Dirty little secrets...

[Azhrarn-101]

And I, at the age of sixteen, have yet to ask anyone out. I have a few confidence issues. Some people take me as untrustworthy because I'm too shy to look them in the eye.
There has been a few girls that I have attempted to get closer to, however, but it always ends up with them thinking of me as a brother. Do you have any idea how bloody annoying that is? I'm one of the few that actualy does that "smacking my head against the wall" thing.

I'm 27 here, and as for the brother thing, trust me I know the feeling. I usually end up at that spot too, which is even more awkward and painful if you're already in a relationship with that girl for well over 2 years. She broke up with me telling me that.

Actually seeing a psychologist over all this, that period was one huge cluster f**k and I'm still recovering from it. I just don't date right now, there is a lot I need to work through first to even start considering all that again.

I do miss the feeling of belonging and intimacy that relationships gave me though, but I fear it'll all just go wrong again.
And being someone I'm not just to appear confident is something I really don't want to do.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

And I, at the age of sixteen, have yet to ask anyone out. I have a few confidence issues. Some people take me as untrustworthy because I'm too shy to look them in the eye.
There has been a few girls that I have attempted to get closer to, however, but it always ends up with them thinking of me as a brother. Do you have any idea how bloody annoying that is? I'm one of the few that actualy does that "smacking my head against the wall" thing.

I'm 27 here, and as for the brother thing, trust me I know the feeling. I usually end up at that spot too, which is even more awkward and painful if you're already in a relationship with that girl for well over 2 years. She broke up with me telling me that.

Actually seeing a psychologist over all this, that period was one huge cluster f**k and I'm still recovering from it. I just don't date right now, there is a lot I need to work through first to even start considering all that again.

I do miss the feeling of belonging and intimacy that relationships gave me though, but I fear it'll all just go wrong again.
And being someone I'm not just to appear confident is something I really don't want to do.

Well, that's a pretty acurate impression of how I expect things to go for me.
I reckon the reason we're "the brother" is because we're constantly nice. I mean, girls only seem to take notice of complete dickheads.
Here's something weird, I've had a couple of situations where I've been asked out over the internet. I don't go on dating sites, they're too seedy for me, but more than once I've had an email buddy I met on an mmorpg. They always suggest a date, which I avoid because I'm afraid they'll change their minds when they see what I look like.
As you may have guest, I'm quite pessimistic.

 

[ElephantGuts]

my secret is that I'm always paranoid that people can read my mind, I know they can't, but I try to refrain from thinking things I don
t want people to know just in case

I used to be afraid of the exact same thing.

I used to be afraid of that too, but usually only after thinking about it alot. Then I would end up thinking weird things and looking around the room to see if anyone was looking at me funny for it. Never caught anyone reading my mind but it was a pretty good way to entertain myself in school.

By the way I feel like pointing out that in just this 5 page thread, 3 1/2 whole people (the half is me) have confessed to being interested in bestiality/zoophilia. So maybe it's not as uncommon/weird as you might think? For the record my point is just that I don't think it should be illegal.

 

[CasualZombie]

It was I whom ate the Piece of cake in the work fridge!

DON'T LOOK AT ME!! I'M A MONSTER!!!

 

[Crystine]

Guys, you need to be confident! Doesn't matter if you will fail when you ask a girl out... Either way you're missing out. Correct?

And as far as befriending inanimate objects? I haven't done that since a kid, except with the two chocobo stuffed animals I have. >.<

Also, little known fact about me to people who aren't in my very small circle of trusted friends: I'm a RPG freak.
I own all the FF's from 7-12 in perfect condition cases (damn well close on 7 but it's hard to find that unless you E-Bay which I don't) and all the Crono series and Legends of Dragoon. Plus the MMORPG I've played for 5 years. =]

It's kinda hard being confident when you're as big as I am. You know the guy who plays Matt Parkman in Heroes? I'm about the same size as him, only I've been blessed with manboobs. Also, a lot of people say that you should be yourself. They also say be confident. I'm not a confident person, I have to choose between one or the other. Now what?

Why would it only be known among your close friends? Damn, you should flaunt that kind of thing. Do you know how many guys are into gamer girls? I mean nice guys, not the idiots on xbox live. I've been on muhmorpuhguhs for quite a while, too, but mostly only on Runescape. I've yet to sample the wonders of WoW, but I've been thinking of giving it a go soon.

