNT snuggie picture posted earlier in the thread.
 

IGNOREME

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Dr. Pepper Unlimited said:
I'm so confused as to why you made this thread. DO you hate Snuggies so much, that you have to vent like this? I mean, you could just not buy one. That seems like an easy solution.
I made this thread for fun and to express my opinion on which Thing I prefer. Sort of like how some people like bagels and others like donuts and some don't give a shit. I vent about pointless shit like this because I think it's fun to vent about pointless shit like this.
 

Laser Priest

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You hate what is essentially the creation of someone who doesn't know how the hell to wear a robe?

I'm sorry, I've overgasped from sheer shock.