formless777 said:
Haven't you heard ? Sarcasm was listed as an Un-American activity during the McCarthy Era and was banned in all states except Texas where they were too dumb to spell Sarcasm, let alone understand it. Now Sarcasm is a lost art-form in the USA except for a surviving Ivy league underground culture which is famous for growing it's sarcasm so dry that they sell it to drug companies to put in little desiccant sachets with your bottles of pills.
Hands down the funniest thing I've seen this week, kudos.
As for translating sarcasm through the medium of text, I genuinely don't understand why people think that text doesn't lend itself well to sarcasm. What you don't get is
tone of voice, so you can't simply type a straightforward sentence using normal text and expect your audience to read it in a snarky voice that clues them into how you are not serious about whatever ridiculous assertion you just made. There are however plenty of ways to convey tone of voice through the written word, without sullying your communication by appending 'emoticons', bleh.
No, if you can't make it patently obvious when something you type is sarcastic, the problem is you aren't a very good writer - you can generally tell because those folks always seem rely heavily on
italics, the universal language of
things you should always take 100% seriously because anything in italics can never EVER be a lie, no sirree!!!1!eleventy!; clearly that's a no-no. Also exclamation points, about 5 or 6 really help sell the point that everything you're typing is
completely trustworthy and in no way
the opposite of what you actually think, put to words for the sake of comedy - that would just be sneaky!!! So obviously you'll want to avoid those like the plague.
Yup, all it takes to be sarcastic is to leave any sort of clarifying
ridiculous hyperbole you hang a lampshade on out, steer clear of punctuating like a crazily earnest person, and never ever
do things like this to any point you make - it's so very easy, anyone can do it!!!
I think you can see my point here. (For those of you who can't, the last two paragraphs have been sarcasm. Also what the hell is wrong with you that I had to tell you that was sarcasm, seriously.)