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PsychedelicDiamond

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Escape from the 21st Century (2024)

Chinese fantasy action comedy by Li Yang. On a planet much like earth, a trio of teenagers are exposed to some chemicals that cause their consciousnesses to travel 20 years into the future and back whenever they sneeze. There, they are not only confronted with their own failures and regrets but also a world threatening conspiracy. They have to use their newfound power to save themselves and the world.

If this sounds really zany, believe me, the actual movie is much zanier. Escape is one of those "everything and the kitchen sink" mixed media pop culture hodgepodge movies where basically every single scene is shot for maximum impact, utilizing some kind of out there animation, CGI effects, music video editing or video game or anime tropes to make it stand out. It feels quite a bit like Everything, Everywhere all at Once if instead of being made by corny middle aged hipsters, it was made by fun millennial nerds. Or if Suda51 directed directed Hot Tub Time Machine.

I think there are two ways for movies to feel longer than they are, one is being so slow paced that they take forever to get to the point and the other one being so dense and fast paced that you can barely keep up with them. Escape certainly is the latter, feeling like it's serving up 3 hours worth of movie in 100 minutes. It's a movie busting at the seams with ideas. Many of them are purely stylistic and done purely for the sake of being funny, of course. Straight up, about two thirds through the movie it reveals the villain's evil plan and it has got to be one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard. A copy of Street Fighter 2 becomes a pivotal plot point. And let's not even get into some of the choices for its soundtrack.

It probably sounds like Escape from the 21st Century is not much more than a wacky asian curiosity but I do think that that behind all of its cartoony antics, self consciously zany, overly conceptual premise and fast paced barrage of references and stylistic shenanigans there's a heart. I would argue it's a lot like the 00's anime FLCL in that behind all of its improvisational tomfoolery it's a silly but heartfelt treatise on adolescence. On looking forward to adulthood as a kid and looking back at childhood as an adult. About nostalgia and about facing an uncertain future. Somewhere under all the audiovisual insanity, subtle but noticeable, is an undercurrent of sentimentality, even melancholy, that honestly, I found way more effective than the more overt family melodrama of Everything, Everywhere all at Once. Which, I concede, might be in part because Escape clearly engages with the experience of my generation (and, y'know, there is something to be said about that a movie made in a culture as foreign as China manages to feel relatable to me) where Everything tried to appeal to that of a more middle aged demographic but there is some poignancy to lines like "I hate everything about the adult world... except you." or "The greatest lie we tell ourselves is that things will get better when we grow up." that hits you precisely because they are dropped in the middle of something that otherwise feels like a very elaborate shitpost.

What I'm saying is, I liked this movie quite a bit. What it does isn't new anymore, not exactly. We had Speed Racer and we had Scott Pilgrim and we had Everything Everywhere all at Once and the Lego Movie and two Spiderverses and, hell, let's just throw just about everything Baz Luhrman made in there. I mean, we have a live action adaptation of One Piece now. This specific brand of rainbow colored, hyperactive, breathless, super stylized pop art fever dream can't be considered a novelty anymore. But I will say that this is one of the better ones. It's a new cinematic language and Li Yang has demonstrated that he speaks it quite well. This is pretty much doomed to be underappreciated, simply on the virtue of not being made in English and I hope I've done my part in bringing some awareness to it.
 
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Johnny Novgorod

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Annabelle

I'm a bit foggy on the Conjuring/Annabelle/Nun movies, because they all look the same and they all seem to take place in the same house and they all share this weird sequel-prequel-sequel-prequel chronology. But I'm pretty sure I hadn't seen this one, which is basically a ADHD version of Rosemary's Baby.

My review is I can't believe they got three movies out of that ugly fucking doll. It doesn't even do anything! Just sits on a shelf as a remainder that you're supposed to be watching a horror movie.
 
