Die like a real man!

[Neosage]

Playing a guitar solo on the corpse of god, whilst having sex with five of the most beautiful girls you can imagine, on top of a volcano, on mars, while killing zombies.


What was the question again?

 

[A random person]

Wrestling a bear while both of you are on fire. While on top of a fighter jet in the middle of a dogfight. And it's in the middle of a nuclear war.

Don't ask me why a fighter jet is in a nuclear war, I don't know. Your death is just that manly.

 

[DocLock]

In a stand off with a police chief who is about to retire... You only have a water pistol. Just before you fall over the barrier and into the sea you say 'I woulda got you'.

I SAW THAT MOVIE.. Err.. Yeah

OT: The manliest way to die is to run into a group of aliens/zombies/enemies/Whatever-you-like with a cooked grenade.. It's also the messiest

 

[Captain Pancake]

Probably saving somebody else. Watch some war films, black hawk down had some pretty manly demises in there, like gunning down insurgents with an MG before getting clocked by an AK (although in retrospect that doesn't seem so manly) or running back out of cover to save your friend, getting hit yourself and dying slowly and painfully from your wounds.

Man, that scene really got to me...

 

[FinalGamer]

Choking yourself to death with your OWN HANDS.

Or being shot from all sides and die after 50 bullets.....or 100.

 

[Kwaren]

Getting pitied by Mr. T and roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris at the same time!

 

[wolf_isthebest]

Hit by a 911 at full speed. If i die i want to die in style !

 

[wolfy098]

Choking yourself to death with your OWN HANDS.

Or being shot from all sides and die after 50 bullets.....or 100.

dude suicide = fail

Anyone who wan't to die has failed

2nd one is A OK

 

[the moon]

Tea bagging Chuck Norris. Then climbing back from the depths of hell and giving chuck norris the finger getting him so mad that he roundhouse kicks you so hard that you leave the earths atmosphere, fly past the milky way, to the edge of the universe and beyond. Ending your existence forever.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Fighting a shit load of enemy troops in a swamp while armed only with a combat knife.

 

[lucaf]

snapping your neck with your own hands

 

[Olikunmissile]

Taking a drunken piss into a power socket?

 

[RanD00M]

Ask Rasputin.

I gotta fully agree with this.

 

[FinalGamer]

Choking yourself to death with your OWN HANDS.

Or being shot from all sides and die after 50 bullets.....or 100.

dude suicide = fail

Anyone who wan't to die has failed

2nd one is A OK

It's apparently very difficult to choke yourself to death with your own hands because you pass out before doing so, maybe if the dude was possessed or something?

Ah well.

 

[COR 2000]

Either:

1.) Dying while battling the forces of some smaller country

OR

2.) Die eating this. [http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/Manly-Breakfast.htm]

 

[Kingsman]

After driving out of a moving plane on a motorcycle, which instantly subsequently dumps several crates of bullets, knives, and live predatory animals, take a molotov cocktail from your utility belt, then smash it against your chest. Your landing should be in a moving motorboat loaded with very volatile explosives and fireworks, all of which go off as your flaming carcass lands on them, hopefully making an explosion large enough to kill aforementioned animals instantly before they suffer painfully as they hit the water.

 

[Maggotworm]

headbutt the street curb to death.

 

[Baldry]

After nuking half the universe in universe war 3, and lighting my cuban cigar on the sun while f'ing on uranus I get killed by zombie Chuck Norris

 

[Above]

Eating this,

That