I tried getting into Condemned, after hearing all the hype. I decided, "Why the hell not. I've been looking for a good horror game anyways."
Big mistake.
The game wasn't even close to scary. It had clumsy controls. It had cringe-worthy voice acting.
Above all, it was a waste of $5. I could have gone to subway and ordered a foot-long meatball marinara, dammit.
I played the game for 20 minutes, constantly telling myself that it's going to get better. I finally made it to a glitch that required a reset. I also realized that, in fact, Condemned will never make it to my Acceptable Games list.
Big mistake.
The game wasn't even close to scary. It had clumsy controls. It had cringe-worthy voice acting.
Above all, it was a waste of $5. I could have gone to subway and ordered a foot-long meatball marinara, dammit.
I played the game for 20 minutes, constantly telling myself that it's going to get better. I finally made it to a glitch that required a reset. I also realized that, in fact, Condemned will never make it to my Acceptable Games list.