"we think your dying wish is stupid, therefore we won't grant it. Think of another one, quickly! you're going to die"Fat Man Spoon said:
yeah, that is a dick move isn't it?
dieing 15 year old boy want's weird last request
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yeah, that is a dick move isn't it?
That is fucking cool. I've been waiting for one of those kids.
"Well, Timmy, you're about to die. You wanna meet Jim Carrey?"
"No, I wanna get laid"
Good for him.
"Well, Timmy, you're about to die. You wanna meet Jim Carrey?"
"No, I wanna get laid"
Good for him.
More to life? You do realize this kid is probably dead, so no there isn't more to life than sex. In his case its probably the only time he'll experience that much pleasure before he dies. I'd would have rather got a blowjob than a trip to disney land when I was 15, I'm just going to go ahead and assume that you either don't get laid or aren't doing it properly.Ninja_X said:
Nice wish kid, may you rest in ecstasy.
Me I'd want something bigger. Like driving a Ferrari through a live battle zone to detonate a nuke somewhere. That's a good note to go out on.
Or if possible I'd use my last wish to be a dick.
"What do you want son?"
"See that kid over there? My wish is that you deny him his."
Me I'd want something bigger. Like driving a Ferrari through a live battle zone to detonate a nuke somewhere. That's a good note to go out on.
Or if possible I'd use my last wish to be a dick.
"What do you want son?"
"See that kid over there? My wish is that you deny him his."
To all these people saying "There's more to life than sex" and other things along these lines: when you're 15, there isn't. At all. Ever. Sure, you may be interested in other things, but if the opportunity comes up? Bam. Plus, he's dying. I can't believe they'd press charges against the woman for fulfilling his hope... justice is blind, I suppose.
Question: If the kid had the last wish of wanting to smoke some weed, do you think they would have let him do so?
Question: If the kid had the last wish of wanting to smoke some weed, do you think they would have let him do so?
Awsome taste in avatarkiller-corkonian said:
Anywho,if i were a little older i'd have asked for sex.But really i don't see anything wrong with his wish at all.
Except when you consider how little life he had left to live. Not a lot of time to find the right girl, get a good job and have a family when you kick the bucket at 15 is there?Ninja_X said:
I mean, let's consider my life up to age 15. I was a baby for a bit but that didn't work out so I went into toddling where I enraged my parents enough that I was enrolled in school by the age of 5. By the age of 11 I was out of elementary school but had no meaningful skills and was still not considered employable so the job market was out of the question and apparently the puberty fairy hadn't visisted just yet and since I couldn't procreate starting the family process seemed a bit out of line. Instead I went to middle school where I learned even more things that still didn't qualify me for employment, hit puberty and had a few sterotypicallly lousy middle school romances, partook in sports where it began to become clear that I wouldn't make a living doing anything related to balls, bats, or running. At the tender age of 14, I moved on to high school where I began to learn the first things that would one day make me an employable human being, learned to drive at 15 which is a key life skill and that is it. By the age of 15, if one were to inventry my useful or important knowledge the list is pretty short:
I woudln't be a sports star
I knew how to string words together into sentences, both in writing and verbally.
I had a rudimentary grasp of math comepts higher than arithmatic.
I knew that dealing with women was going to be a lot more difficult than movies make it seem.
I knew the basic proceedures of operating a small motor vehicle.
Since most people expect to live a hair longer than to 15, I suspect most people order their lives in a similar fashion - you learn the things you need to know to be on your own in the world and it is only then that you really start doing those things that really matter. Perhaps if one knew from the start that they had a mere 15 years to pack a life into they would order things a bit different - leaving out perhaps a lot of that tedious schooling and grounding.
And to those who said they could ask for something better or more important, what exactly is there? Sex is likely the very first thing you do on your own, and the loss of virginity in a very real way will represent a significant moment in most anyone's life. In fact, there are only a handful of such moments in the average life - starting and completing school, starting and completing college, getting your first car, buying your first house, sex, and of course the purchase of your first sofa (you aren't an adult until you purchase a sofa - it's a law).
Holy shit guys ! A 15 year old boy wants sex! Stop the fucking presses !
edit: In all seriousness, I'm happy he got his wish, now he can die happily. Well sort of.
Also to all the whiners: what better things could you wish for as a last request that's within reasonable boundaries? I'm sure he'd prefer to be on a space shuttle than to have sex but he's about to die and he's probably an average person with average parents who have an average income that can't afford 100.000$ fantasies.
edit: In all seriousness, I'm happy he got his wish, now he can die happily. Well sort of.
Also to all the whiners: what better things could you wish for as a last request that's within reasonable boundaries? I'm sure he'd prefer to be on a space shuttle than to have sex but he's about to die and he's probably an average person with average parents who have an average income that can't afford 100.000$ fantasies.
true... but he probably wouldent of got it. the point a lot of the people who object to his last request being a good horizontal shuffle are missing is this it was HIS last request, not yoursGrayjack72 said:
There is a strange fixation with not dying a virgin. Granted, I sure as Hell wouldn't want to die a virgin, but there are a hell of a lot of things I'd rather do than lose my virginity before I died... Like have my own TV show... Well, acting would be a problem, if I was terminally ill, but I could still write the episodes for a good long while.
Edit: It's worth noting I'm not much older than this kid.
Edit: It's worth noting I'm not much older than this kid.
about this whit 15 years only thinking of sex thats wrong we also gotta eat but thats about it.
but personaly if i'd get to chose how i die then i choose diying in order to save somebody i care about the location and sunset n stuff aint that important i know thats i immpossible request unless i hire a killer for one of my freinds and then take the bullet >_>.
but this about him being cheated into thinking that sex was fullfilment of life look at the bright side of that if he got fooled that way he died thinking his life was fullfilled.
btw yes i'm 15
but personaly if i'd get to chose how i die then i choose diying in order to save somebody i care about the location and sunset n stuff aint that important i know thats i immpossible request unless i hire a killer for one of my freinds and then take the bullet >_>.
but this about him being cheated into thinking that sex was fullfilment of life look at the bright side of that if he got fooled that way he died thinking his life was fullfilled.
btw yes i'm 15