Do eggs count as meat?

[tobi the good boy]

its more like eating chicken periods than abortions,

EDIT: Damnit ninja'd

 

[micky]

yum!, nothing like fried chicken embryos in the morning!

 

[teisjm]

eggs still kinda creep me out, some people find it gross that other cultures will eat raw fish, spiders, dogs, cats, and horses but no one here finds it weird that we
EAT CHICKEN FETUSES!!!!?

Eggs for eating are unfertalized, so they're only half of what could have potentially become a fetus.

But if you look at it that way then consider, that every time a girl (or guy) swallows after oral sex, she's canibalizing millions of fetuses... HUMAN FETUSES!

 

[Daveman]

eggs still kinda creep me out, some people find it gross that other cultures will eat raw fish, spiders, dogs, cats, and horses but no one here finds it weird that we
EAT CHICKEN FETUSES!!!!?

Technically you are eating chicken ovums. Unless you buy free range eggs, then you may indeed get a fetus.

It's not really meat, but it's the equivelent of eating sperm.

I think you mean eating period.

Unless you are eating the chicken's uterine lining, this is also not true.

And by the way, gross.

More like eating menstruation, actually. And yes, I did just burn that image into your mind.

No again. Who did you people get your "Birds and Bees" talk from? The ovum that comes out during menstruation is so tiny you wouldn't even be able to find it.

Actually it is more akin to eating menstrual expulsions.

More like chicken period, and delicious chicken period too.

Alright, that's it. I now declare sex education to be defunct.

There isn't really a good analog to the chicken egg and the human development cycle. They use two different types of reproduction, internal, where the mother feeds the baby continuously, and external, where a yolk is included with the egg to feed the young as is develops.

Also, you people are obsessed with this. All I have to say about that is... dude.

Well, it is nearer that than spunk. That was my point.

 

[SamuelT]

...Edit:

So basicly its like eating babies. :3
At least when COCK gets involved.

More like eating menstruation, actually. And yes, I did just burn that image into your mind.

It gives whole another meaning to the word "Vegetarian Vampire" eh?

Shit. Edward doing...that.

AUGH, WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGH.

 

[Lineoutt]

Nope. Eggs are not meat.

No, eggs aren't fertilized, and are actually just a single cell that would be discarded anyways, much like a human female ovulating. This cell is not part of a muscle (what meat is. Mind you, bones, for example, are part of an animal, but are not meat.)

The ostrich egg is the worlds largest cell by the way.

Edit:

So basicly its like eating babies. :3
At least when COCK gets involved.

More like eating menstruation, actually. And yes, I did just burn that image into your mind.

I hate you so much right now.

Spoiler: Secondary objective completed

If it makes you feel any better, it isn't exactly like eating menstruation. Menstruation, after all, comes after ovulation, and I don't think hens have uteri, so there shouldn't be any blood involved.

Spoiler: Here's a cookie to make up for it

Hot damn thats a big cookie! Ok I'm good now All hail cookie of healing!

 

[Jonluw]

...Edit:

So basicly its like eating babies. :3
At least when COCK gets involved.

More like eating menstruation, actually. And yes, I did just burn that image into your mind.

It gives whole another meaning to the word "Vegetarian Vampire" eh?

Shit. Edward doing...that.

AUGH, WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGH.

Ah, yes, that scenario. You might be interested in hearing about this product then: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_cup

For their fellow convenience.

 

[SamuelT]

...Edit:

So basicly its like eating babies. :3
At least when COCK gets involved.

More like eating menstruation, actually. And yes, I did just burn that image into your mind.

It gives whole another meaning to the word "Vegetarian Vampire" eh?

Shit. Edward doing...that.

AUGH, WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGH.

Ah, yes, that scenario. You might be interested in hearing about this product then: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_cup

For their fellow convenience.

You...are pure evil.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

No, they're not physically part of the animal.

 

[Jonluw]

...Edit:

So basicly its like eating babies. :3
At least when COCK gets involved.

More like eating menstruation, actually. And yes, I did just burn that image into your mind.

It gives whole another meaning to the word "Vegetarian Vampire" eh?

Shit. Edward doing...that.

AUGH, WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGH.

Ah, yes, that scenario. You might be interested in hearing about this product then: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_cup

For their fellow convenience.

You...are pure evil.

I apologize. I do not wish to harm anyone. But I am so easily tempted...

 

[Dana22]

Eating eggs is an animal abortion.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Meat is muscle, eggs are not muscle. Therefore eggs are not meat.

It is however an animal product that, left to the natural course of things could eventually produce a creature of meat and bone. Just as important, eggs are generally classifed as meat in terms of food groups.

 

[PurpleSky]

eggs still kinda creep me out, some people find it gross that other cultures will eat raw fish, spiders, dogs, cats, and horses but no one here finds it weird that we
EAT CHICKEN FETUSES!!!!?

Delicious delicious chicken fetuses.


On Topic: It's obviously not meat,if I grill an egg do I get a barbeque?


Also this looks like a troll thread.