Discovery Kids, Transform And Roll Out!

[TsunamiWombat]

If they make a Magic:The Gathering kid's show, I'll flip shit and punch the next under-twelve I see in the face and scream at him until he experiences life-lasting trauma.

I'm sure it will be all about the five elemental kingdoms allying against the Dark Lord of blahblahblah. And they'll work card battles in somehow like Yu Gi Oh.

Ugh, I threw up in my own mouth.

 

[Abedeus]

I fail to see the educational value of this new channel

You don't see them?

1. Black robots are evil.
2. Shiny robots are good. Like DnD Dragons.
3. Anything can transform into a car. And vice versa.
4. Cars don't need fuel to run, they run on pure awesomeness.
5. In space, they don't need cars, because everything is a car. But obviously the atmosphere is too heavy, they don't use airplanes and...

Okay, ignore 5. There are educational values, see.

 

[Zivlok]

Really, I just want to see how they'll make Scrabble sexy.

 

[Sevre]

Wait, Scrabble Junior or Travel Scrabble OR Normal Scrabble?

 

[nova18]

Wait, Scrabble Junior or Travel Scrabble OR Normal Scrabble?

The "other" Scrabble.
Where once an episode, massive elemental monsters come out of the letters and battle to decide who is the scrabble master.

Imagine Beyblade, but with more alphabet.

 

[HillDragon]

hopfully they will show beast wars.

I think I would make my kids watch that one.

 

[traceur_]

I want to see this in the shows

come one, if optimus was smart he turn into that thing.

Just add monumentally awesome digger for instant epic.

 

[sheic99]

Then again, Discovery Channel teaming up with Hasbro has a certain appeal to me. Four words:
Transformers meet The Mythbusters.

It'd be a short lived series, as the Mythbusters pointed out how the Transformers' feet couldn't possibly support their weight.

The Transofrmers would counter with how Jamies face couldn't possibly support his moustache.

Jamies Mustache would counter by turning into unicron and destroying the transformers. Then he would create Galvatron and go on to conquor the world.

Jamie wants big boom.

Adam's hat would be Galvatron. All of a sudden this is starting to sound like a youtube poop.