As for inanimate objects, who the hell doesn't have one silly thing they communicate with? I mean, when your car breaks down, you immediatly start telling it off. When your PC is being slow, you start to call it names. When any electrical equipment starts buggering up, you plead with it. Or am I the only idiot who's called his PC gayness in a jar? I don't befriend objects, I make enemys out of them. Other than that Whinney the Pooh thing that dances when you makes noise, I love that little bugger. He was bought for a friends toddler, but I just had to keep him. He's awesome.

Lol @ the buying a toy for someone and keeping it, sounds like me sometimes. Although I buy them something else to replace it. xD

And your explanation of guys + girl gamers is exactly WHY I keep it a secret except to my close friends! Sooo sick of guys, I have a good guy atm and I like him PLUS he's a bit on the big side. (My friend calls him Chubbs. *rolls eyes*)
Not all girls just look at the physical side of things as far as guys go. My guy had enough balls to come up to me at a friends party and talk to me and tell me he liked me ever since he first saw me, even though he was shaking the whole time. >.<
We talked for hours that night. =]

EDIT: I don't play WoW. Never have, PC is too ancient for that MMORPG. I tried Cabel didn't like it. I play ConquerOnline. IT SUCKS I KNOW, but I like it. ^.^

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Guys, you need to be confident! Doesn't matter if you will fail when you ask a girl out... Either way you're missing out. Correct?

And as far as befriending inanimate objects? I haven't done that since a kid, except with the two chocobo stuffed animals I have. >.<

Also, little known fact about me to people who aren't in my very small circle of trusted friends: I'm a RPG freak.
I own all the FF's from 7-12 in perfect condition cases (damn well close on 7 but it's hard to find that unless you E-Bay which I don't) and all the Crono series and Legends of Dragoon. Plus the MMORPG I've played for 5 years. =]

It's kinda hard being confident when you're as big as I am. You know the guy who plays Matt Parkman in Heroes? I'm about the same size as him, only I've been blessed with manboobs. Also, a lot of people say that you should be yourself. They also say be confident. I'm not a confident person, I have to choose between one or the other. Now what?

Why would it only be known among your close friends? Damn, you should flaunt that kind of thing. Do you know how many guys are into gamer girls? I mean nice guys, not the idiots on xbox live. I've been on muhmorpuhguhs for quite a while, too, but mostly only on Runescape. I've yet to sample the wonders of WoW, but I've been thinking of giving it a go soon.

As for inanimate objects, who the hell doesn't have one silly thing they communicate with? I mean, when your car breaks down, you immediatly start telling it off. When your PC is being slow, you start to call it names. When any electrical equipment starts buggering up, you plead with it. Or am I the only idiot who's called his PC gayness in a jar? I don't befriend objects, I make enemys out of them. Other than that Whinney the Pooh thing that dances when you makes noise, I love that little bugger. He was bought for a friends toddler, but I just had to keep him. He's awesome.

Lol @ the buying a toy for someone and keeping it, sounds like me sometimes. Although I buy them something else to replace it. xD

And your explanation of guys + girl gamers is exactly WHY I keep it a secret except to my close friends! Sooo sick of guys, I have a good guy atm and I like him PLUS he's a bit on the big side. (My friend calls him Chubbs. *rolls eyes*)
Not all girls just look at the physical side of things as far as guys go. My guy had enough balls to come up to me at a friends party and talk to me and tell me he liked me ever since he first saw me, even though he was shaking the whole time. >.<
We talked for hours that night. =]

EDIT: I don't play WoW. Never have, PC is too ancient for that MMORPG. I tried Cabel didn't like it. I play ConquerOnline. IT SUCKS I KNOW, but I like it. ^.^

Okay, so I guess I'm not much of an mmorpg fan after all. I've never heard of ConquerOnline.
Actualy, I'm not a fan of mmorpgs at all. I was hooked on Runescape for a while, but I can't stand the grind that seems to appeal to everyone else. The thing I like is when you go up levels, because that moment of triumph is so addictive. When you hit the higher levels that moment takes longer and longer to achieve, and that's what put me off in the end. I barely play Runescape anymore.

