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Merkavar

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i have never played a xbox or xbox 360 or halo or zelda and i LIKED the witchers time based combat system.

do i win?
 

Mr Pantomime

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kortin said:
Alienating yourself from good games is never a good thing to do. If you legitimately don't like a game, I'm perfectly fine with that, but if you don't play a game because what you think you know about the game makes you think its terrible well...like said a lot, don't judge a book by its cover. Only reason I say this is because back when Minecraft first came out, I was like most of the people and thought it was a shitty game because of graphics. I was never more wrong. Turns out its a wonderful game full of good design and (mostly) good enemies. I am not some diehard Minecraft fan, but any person with eyes can see it IS a good game.

As for me, I haven't ever played a Solid Snake game. Or any of the Silent Hill games.



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Xerosch said:
'Fallout 3' is one of the most boring games I've ever played.
Thank god someone said it. I thought this game was alright while in the vault, but an hour after leaving, I got bored out of my mind. Sure its nice the worlds all big, but itd be nice if there was actually something there. Everything seems to drag on too.
I think its just slow to start. Once you are able to get the perk that gets you more ammo when you find it, the entire game feels a lot more open. Really though, i think its something you have to set your mine on. I'm currently trying to complete every quest for the Platinum Trophy in the game. I have Tesla Armor and a Plasma rifle. Only things that possibly give me trouble now are Super Mutant Masters :D
I got as far as trying to find the radio dish for 3 dog. It was pretty much tunnel sections which consisted of Bandits, Ghouls, and then occasional Super-Mutants. Everything looked the same. I just got lost and bored.

I actually enjoyed myself the first hour in the wastes. I went the complete wrong way and started just killing stuff and talking to people. Then I went into the storyline, and found the same 3 weapons, same 3 enemies, and the same 2 locations for the next 10 hours.

Theres also my usual problem with WRPGs. You find an awesome piece of armour, but you arent a high enough level to equip it. And getting to that level could take from 3 hours to 30 hours. So you decide to hang onto it, but your inventory is full. So you dump some stuff and after 15 hours youre a high enough level to wear it. But you have to go on a quest to figure out how to put youre arms through the sleeves. Except you dont know who to talk to.

After hours of searching, you find the guy who gives you the quest, but youre not charismatic enough to convince him to show you how to put your arms through the sleeves. And how do I get my charisma up? Well go up a few levels and focus on those skills. So I shoot the guy in the face for being a prick and not teaching me how to dress myself, do something else, save the game, and now I cant do the goddman quest to wear the goddamn armour. So I sell it, and find at the shop an awesome gun. But I cant buy it because I need science skills for some arbitrary reason.

This continues till the end where I get a silly ending, because to unlock the true ending I had to shake a mans hand at the start of the game, in may when the moon is full, with at least 3 women and one pig witnessing it.
 

Hristo Tzonkov

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Forgive me,father,for I have sinned.

I think Arcanum was one of the best games of all time and it shits on nearly everything coming out lately including games that I love from the bottom of my heart like ME and DA.

I've got a vague idea that Zelda is about some boy and his fairy.

Never completed any Mario games.Even back in the day if I had to choose between Mario and Duck Hunter I'd choose Duck Hunter.

I've spent 3 months not leaving my house playing WoW for 18 hours a day.I trolled the entire server,started a guild war between my guild and some polish guild that decided to try and troll me(result was a 500 person polish guild spitting on each of my guild members) oh and I created massive bear drama.Was so lols xD.I now recall my stupidity and embarreses the shit outta me.

I've seen screenshots of Minecraft but I don't exactly know what it's about.

I liked CNC4.

Oh and I'm very jumpy.Dead Space 1 and 2 scare the shit outta me.When I was playing Dead Space 1 I was so afraid that a zombie might jump me and I wouldn't be able to escape that I moved around 1 corridor per 5 minutes.

I find EA's marketing campaigns for Dead Space and Dante's Inferno to be hilarious and were actually a major selling point for me :D.
 

Superior Mind

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I didn't like Ocarina of Time.

