DIY post-apocalyptic weapons.

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Chipperz

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OK, I have another hypothetical for you (seeing as how well the last one went...);

It's a few years after the world went to hell. For the sake of argument, let's say nukes destroyed every city on the planet and the only survivors are in rural communities or have reverted back to the bane of Fallout - the Raider Tribes. One such tribe has been harassing your villiage for a few months now, and you've officially run out of ammo. You have a variety of household objects (for the sake of this, I'm just gonna say "whatever you have in your house right now"), and you have to arm/armour yourself before the next attack, and you think you have enough time to make something new and get a rough feeling for how to use it.

What do you arm yourself with and what do you use for armour?

For my choices, I'd go with a spear from a kitchen knife and a broom handle [http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q255/Chipperz1/Spear.jpg], and probably try to get a hoodie that was coloured close to the surrounding area as camo, rather than all out armour.

Yes, I was so bored I photoshopped a kitchen knife onto a broom handle in case you couldn't picture it...

EDIT 1 - New Rules to keep this interesting;

There is electricity. It's provided by a single generator that runs on petrol. You also have any vehicles that you, yourself, own. They run on the same petrol that provides you electricity. Yes, this means you can have one or the other.
There are no modern conveniences. Water is provided by a nearby stream and frequently tastes of wild dog urine. There is no internet or phone lines.
You are cut off - you can run if you want, but it'd be quicker and easier to say you kill yourself. Anyone sent to get help is returned, Mad Max II style. Or in pieces, whatever is scarier for you.
Just to stress an original rule, there is no more ammo. It has run out. All of it. I will make an exception for slings and basic arrows, but don't expect them to go anything resembling straight when you fire them...
As a way of compensating for the new limitations, I am widening the search - the town you're defending has the remains of a small newsagent and a DIY store, so you have tools and, uhh, magazines.
 

IntoxicatedKnight

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I'd get my lamp, attach a curtain rail to the base and then attach my stepdad's chainsaw to the the front somehow. For armour...probably some thick wood underneath my clothes from my garden fence.
 

ArcWinter

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Um... all black clothes, and a pickaxe (it's in my garage). Then I'd go out at night, and engage in mining people's faces for veins of rich ore.
 

Chipperz

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Internet Kraken said:
It depends. Are these Fallout raiders or Fallout 3 raiders?
They're the most terrifying parts of both. With more spikes.

And not restricted to standing around while you work out how you want to fight them.
 

Kajt

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I'd get the chainsaw and armour myself with as many metal objects as possible.

Then I'd try to sneak into their camp at night and go on a chainsaw massacre.
 

Internet Kraken

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Chipperz said:
Internet Kraken said:
It depends. Are these Fallout raiders or Fallout 3 raiders?
They're the most terrifying parts of both. With more spikes.

And not restricted to standing around while you work out how you want to fight them.
In that case, I would run like a pansy.
 

Fightbulb

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I'd bring my baseball bat and a metal pipe, and probably wear like, 5 layers of clothing, so the imminent beatings/murder I'll recieve will hurt slightly less.
 

El Poncho

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Well,I would get a chainsaw from my garage, a hose with a few knifes attatched to it i leave alot of them in main raid points on my village turn the water on(assuming ther is water) and hitting them all BUT if there is no running water i will swing the hose abot like a mad man .
 

quack35

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I have a hatchet in my garage, and one of those automatic blades attached to a long handle, used for cutting down tree branches. I'd probably use those.
 

More Fun To Compute

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I would send someone to the nearest town to hire seven samurai to defend the village in exchange for a share of our crops.
 

Ursus Astrorum

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... You do realize I currently have two handguns, a shotgun, a crossbow, a bow, a blowgun (with several liquids that can be used as a viable poison substitute), a shelf of combat and throwing knives, three axes, a scythe, a chainsaw, nine swords, two staves, and a baseball bat in my house. And that I'm proficient on a basic level with all of them.

Right?

