Die like a real man!

[Chris^^]

there is of course no good death
i dream of captaining a battleship into an epic battle and standing calmly at the helm as the ship speeds into a mushroom cloud at the dawn of WW3, thats possibly THE most awesome death i can think of, or simply getting gunned down in a glorious last stand with a platoon of friends at my back.
maybe thats just me being cinematic, the other way i'd want to die is quietly after a fulfilling life, with a loving wife and children at my side, thats how a man should die.

 

[Baby Eater]

wrestling a robot bear shark on top of a cliff on a space ship on the empire state building on top of another cliff while kicking hitler in the balls drinking jack daniels and nails whilst eating a manwhich and having a 5some whilst shaking chuck norris's hand during a thunderstorm with a volcano erupting and you destroy the universe with so much awesome

 

[Aesir23]

Death by snoo-snoo.

Futurama reference win

 

[KaiRai]

Watch Platoon, and then you'll know the best way.

You win

Either that or saving private Ryan. When he says "Earn this."

Only a true man rambles nonsensical words on his deathbed!

 

[Zildjin81]

Take 10 shots into the chest while drinking vodka and driving a sport car at 400 mph while 20 helicopters are chasing you

While having sex.... and shooting people.

 

[happysock]

Greased up, You know what I mean

 

[Blyyr]

Legends never DIE!

They RELOAD!

No! They Respawn.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

By Punching the sun and making it explode while having sex and riding a space dragon while eating a live dinosaur and playing a guitar with your other pair of arms you;ve grown because you fucking can.

 

[ThreeWords]

Real men don't die.

This, by far.

[sup]I do not plan to die. Ever. Unless I get really, really bored[/sup]

 

[Ekonk]

Fighting a tiger in a nuclear reactor which is about to blow.

 

[Inmate13]

Tuberculosis: Because no disease is manlier than one which makes you cough up blood

 

[Deleric]

Death by snoo-snoo.

I. Had. Snoo-snoo.

 

[Ekonk]

Tuberculosis: Because no disease is manlier than one which makes you cough up blood

Coughing up blood is fucking disgusting. YOU KNOW SHITS HIT THE FAN IF BLOOD IS COMING OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN LUNGS.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Death by Snu-Snu

EditAMN NINJAS DX

 

[whycantibelinus]

Death by snoo-snoo.

Yes sir.

 

[chiggerwood]

To die in bed after a life of duty, commitment and responsibility - that is how a man should die.

He got it right this is how a real man dies. Surrounded by his loved ones passing on with dignity, and honor. With the knowledge that he has done the best that a mere man could do.

NOW FOR THE SHALLOW SIDE OF LIFE.

You wear no armor as you grab your battle axe and head into pitched battle. Where you slay one thousand men. Then the general of the opposing army orders one hundred legions of archers to fire upon you. Before your life is ended however, you let out a mighty roar that shakes the very foundations of your enemy's souls, and makes them flee in terror!!!!

In all seriousness though Venatio got it right

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

Get raped to death by a wallaby.

I'd love to know your definition of "manliness".

http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2008/09/05/6762_local-news.html
"They?re not just friendly, cute little wallabies any more ? they?re killers."

 

[gunningyoudown]

Fistfight with Chuck Norris.

thats just stupid mot manly

 

[gunningyoudown]

Slim. Fucking. Pickens.

damn that was mine to