In the game's defence I didn't really give it a chance and I'm not a console person anyway but I just didn't see the "best game evar"-ness of it. I was told things like "The story is incredible, the gameplay is unmatched, the soundtrack's brilliant" and all that but didn't see any of it.

I also have never completed a Mario game. Me and Nintendo I guess. I got to the final boss of the final world in Super Mario Bros on my Game Boy but lost my 21-or-whatever lives that I had amassed so was faced with either giving up or starting all over again. Suffice to say I dropped it.
 

Hiphophippo

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smartengine said:
I like point and click adventures. *runs away*
Amen, brother. Amen. I do hope you have a DS to enjoy the crazy resurgence they've been experiencing on there.
 

Talon_Skywarp

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I always play a female

I love dressing characters up, Tekken and Soul Calibre have taken soo many days away from me, as I try to work out what top goes with her outfit.

I prefer Bioshock 2.

I like the Resident Evil plot. (except 5...why God why!)

I got the dog ending on Silent Hill 2 and was really confused for days. Like mega confused. I was trying to work it out...but I didn't understand it. Then someone told me it was a joke. That's what that game does...ruins your mind!
 

smartengine

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Hiphophippo said:
smartengine said:
I like point and click adventures. *runs away*
Amen, brother. Amen. I do hope you have a DS to enjoy the crazy resurgence they've been experiencing on there.
unfortunately I do not...

don't suppose you know any point and click adventures for android?
 

riprino

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I hate call of duty and all of its counterparts.
I own halo 3 but I have spent more time playing a world for kefflings than it.
I enjoy playing Xbla games more than most other games on the 360.
I own a Hyper scan.(If you dont know what it is google it.
I tried the free wow trial and found it to be boring.
I find zelda games and new mario games fairly boring.
Never played a metroid game.
I own 2 point and click adventure games for my 360.
I am most ashamed to say this i played Modern war fare 2 and had fun at one part(killing civilians).
 

Trolldor

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I prefer playing games on casual because I hate having to do the same section over and over again.
The moment I beat a game on the first playthrough (usually on the second highest/highest difficulty setting) I set the difficulty down to the easiest.
Except Fallout 3. I had to get mods to make that game harder.
 

Batfred

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Shhh, I have never played Minecraft and have no interest to. That and Nintendo sucks, so I have never played a non game-and-watch Mario, Starfox, Zelda, etc.
 

Spookimitsu

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Street Fighter IV broke my heart (where are my lucious hand-drawn sprites???) and so I quietly protest it. Ocarina of Time is overrated, most Zelda fans are all messed up on this. Wind Waker is top-tier. Mario Sunshine was one of the best Mario's. FFvii wasn't really all that special, outside of the Music and cinemas at the time. The only thing that holds up now is the music. and lastly Halo and Call of Duty will never be the man that Battlefield always is.

edit- oh yeah. God of War 2 was great (although the VO sucked monkey nuts). GoW3? Trash. Santa Monica studio cash in. Dantes Inferno was much better. Castlevania Lord of Shadows was even better.
 

Zeema

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Never PLayed Persona at all

[im going to get banned for posting that]

if it came onto PSN i would buy it through
 

Hiphophippo

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smartengine said:
Hiphophippo said:
smartengine said:
I like point and click adventures. *runs away*
Amen, brother. Amen. I do hope you have a DS to enjoy the crazy resurgence they've been experiencing on there.
unfortunately I do not...

don't suppose you know any point and click adventures for android?
I want to say that I heard the classic "Under a Steel Sky" got ported to some phone OS but I can't say for certain.

I wish I had more for you.
 

JemothSkarii

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I hate Halo and Call of Duty (Call of Duty after the first Modern Warfare), I find them samey and bland.
I like all of the Final Fantasy's that I've played, which include all of them but XI and XIV, X being one of my favorites.
I love turn based RPG's, and I like fetch quests.
I suck at games like Street Fighter.
I prefer console gaming over PC gaming.
I loathe online multiplayer.
I never keep up to date in popular game news.