Divide by zero

[Biosophilogical]

the universe would implode and explode at the same time. And it would be AWESOME!!!!

Dammit, this is exactly what I was going to say. Well played Sir Ninja.

OT: Once everything both imploded and exploded at the same time, the end result would be born, and it would look like someone ate a rainbow, pooped it out through a sieve, wacked it in an explosion proof blender with 3 live grenades and set the blender to 'Brutally murdered vomit puree' then left it on ... for. three. hours.

 

[Romblen]

This will happen

 

[IxionIndustries]

You unleash a Pandora's Box of nightmares.. Opening a giant, gaping wound in the flesh of reality, causing unspeakable horrors to step through.
And as a way of thanking the one who did it all, said abominations will sodomize thee in the utmost horrific of ways, and proceed to devour the world we all know and love.
The unholy gnashing of teeth and the moans of the damned echo through a cacophony of death and sorrow.

Our primitive language cannot express the sheer chaos that would break forth... And we would be better off as such..

Now begone conspirator! For should you even contemplate committing such an accursed deed, may the Gods have mercy on your devoured soul.

 

[dalek sec]

This happens!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

-Snip

That is so far the best one.

 

[A random person]

I think I'll divide fate by zero. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FateZero]
*does so*
Oh crap, I divided by zero and linked to TV Tropes! Everybody, take a servant (just get a dead celebrity, but don't take Billy Mays, he's mine) and run!
That's somewhat less lame for those who know what I'm referring to, by the way.

 

[Normalgamer]

It is impossible to divide by zero, as division and multiplication are interchangeable, thus if you divide 12 by 0, you should be able to multiply 0 by 12 and get 12, but it does not work like that.
Oh we were going by awesome possibilities?
Your mind would be blown.

 

[WhamBamSam]

You fail. On many levels. Multiplying by infinity is far more fun.

Oh, and chuck norris is lame. He was lame back in the eighties, and he's still lame today.

Multiplying by infinity just gives you a different sized infinity, or rather it would, were infinity not a purely symbolic mathematical concept.

Chuck Norris, as someone who has gone on Glenn Beck's show and taken it seriously, is scum unfit even for the dubious honor of being the subject of an internet meme. That's beside the point though. There simply is no higher law than mathematics, and there is no discrimination with regard to the enforcement of that law. None who divide by zero can resist their arrest by math police. If Norris divides by zero, he will be sent to math prison. A fellow inmate will discover a continuous function forming a homomorphism to the ass that Bruce Lee so thoroughly kicked all those years ago. There can be no other outcome.

 

[SirDeadly]

You get 0.

That's if you multiply by 0. Supposedly you'd get an infinite number if you divided.

You mean my math teacher lied to us! Damn you Mr I forget your name!

 

[Icehearted]

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes-
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!

 

[spacepope22]

Your Ghostbusters reference has made my day.

 

[Ftaghn To You Too]

The Stars Align, and Cthulhu appears to teach you geometry. The unknown knowledge ontained within his Vast Book of Unspeakable Trigonometry causes, as I typed in my last post, a brainsplosion.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

The worst possible outcome imanginable;
Trolls start spawning everywhere!
For all our sakes, Don't divide by zero!

 

[mrtenk]

Chuck norris can divide by zero

Correction, zero divides itself for Chuck Norris.

This only angered Chuck simply because such a thing can't happen, so he ended up roundhouse kicking 0 out of existence. Now the only value were aware of is 1. computers are totally fucked.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I'm pretty sure dividing something by 0 turns into 1

 

[SamFancyPants252]

Hilary Clinton turns into a colossus and invades Europe.