If not, I'll use the scrap metal in my backyard to weld up some durable but light armor plates and two lengths of heavy chain for weapons. Never mess with a guy that knows how to do raver glowstick maneuvers with chains.
 

Scrythe

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Molotov Launcher

- 1 shotgun (the kind with a hammer)
- 1 12 gauge shell
- 1 broomstick
- 1 glass bottle
- 1 rag
- 1 lighter
- 1 very sharp object
- 1 qt of gasoline
- As much styrofoam as you can find
- Bottle of liquid soap
- Roll of duct tape
- 1 heavy-duty handsaw

1. Pour gasoline into large container. Add styrofoam until no more can dissolve into the gasoline. You have just created napalm.
2. Pour napalm into glass bottle until 3/4 full. Fill the rest with liquid soap. Shake well. Stick rag halfway through bottle. Put aside for now.
3. Crack open the front of the shotgun shell, empty the shot, but keep the powder.
4. Saw the broomstick so it's about a yard long. While you're at it, saw the shotgun barrel to fit.
5. Load shell (with powder) into shotgun, stuck the broomstick into the barrel and into the shell. You now have a steak launcher.
6. Attach napalm molotov at the business end of the steak launcher.

TO USE
Simply aim and pull the trigger. Try to aim it so that the projectile flies in an arch, as opposed to shooting directly at target

Makes: 1 explosion. Enjoy with friends.

I am in no way responsible if your dumb ass gets hurt in any way, should you actually attempt this.

I will legally say this, though: you deserved it.
 

Chipperz

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Scrythe said:
Molotov Launcher

- 1 shotgun (the kind with a hammer)
- 1 12 gauge shell
- 1 broomstick
- 1 glass bottle
- 1 rag
- 1 lighter
- 1 very sharp object
- 1 qt of gasoline
- As much styrofoam as you can find
- Bottle of liquid soap
- Roll of duct tape
- 1 heavy-duty handsaw

1. Pour gasoline into large container. Add styrofoam until no more can dissolve into the gasoline. You have just created napalm.
2. Pour napalm into glass bottle until 3/4 full. Fill the rest with liquid soap. Shake well. Stick rag halfway through bottle. Put aside for now.
3. Crack open the front of the shotgun shell, empty the shot, but keep the powder.
4. Saw the broomstick so it's about a yard long. While you're at it, saw the shotgun barrel to fit.
5. Load shell (with powder) into shotgun, stuck the broomstick into the barrel and into the shell. You now have a steak launcher.
6. Attach napalm molotov at the business end of the steak launcher.

TO USE
Simply aim and pull the trigger. Try to aim it so that the projectile flies in an arch, as opposed to shooting directly at target

Makes: 1 explosion. Enjoy with friends.

I am in no way responsible if your dumb ass gets hurt in any way, should you actually attempt this.

I will legally say this, though: you deserved it.
More stuff like thiS! Love it - imaginitive and psychotic :p Sadly, there's still no ammo left, but the whole hypothetical situation will, I'm sure, let someone kill a raider with a few shells before the attack starts ;)

knightguy123 said:
id dual weild shotguns
If you're gonna dual wield shotguns, you might wanna hammer some nails through them or they'd make pretty useless clubs ;)

Michael_McCloud said:
... You do realize I currently have two handguns, a shotgun, a crossbow, a bow, a blowgun (with several liquids that can be used as a viable poison substitute), a shelf of combat and throwing knives, three axes, a scythe, a chainsaw, nine swords, two staves, and a baseball bat in my house. And that I'm proficient on a basic level with all of them.

Right?

If not, I'll use the scrap metal in my backyard to weld up some durable but light armor plates and two lengths of heavy chain for weapons. Never mess with a guy that knows how to do raver glowstick maneuvers with chains.
Well, the guns are useless (apart from as clubs), but I'll let you get away with the throwing knives - congratulations! You have a house tooled up with weapons, ya psycho :p

I love that the rest of this thread can basically be split into "I get the chainsaw" or "run and hope I don't die". Fair points, don't get me wrong :)