DIY post-apocalyptic weapons.

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HeySeansOnline

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well first with my dads power tools i could fix up this club im working on to kicks ass, but i would probably just take my sharpened Katana, my slingshot with some smokescreen home made ammo, put on all the military gear in the house, hide in bushes with the camo on my gear, fire off a smoke screen and slice em up
 

Catchy Slogan

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My mums part of a reanactment society, so I'd just rob her chainmail, gauntlets, open-faced helmet and blunt sword.

But, since you weren't expecting people to have a medievil armament, and I wouldn't have any bullets left for my brothers air rifle, I'd brobably get the hedge trimmer, as its the closest thing to a chainsaw I can find.

Or steal the blade out of my lawn mower, glue some wood to the handle, file it down a bit, or the massive buzz saw in the garage always works! =P

I havent really got much in the way of armor, besides a wok pan...
 

Alleged_Alec

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Weapons: assortment of knives, molotov cocktails, a garrotte fashioned out of some floss wire and a few pieces of wood, powder/smoke bombs, a few containers of bleach to blind my enemies with and a few blunt weapons
Armour: none
My plan: Take my weapons and hide in one of our cupboards or the fridge. I then wait until one of them drops by at my house to raid our supplies. When it opens the cupboard/fridge I'm in, I'm going to cut him open and drag him to our toilet, where I will dress myself up in his clothes, take his weapons and kill the rest of them in a stealthy way.

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I'd also print some pages of Ragnar Benson's books and the anarchist cookbook.
 

Joos

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Vanguard_Ex said:
Ironically I'm looking into taking urban weaponry classes at a place in my town. Maybe I'll have a list of recipes for you guys in a year :p
Preparing for anarchy when the financial systems crash and bringing about a New Order? ^_^
 

MrDeano89

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id get my axe from the shed.... and then armour out a dustbin lid (metal) for a shield and then find some bike pads for armour
 

wrecker77

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i know karate so i can just ninja the gang. for armor ide probubly get some rope and tie a my matress to my back. for a weapon ide mabye use like a hammer or something else metal i lit on fire so it whould be hot.
 

Vanguard_Ex

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Joos said:
Vanguard_Ex said:
Ironically I'm looking into taking urban weaponry classes at a place in my town. Maybe I'll have a list of recipes for you guys in a year :p
Preparing for anarchy when the financial systems crash and bringing about a New Order? ^_^
You shall be my right hand man of the Iron Caste :p

That and it just sounds infinitely cool.
 

Assassin Xaero

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I have probably a dozen knives around my room... And... hmm... probably go for the baseball bat or weed eater in the garage... or, hell... maybe even my skateboard... smack someone with it then make a fast getaway...
 

Chipperz

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OK, a few more rules, just to make this more interesting...

There is electricity. It's provided by a single generator that runs on petrol. You also have any vehicles that you, yourself, own. They run on the same petrol that provides you electricity. Yes, this means you can have one or the other.
There are no modern conveniences. Water is provided by a nearby stream and frequently tastes of wild dog urine. There is no internet or phone lines.
You are cut off - you can run if you want, but it'd be quicker and easier to say you kill yourself. Anyone sent to get help is returned, Mad Max II style. Or in pieces, whatever is scarier for you.
Just to stress an original rule, there is no more ammo. It has run out. All of it. I will make an exception for slings and basic arrows, but don't expect them to go anything resembling straight when you fire them...
As a way of compensating for the new limitations, I am widening the search - the town you're defending has the remains of a small newsagent and a DIY store, so you have tools and, uhh, magazines.

Enjoy!

(I'm putting these in the original post)
 
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Macksheath said:
Failing that, sharpen Wii game disks into deadly throwing weapons that can decapitate a man before he knows what the hell has happened...
Finally, now I actually have a use for my Wii games!

OT: I'd probably just re-program my Roomba so that it included a "Kill" setting and unlash it upon the raiders, so long as there aren't any sledges or slight steps n the way....
 

rainman2203

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I'd just grab my trusty fire axe (seriously, I accidentally took it from the local department) and suit up in my paintball gear. Then I'd spray paint the axe black so I could hide with it. Hopefully I could track down a bow, since I already have some arrows and have had bow training. Camp out outside at night, bow raiders until they realize where I am, then grab the axe and start swinging. Repeat until I die or they do.

While using VATS, of course.
 

TheLefty

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Gfan_00 said:
I would dig a deep trench around the town, put metal/wooden spikes at the bottom, fill it with gasoline, and cover it with sticks, leaves, and dirt. That would be the first line of defense. I would set up traps like in Star Wars and Predator. I would find any tools(axes, knives, shovels, etc.) and despense them to the populace. As for me, I would raid my local police station for Kevlar armor and other useful things. I would also head to the military surplus store a few miles from my house and loot the few land mines that they have left, as well as some MREs and anything we could use. My weapons would be a machete, Kabar knife, hatchet, claw hammer, trench pike(yes, I have one), and flint lock pistol(yes, I have one and would never, ever fire the only 3 balls I have for it unless I was really, really desperate). After arming myself, I would set up the land mines a few feet in from the trench. When the raiders attacked, the frontlines of their army would fall into the trench and die, several more would step on the land mines and explode, and we would kill the rest. The fighters for my side are either dead or wounded, and I'm the only one left who can fight. My armor has been destroyed and I only have my Kabar knife and one pistol shot left. There are 3 more raiders, the leader and his best men. Two rush at me with baseball bats and I slash one's throat. The other swings and hits me in the back. I turn and stab him in the stomach, pull the knife out and drive it into his skull. As he falls a burst of buckshot goes through my left arm. The leader has a shot gun. He fires and hits me in the legs. I fall to the ground and he approaches me. He cocks the shot gun and aims it at my chest. Blood spurts onto his legs and he turns towards the wounded survivors. As he walks to them a shot goes off and his brain splatters into the air. He falls to the ground with a thud. I drop my pistol as the life fades from my eyes. "If you shoot a man, you better make sure he's dead." are the words spoken on my last breath.
You're way too into this...Also, wtf is a military surplus store I've never even heard of one. To all the people who talk about chainsaws I read somewhere that a chainsaw wouldn't work well on a living target. Anything that moves too much would (according to this article) not allow for the chain to cut as well. It works on wood and stuff because it's hard and doesn't move but a person is soft and does move.

Anyway, I'd do something like what Chipperz would with the makeshift spear. My dad collects chef's knives because he used to be chef or some crap like that so I would have enough to outfit my friends and close family. As for armor I'd break down a shelf or something along those lines and make small plates just enough to keep me alive from small knives and the like.
 

shadow17

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i have an assortment of knives and things and i can also black smith things like swords but most of all its always good to have a trusty sniper rifle and colt 1911 45. cal