Tell your guy from me that he's my hero for being brave enough to ask out the girl he likes, despite his size. I hope you guys stay together for a long while, at the next fat guy convention his bravery might rub off on me. Um, ignore what I just said. There's no such thing as a fat guy convention, don't be silly! We've never gathered and spoken of world domination, that's just ridiculous! Erm... Well, I guess this is a forum for secrets... Every fat man in the world is connected. We plan to kidnap the respective leaders of every country in the world and achieve world domination. Only, we keep getting tired/hungry. Yeah.

 

[ThaBenMan]

Tell your guy from me that he's my hero for being brave enough to ask out the girl he likes, despite his size. I hope you guys stay together for a long while, at the next fat guy convention his bravery might rub off on me. Um, ignore what I just said. There's no such thing as a fat guy convention, don't be silly! We've never gathered and spoken of world domination, that's just ridiculous! Erm... Well, I guess this is a forum for secrets... Every fat man in the world is connected. We plan to kidnap the respective leaders of every country in the world and achieve world domination. Only, we keep getting tired/hungry. Yeah.

You FOOL! You'll ruin all of our carefully laid plans! You know that now at the next meeting you'll be ritualistically crushed by the 5 heaviest of us, right?!

Anyway, my dirty secret - I have a bit of a mermaid/female satyr/centaur fetish... not as bad as when I was younger, though, before I really started looking at porn in ernest.

 

[Dapper Ninja]

I'm very pessimistic and paranoid. I fear that everyone can read my thoughts and hates me. Every time I think something good will happen, I think that something horrible will happen instead. I constantly feel like I'm being watched.

I'm afraid to become attached to people because I'm afraid that I will inevitably lose them.

I hate attention, but also hate when people ignore me,

I think I might be not eating enough, because everyone else at my school seems to eat more than me and my parents sometimes say that I'm very skinny or that I need to eat more (I'm 5'8 and 110-115 lbs if that helps anyone come up with an answer).

There's a girl that I like and I think she might like me, too, because we get along quite well and have a lot of the same interests, and she's also just about the only person that acts friendly to me instead of ignoring my existence or hating me, but I'm afraid to ask her out because I'm afraid that she'd say no and even if she said yes, I wouldn't know what to do.

 

[Smiles]

my confession is... I've been kicked out of school, for being too stupid... thank goodness I "took a semester off" so that my family doesn't find out...

I haven't told anyone about it, not even my friends. I know I'm just an idiot who will never go anywhere in life... I even lied to my sisters face about it...

well, maybe if i get a good enough job they will be able to ignore the fact that don't go to school again...

 

[Aries_Split]

I'm very pessimistic and paranoid. I fear that everyone can read my thoughts and hates me. Every time I think something good will happen, I think that something horrible will happen instead. I constantly feel like I'm being watched.

I'm afraid to become attached to people because I'm afraid that I will inevitably lose them.

I hate attention, but also hate when people ignore me,

I think I might be not eating enough, because everyone else at my school seems to eat more than me and my parents sometimes say that I'm very skinny or that I need to eat more (I'm 5'8 and 110-115 lbs if that helps anyone come up with an answer).

There's a girl that I like and I think she might like me, too, because we get along quite well and have a lot of the same interests, and she's also just about the only person that acts friendly to me instead of ignoring my existence or hating me, but I'm afraid to ask her out because I'm afraid that she'd say no and even if she said yes, I wouldn't know what to do.

You sound just like me in High School.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

I once tra

 

[Mnemophage]

Ever since the Agnostic Epiphany happened I've been terrified of death. I've begun having panic attacks, and I never used to. When I still had some degree of mysticism to hold on to, it was a lot easier to calm myself down about the inevitability and uncertainty of it all. Now there's nothing - just the reassurance that I know nothing, and there's only one way to change that. I feel my way of looking at the world is not only pretty logical but also the only way I really could - I just can't convince myself of anything I don't have either direct evidence of or personal experience with. I truly envy people with faith. Though I may continually question the theory of it, that kind of comfort is something I can only wish my beliefs provided me with.

I lie. A lot. I lie without thinking about it. I lie to everyone, even the people I love and trust and have no reason to be false with. I'm trying to change, but I'm just too good at it now. I do it when I'm worried or afraid, and it's amazing how quickly it changes how I feel, how powerful I feel when someone believes something I made up. It's not very often I feel like I'm in charge.

