Die like a real man!
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Death by Snoo Snoo (i'm elaborating, don't worry), while drinking gallons of alcohol, flying a jet bomber, and watching Bad Boys 2.
Seconded. Even though a lot of the details surrounding his death were fabricated, the truth is still incredibly bad-ass. And as if you needed more proof of his manliness, his penis has its own Wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasputin%27s_penismajor_tom said:
This.LordCuthberton said:Eating this,
Pulling off one's own head would probably be a very "manly" way to die, I imagine.
Is Bruce Campbell dead? No?
That's because real men don't die. Real men kick the shit out of deadites.
That's because real men don't die. Real men kick the shit out of deadites.
Catch your girlfriend in bed cheating with another man, fight the love rival whilst drunk from consuming either beer, cider, vokda or whisky, and grab any nearby weapon- a beer bottle, a chair, or your own fist's, a heavy machine gun, a tommy-gun or a magnum revolver. Attempt to kill rival, smash up the room, destroy the bed, set fire to the curtain's, break the tables with a handy claymore before smashing through the window with your hands at your opponents neck, plunge down below and land on a passing lorry, have a fist fight on the roof, knock your opponent off the moving truck onto another truck, hijack your truck and attempt to ram the other truck off the road whilst riddling the rival lorry with machine gun fire and smoking a cigar. Burst through the crash barriers and plunge off a cliff. Smash the lorry into the desert below and stagger, wounded, from the burning wreckage, as your opponent's lorry explodes into the dust beside you. Watch him crawl out and once again engage in in a bloody fist fight, grab a shotgun from burning wrekage and finally kill your opponent with a shot to the chest, blasting him back off another cliff edge, watch him plummit into a raging rocky river below, cooly puff your cigar and say something clever and witty.
Step back from the cliff, take one last swig of beer before collapsing on the ground, your blood draining from your body. You welcome death with a firm handshake, ask how he is and discuss the football results as Death takes you up the Rainbow Bridge towards the hall's of Valhalla. Where you greet the God's who invite you to drink in their company, and love to an infinite number of busty-blonde virgin's in the Afterlife.
Step back from the cliff, take one last swig of beer before collapsing on the ground, your blood draining from your body. You welcome death with a firm handshake, ask how he is and discuss the football results as Death takes you up the Rainbow Bridge towards the hall's of Valhalla. Where you greet the God's who invite you to drink in their company, and love to an infinite number of busty-blonde virgin's in the Afterlife.
