dieing 15 year old boy want's weird last request

[Nannernade]

Good for him. =P
Yeah you know, he really deserves it I hope he had a good time.

 

[Closet Superhero]

What? I basically said it's a shame he had cancer and didn't live on to have the experience with a girlfriend, I didn't say anything about wishing for a girlfriend, "mate".
Sorry to the escapists again if I seem cruel and terrible, it's just the way I am sometimes.

See your host of posts prior to that one, stating, in various permutations, something along the lines of:

"You've GOT to be kidding me. My last wish, even if I were that age, would be to do something amazingly epic, not counting sex. There's more to life than that, and I am saddened by the fact that he didn't make the last move count".

You never stated what sort of wish that would be, yet you go on to talk about how sex should be with girlfriends, etc. I took that to imply something like that would be your wish in the same situation, as you didn't state what your epic wish would otherwise be. If that's not what you meant, don't blame others for misinterpreting you - that's how conversation works, what you say on a topic later usually relates to what has been said earlier.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

That's a reasonable request. I mean, why not. He's dying, for fuck's sake.

Pun unintended?

On-topic, seriously, the kid was dying. He wants to get laid by a woman who gets paid to lay people, why not? Oh wait, he's 15. I guess he's supposed to die with his last wish unfulfilled because he didn't get to make it to 16. Seriously, there are times when the law doesn't apply (not very many times, but still), and I think a dying kid wanting to have sex with a willing individual, at a benefit to all (he gets laid, she gets paid) and disadvantage of none would count as one of those exceptions.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

All I can say is, sad that he passed on, but he at least got one to experience one of life's great pleasures. Besides, who wouldn't want to have sex before they die?

 

[Zefar]

I'll name one. I would have wished for a trip to Hawaii.

Been in England(London), Spain(Mallorca to be exact) and France(Eiffel Tower). Wasn't that great and doubt it would be better than sex for him.

 

[Video Gone]

What? I basically said it's a shame he had cancer and didn't live on to have the experience with a girlfriend, I didn't say anything about wishing for a girlfriend, "mate".
Sorry to the escapists again if I seem cruel and terrible, it's just the way I am sometimes.

See your host of posts prior to that one, stating, in various permutations, something along the lines of:

"You've GOT to be kidding me. My last wish, even if I were that age, would be to do something amazingly epic, not counting sex. There's more to life than that, and I am saddened by the fact that he didn't make the last move count".

You never stated what sort of wish that would be, yet you go on to talk about how sex should be with girlfriends, etc. I took that to imply something like that would be your wish in the same situation, as you didn't state what your epic wish would otherwise be. If that's not what you meant, don't blame others for misinterpreting you - that's how conversation works, what you say on a topic later usually relates to what has been said earlier.

I guarantee, I will definitely wake up tomorrow and think "What the fuck was I on about there?" and proceed to make a series of posts about how much of a dick I was today. I'm like that.

 

[Video Gone]

He totally wasted his last wish. One word, dude. THREESOME. I tip my hat to Jack.

Well said, sir. I tip my hat to you.

 

[Shoto Koto]

I think thats perfectly reasonable. But they say they wanted to abide by all laws, what is the age of consent in Australia?

Also, its tragic really that someone should die so young and according to the doctor in the article so starved of non-clinical human contact.

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

I would have granted the kids wish. He's about to die! As long as he doesn't want to kill or hurt anyone any wish is fine.

 

[Merteg]

I'd say it was fine and they should forget about it.

 

[Simon Hadow]

Well, it's weird, but if the kid wants to get layed before he chokes, I don't see why people should complain.

 

[yaik7a]

Thats a dumb last request.

There is soo much more to life than sex.

someone missing testicles

Someone needs to learn grammar.

someone is missing testicles

 

[WolfMage]

Thanks, Escapist, for reminding me that the whole of life is ultimately pointless.
Sure, he got laid, and was happy for a while. Then all that goes away once he dies.
Hell, if he'd asked for, say, the chance to meet -Famous Person Here-, that too would have been pointless.
Disneyland trip? Pointless.
A car? No fucking reason.
Anything? Why?
Nothing matters.
Thanks, now I have a topic for Psych class tomorrow.

 

[esperandote]

im glad he got his last wish granted but i would have done it myself because of the legal impications.

 

[ryai458]

I would totally like more to... meet Gabe Newell or Morgan Freeman or Johnny Depp. And he chose a prostitute?

He could've at least chosen a celebrity to do it with.

i doubt miley cirus or angelina joley wants to tap a dying kid, nothing against him good for him got laid before he died

 

[vampirekid.13]

I'll name one. I would have wished for a trip to Hawaii.

i live in hawaii. hawaii sucks. there is nothing interesting in hawaii besides fat people and convicts. sex was def a much better option than hawaii.

 

[RetiarySword]

That is pure win! I hope my friends are like that when it comes.

'Want me to pull the plug?'
'Not the plug my dear.'

 

[Uncompetative]

So he wanted a stiffie before he became a stiffie?

 

[James Cassidy]

What he asked for was probably the post natural thing god has ever given us. Despite what some may disagree with, we want sex because that is how nature programmed us. We have a desire to reproduce.

I say if the kid truly wanted that, I say there is nothing wrong with it. He was dying. I think even Chris Rock made a joke about this. "If the kid is dying shouldn't he get a lap dance? Hey little Jimmy want to meet Johnny Deep? No I want big titties in my face."

I don't know why people keep thinking "He was tricked into thinking life is about nothing, but sex." Animals in the animal kingdom have sex all the time. No one tricked them...it is instinct. Human beings are animals and we have instincts.

I don't condone pedophilia and I think it is wrong to have sex with a kid, but I think in this case I can make an acception. If it was something he wanted and everything is purely consensual, then I say good for him. May he rest in piece.

I think Richard Prior said it best.

"If I had a choice between getting hit by a bus or dying in some pussy, which one would you be in? I would be in that long mother-jack line."
-Richard Prior (RIP)