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Annabelle Comes Home

The biggest non-event since Y2K. The whole movie is two baby sitters and a kid alone for the night getting trolled by evil spirits. At the end of the night they lock up the haunted doll (which continues to do nothing, outside of flopping lifelessly) back in the cabinet and that's it. Nothing changes, nobody dies, everything gets swept under the rug and life goes on.

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I might give this a watch tomorrow. I remember seeing it when it came out and liking it a lot (though only vaguely remembering it now). I eventually have bought it on Blu-ray but never watched it a 2nd time.
 

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Johnny Novgorod

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Uncommon Valor

A very boomer action adventure war movie. Gene Hackman gets fed up with those bozos in Washington and decides to lead a group of ragtag Vietnam vets on a super-off-the-books mission to save his kid and a group of POWs from a Laos prison camp. Dirty Dozen meets Rambo II, directed by Ted Kotcheff (First Blood). Fun and violent and campy. I'm pretty sure the movie within movie in Tropic Thunder is a riff on this. Hackman classes it up.

I wonder if Tex Cobb has the record for most deaths by (his own) grenade.
 

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Appleseed Ex-Machina (2007) - 9/10, A-Rank. Seeing this movie again is a blast from the past. Surprisingly still holds up well. I have not seen this cyberpunk action movie in ages. I saw it once just before graduating high school, and a second time in early college. Critics ragged on this movie for being "bad" or having a "ton of plot-holes", but they clearly weren't paying attention, so I ignored them. This definitely is an anime movie from the late 2000s, but in a good way. Action is great when you have John Woo acting producer and is Woo-ism slip into fight scenes in the best way possible This being an all-CGI animated movie. The graphics, effects, and animations still look great, and are of slightly later 7th generation cut-scene. Makes me wish we got an Appleseed game based off this.

The only flaw with the movie, is that some of the lip-syncing is rigid in some areas, but give them credit, this was in 2007. They managed pulled nearly all of this flawlessly. The dubbing for the Appleseed movies didn't start getting good until the 2004 movie, and this sequel. The returning actors for Deunan and Briareros have the best chemistry, and still one of the best battle couples in all anime for all times. They would reprise their roles once again, in Appleseed Alpha, but that's another reboot and not sequel to this. I wish did make a sequel to this, but it end on a good note to not need a sequel. Though I do wish they kept art style of Ex-Machina, and trade it in for more realistic looking characters in Alpha.

BTW, they got away with a lot on the violence. The movie is rated PG-13, but is brutal with the violence somewhat, even by 2007 standards. How this movie never got an R-Rating is beyond me. Because they use the work twice, and still got a PG-13. The MPAA must have been asleep that year.


 

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Happy Father's Day. I suffered so you won't have to.

 
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The Phoenician Scheme

Wes Anderson's latest extravaganza, in which he marathons through a stageplay with the expediency of someone who's been told to wrap it the fuck up. He's been more or less on the same sped-up theatre of the absurd wavelength since Grand Hotel Budapest and it's business as usual here, although I enjoyed it more than French Dispatch and Asteroid City. It's also very Monty Python-esque, which is always nice.
 
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Happy Father's Day. I suffered so you won't have to.

Your sacrifice will be remembered in the coming empire.
 

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Warfare

A remarkably authentic, tense (and eventually, intense) retelling of a group of soldiers pinned down in a house during the Battle of Ramadi in Iraq, 2006. Gnarly stuff.
 

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Train to Busan - 3/10

I finally got around to watching this overly praised South Korean zombie movie. I don't get the praise for this movie at all. The script and writing of the characters is so bad, every character is nothing but a super basic cliche archetype and they all do literally everything you'd expect them to do in every single situation. It's straight up soap opera melodrama to the nth degree. I'm pretty sure the movie wants you to be crying at the end, I thought my eyes would fall out from how much I was rolling them. The only good part about the movie are the zombies, kind of a mix of 28 Days Later and World War Z, and the editor was taking out frames to make them look even more herky jerky.