I've got a big ass. One unrelated to the amount of cake I eat. Genetics are the source of this monster rump, and aside from surgery there's nothing I can do about it.

When I was five, I pooped in a pizza box and sold it to my little brother for five bucks.

 

[ThaBenMan]

When I was five, I pooped in a pizza box and sold it to my little brother for five bucks.

Hahaha, that reminds me of this one time - a few years ago I shared an apartment with 2 other guys, and there was only one bathroom. I had to take a dump really badly one morning and one of the other guys was in the bathroom, so I took this old empty pizza box and took a dump in it in my bedroom, then I threw it in the trash can outside.

 

[kinch]

All you guys who are friend-zoned and scared of girls and stuff just need to eat a can of Harden The Fuck Up. No one is going to solve your problems except you.

 

[Smashking]

I've been screwing the girlfriend of this guy I don't like. Just because I don't like him. He found out about it and they split up. I am happy.

OH! SO YOU'RE THE BASTARD THEN?!

Hehe, well I have a vendetta against most mainstream games... Dunno if that counts...

 

[Crystine]

Tell your guy from me that he's my hero for being brave enough to ask out the girl he likes, despite his size. I hope you guys stay together for a long while, at the next fat guy convention his bravery might rub off on me. Um, ignore what I just said. There's no such thing as a fat guy convention, don't be silly! We've never gathered and spoken of world domination, that's just ridiculous! Erm... Well, I guess this is a forum for secrets... Every fat man in the world is connected. We plan to kidnap the respective leaders of every country in the world and achieve world domination. Only, we keep getting tired/hungry. Yeah.

You FOOL! You'll ruin all of our carefully laid plans! You know that now at the next meeting you'll be ritualistically crushed by the 5 heaviest of us, right?!

Anyway, my dirty secret - I have a bit of a mermaid/female satyr/centaur fetish... not as bad as when I was younger, though, before I really started looking at porn in ernest.

LMAO!!!
<3 you guys you sound just like my guy and his best friend since elementary school. ^.^

And @ mermaid tails? I've always pretended to have one, when ever me and my sisters would go swimming we'd pretend we were mermaids. I watched The Little Mermaid tirelessly as a child!
P.S.- His b-day's comming up... WHAT SHOULD I GET HIM?! (To all the guys out here on forums give ideas! Maybe I'll just ask in a thread to not de-rail this one. =S)

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

Secret, huh?

Not too many of those to speak of, really. Most of my life is an open book. I suppose, if you want to talk dirt, I have an enjoyment of some children's shows. Cardcaptors Sakura despite the fact that I'm several years too old and the wrong gender for it.

Um... Yeah, not much else, that I can think of. Uh, as you were.

His b-day's coming up... WHAT SHOULD I GET HIM?! (To all the guys out here on forums give ideas! Maybe I'll just ask in a thread to not de-rail this one. =S)

Depends on what he likes, what he has, and how much you're willing to spend. Being a gamer, I'd suggest a game. Being a writer as well, I'd say book. Being male, I'd say a big, colorful, bright red ribbon. Preferably one that you're wearing. And nothing else.

Or, you know, figure out a gift he'd like personally. That works too.

 

[Murrah]

my confession is... I've been kicked out of school, for being too stupid... thank goodness I "took a semester off" so that my family doesn't find out...

I haven't told anyone about it, not even my friends. I know I'm just an idiot who will never go anywhere in life... I even lied to my sisters face about it...

well, maybe if i get a good enough job they will be able to ignore the fact that don't go to school again...

STOP!
okey that's absurd. Can you imagine yourself 10 years from now, working in an endless job? You're going nowhere miss! So study! Trust me, most of my friends are having difficulties of getting a Good job because they did not even finish high school!

So please take my advice!

 

[Cahlee]

Hmmm.. Dirty secrets..

The dirtiest is that I'm into S&M, not hardcore stuff, like most people it's pretty gentle-ish.
I'm Bisexual, it's not that much of a secret. I only tell my friends though. I find some people just dont take it seriously if I tell them.
Also, I really dislike myself, I think I'm ugly and stupid.