Did You Know?

[Dusty Donuts]

"That a 13 Inch Wide Waffle Can Hold 1/4 A Tub Of Melted Butter in it?"
Post your "Did You Knows?" here! Hey, you learn something new every day.

 

[mikecoulter]

Wow ahaha.

Did you know that on average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Did you know that the reason female cats are so loud while mating is because it is excruciatingly painful for them?
Cat penises are ridged the to point of being sharp so that no semen can slip out.

Also, duck mating resembles rape, and canines have been known to get stuck while mating.

(Note: I thought of this because right now my neighbours cat is in heat, and will not shut the fuck up. Do not give me that look)

 

[Dusty Donuts]

Did you know that the reason female cats are so loud while mating is because it is excruciatingly painful for them?
Cat penises are ridged the to point of being sharp so that no semen can slip out.

Also, duck mating resembles rape, and canines have been known to get stuck while mating.

(Note: I thought of this because right now my neighbours cat is in heat, and will not shut the fuck up. Do not give me that look)

Err...right. And you know about cat penises why?
*coughs* Well, i'll get back to you when i want to know. Why don't you go and get that cat and put it in ice?
[small](IT'S A JOKE; I KNOW WHAT 'HEAT' IS)[/small]

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Did you know that the reason female cats are so loud while mating is because it is excruciatingly painful for them?
Cat penises are ridged the to point of being sharp so that no semen can slip out.

Also, duck mating resembles rape, and canines have been known to get stuck while mating.

(Note: I thought of this because right now my neighbours cat is in heat, and will not shut the fuck up. Do not give me that look)

Err...right. And you know about cat penises why?
*coughs* Well, i'll get back to you when i want to know. Why don't you go and get that cat and put it in ice?
[small](IT'S A JOKE; I KNOW WHAT 'HEAT' IS)[/small]

Came up in conversation.
My cousin is a vet and, for some reason, she likes to prove to me that all the animals I think are adorable, aren't.

[small](YEAH, I GUESSED THAT)[/small]

 

[megalomania]

Earwigs have a spare penis.

Some Japanese researchers discovered this while prodding two of them during sex. The first penis fell off and another one popped out of its thorax.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Did you know Whale Penises are designed to flush out any semen from its mate's vagina? & that some snails eject hormone-filled darts into each other instead of a mating call? That Humans have the largest penises of any ape, but chimpanzees have the largest testicles? That there was once a prehistoric monkey that had a bone in its penis?

I am very ashamed to say I knew all of this.
Yeah, I have lots of weird conversations.

EDIT:

Earwigs have a spare penis.

Some Japanese researchers discovered this while prodding two of them during sex. The first penis fell off and another one popped out of its thorax.

I had also heard this once or twice.

 

[afaceforradio]

Wow. Lot of info about penises there. Nice.

Well, did you know that The Bible is the world's most shoplifted book?

 

[Dusty Donuts]

Did you know that the reason female cats are so loud while mating is because it is excruciatingly painful for them?
Cat penises are ridged the to point of being sharp so that no semen can slip out.

Also, duck mating resembles rape, and canines have been known to get stuck while mating.

(Note: I thought of this because right now my neighbours cat is in heat, and will not shut the fuck up. Do not give me that look)

Err...right. And you know about cat penises why?
*coughs* Well, i'll get back to you when i want to know. Why don't you go and get that cat and put it in ice?
[small](IT'S A JOKE; I KNOW WHAT 'HEAT' IS)[/small]

Came up in conversation.
My cousin is a vet and, for some reason, she likes to prove to me that all the animals I think are adorable, aren't.

[small](YEAH, I GUESSED THAT)[/small]

[small](NO, YOU DIDN'T. I TOLD YOU, THEN YOU REALISED YOU GUESSED *six-year old pout*)[/small]
Pancakes can also soak up their body weight in syrup. I know, because once, ALL the syrup disappeared into one pancake. Sad mornings....
EDIT: Not the whole bottle, just the bit I put on my breakfast. Just needed to clarify that.

 

[Cuniculus]

Yearly, more people are killed by champagne cork mishaps then by sharks?

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Did you know... that tortoises will attempt to mate with shoes? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQkrR6VV370]

 

[shootthebandit]

why does it always have to be about penises.

did you know that when neil armstrong landed on the moon, he said "good luck Mr.Gretzky"(not sure if the name is correct). people later asked him why he said this and it was because when he was younger he kicked his ball into his nieghbours garden (Mr.Gretzky) and he heard coming from the bedroom "ORAL SEX! ill give you oral sex when this kid (points at neil) walks on the moon"

 

[El Poncho]

Did you know a polar bears fur isn't white it is transparent .

Did you know a orstrach's(that big bird that cant fly with the long neck) eye is bigger that its brain

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

[small](NO, YOU DIDN'T. I TOLD YOU, THEN YOU REALISED YOU GUESSED *six-year old pout*)[/small]

[small](OH MY CRAP, HOW DID YOU KNOW)[/small]

Did you know that apples are supposedly more effective at waking you up in the morning than caffiene?
And on that note, did you know that a person who has coffee every morning requires caffiene to perform on the same level as a person who never drinks coffee?
Caffiene is bad for you, you guys.

 

[afaceforradio]

Really?

Here's a good one I found on the GoogleMachine: apparnetly an onion and an apple both taste the same, it's their smell that causes the differentiation. Though I found that very hard to believe!

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

did you know that when neil armstrong landed on the moon, he said "good luck Mr.Gretzky"(not sure if the name is correct). people later asked him why he said this and it was because when he was younger he kicked his ball into his nieghbours garden (Mr.Gretzky) and he heard coming from the bedroom "ORAL SEX! ill give you oral sex when this kid (points at neil) walks on the moon"

Did you know... That's not true.
People have asked Mr. Armstrong about this and he's told them countless times that it's completely made up.

 

[Timotei]

Did you know that apple seeds are poisonous.

The only reason we don't keel over from them is because of our size.

 

[Salem_Wolf]

Did you know that a duck's quack does indeed echo?

Yeah I'm having a hard time thinking of one, so I looked to my Mythbusters experience and ta-da. I'm sorry I'm lame. <<

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Really?

Here's a good one I found on the GoogleMachine: apparnetly an onion and an apple both taste the same, it's their smell that causes the differentiation. Though I found that very hard to believe!

... Well, that is the first thing on this thread I didn't already know.
im lernin u guiz