DLC you want but know won't happen

[Mr. GameBrain]

More Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts stuff!

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Yeah.. :'(

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

The Lear'sFool's Funny Ending DLC for Mass Effect 3.

I did a joke ending for ME3 back during the storm of ME3 threads (the only time I dipped my toes into that shitstorm), and it would be neat to optionally live out such an outrageous ending.

And here it is:

Shepard uses the power of disco to destroy The Reapers, only for a massive army of lolcats to invade from Dimension Z and destroy Earth with their Sooper Walrus Cannon(TM), causing a massive rift in space and time that destroys the SWC(TM), forcing them to engage in a massive battle with the fleet Shepard created during the game, creating a diversion for The RAF to invade through the space/time rift, damaging The Normandy and stealing all of their cupcakes and biscuits. This enrages Garrus, who uses The Normandy's super cannon to destroy The Millenium Falcon, which appeared out of nowhere, only it instead hit The Death Star, which appeared a second later, taking the brunt of the shot and splitting into five.

This causes Napoleon to engage in a final battle with his heroes, Hannibal and Alexander The Great, for control of Proxima Centauri, which has a planet with massive quantites of Iytuives ore, which contains Element -1 and Element 578. The confusion and massive destruction and loss awakens LazerBear, who had been hibernating in Canada for a hundred years (Canada survivng the destruction of Earth alongside Europe and Singapore, since they are all awesome), who promptly uses his patented Lazer(TM) to destroy the lolcat fleet and defeat Hannibal, allowing Alexander The Great to outflank Napoleon, saving the galaxy from the effects of failed invasions of Russia.

Shepard's fleet, with barely any ships left, rounds up all the sentient beings of the galaxy, stores away the last bits of Earth left, and follows LazerBear's lead to the Galaxy M-7868582478572875875 to start anew. The Milky Way begins to merge with Andromeda as the newly cristened Ark Fleet escapes.

Credits roll, and then this video plays:

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[Sniper Team 4]

Hm...I want that Dragon Age II DLC about the March, and it would be amazing if BioWare took my ending and turned it into DLC for Mass Effect 3.

Oh! And a single player add-on for Modern Warfare 3. I want to know where Frost went, and what Rameriz and his team were up to the entire time.

 

[Erttheking]

Some Mass Effect 3 DLC that unfucks the ending.

Also some Halo DLC where Pelicans and Phantoms became drivable vehicles in multiplayer. And some multiplayer space combat.

 

[Gatx]

I would like for the aesthetic problems with dual wielding to be fixed in Skyrim. You know, magically having a second sword appear and what not.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Ice Cap Zone for Sonic Generations.

Sega hinted at later DLC levels ... so yeah, what's keeping them? It's only one of the most popular zones in the entire series and fans would buy it instantly. Sure, Sega is in financially dire straits, but I think this would be a safe bet and easy money.

I would like more levels added to Sonic Generations too, although I don't particularly care for Ice Cap Zone.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

TF2 updates on the Xbox 360.

Oh boy I am GLAD I got it on my mac.

 

[Hazy992]

Ice Cap Zone for Sonic Generations.

Sega hinted at later DLC levels ... so yeah, what's keeping them? It's only one of the most popular zones in the entire series and fans would buy it instantly. Sure, Sega is in financially dire straits, but I think this would be a safe bet and easy money.

^ This. So much this.

I'd love to see Green Forest and Radical Highway (I know Radical Highway was on 3DS but I want to see it on the console/PC version). Sega would be mad not to do it, it'd make a hell of a lot of money.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

I wouldn't say that I know for sure that it won't happen, but unfortunately, I haven't heard any talk yet of more game modes for Starhawk. The ones it already has are fine, but variety is always nice.

Also, perhaps a cheap piece of DLC for Skyrim that allows you to toggle the difficulty of the dragons specifically. It gets kind of annoying having to crank up the difficulty just to make the dragon fights appropriately thrilling, and a toggle for that specific enemy would be great. Of course, that is also very petty, so I'm rather certain that it won't happen Damn you PS3, and your lack of mods!

 

[Arkley]

I would have loved some more levels for Sonic Generations or Rayman Origins.

 

[Rickolas Walrus]

DLC for a DBZ game that makes me a real life Goku sounds pretty nice

 

[Alma Mare]

The Prince of Persia (2008) that consoles got and from some reason PC got shafted on.

 

[The_Lost_King]

A zero punctuation commintary track in the game.
Would make every game much, much better.
And would at least make the bad ones playable.

I would love to get Wet or Final Fantasy or another game Yahtzee couldn't stand just to listen to the commentary. I wanna see a zero punctuation lets play.
Edit: OT: I want to see a dlc with jet packs. A universal DLC that adds Jetpacks into every game ever invented. I have no Idea why Saints Row 3 does not have a jet pack. It has crazier stuff. I mean come one you are going to give us a dildo bat but not a jet pack?! Come on! They have A flying fucking motorcycle and they don't have a jet pack. Fuck You Volition, Fuck you.

 

[Rainboq]

DLC to add more levels or explore the 'evacuation' ending for Basiton, but as much as I love the game and I'd love to see more, it'd miss the point of the game, so yeah...

Oh, and some more DLC for Half-life 2, as in, another episode of it... *rimshot followed by crickets*

 

[NightHawk21]

I want Skyrim DLC that opens up the whole map. Like all of it. Make the DLC like 100gb in size.

 

[Groxnax]

A DLC ending for ME3 that gives you a really cool ending and doesn't make you to go into a rage.

Wait!! ME3 Mordin had a different voice actor? He must've been good cause I didn't notice the difference.

 

[Reaper195]

More episodes for GTA4. A lot more. Also, similar episodic DLC for Red Dead Redemption. Like Undead, but not zombies. Any kind of DLC for Halo that isn't maps or armour pieces. Unless they are free.

I'd say Mass Effect 3 ending DLC...but I liked the ending, so I couldn't give a fuck.

 

[Mirroga]

A DLC or GOTY Edition of Skyrim that would add the best PC mods for the game as well as fix all bugs and glitches. But this is Bethesda we're talking about. That will never happen. Truly the best definition of a "dream."

 

[ShoryukenDude]

I was tempted to just watch this thread for a while and see how many responses were 'New ME3 Ending', but making fun of that at this point is getting kinda sad.

I'd like to see that Exhalted March DLC for Dragon Age 2. I understand that the game wasn't a huge hit, but I don't think it deserves the bad reputation it got. Here's hoping they put the extra work on DA3 to good use.

I'd also like to see an Add-On for Soul Calibur 5 that adds what they left out of the Story Mode.

 

[ShotgunZombie]

I want Twisted Metal DLC. If you've seen Jaffe's videos showing all the content that got left on cutting room floor you'd know exactly how I feel. Also I want to play as the Carnival of Carnage... and Tower Tooth... actually I want DLC where I can play as the Carnival of Carnage against Tower Tooth, give me that and I'll never ask for anything ever again. But sadly that's just the fallacy of a desperate loon, I mean even if I got it I'd still ask for more stuff.