Do you fake being sick to get out of School?

[Cpu46]

Used to almost twice a week back in grade school. Not anymore though, i learned that it was not helpful at all.

 

[borediam113]

I would fake being well so that I could go to school and throw up on my teacher's shoes.

 

[Beartrucci]

I do sometimes, but regret it the next day seeing as something really interesting or cool always happens the day I fake being sick.

 

[Marik2]

I never had to fake it my mom would let me skip school whenever I didn't feel like going.

 

[Chicago Ted]

I don't fake completely. If I feel like crap and really don't want to be there, I'll occassionally exagerate it a bit to get out.

 

[Commissar Sae]

School no, work yes. The fun part about having a permanent medical condition is that I can always use it as an excuse to not go into work that day.

 

[firedfns13]

I just tell my mother I'm not going, and then proceed to go back to sleep.
It's awesome to have a bitchy sister who never goes and always fights with her, that way, those few days a year I decide to not go, I don't have to.

 

[Octorok]

I skip on a bloody unprecedented scale. I've got a long-term viral syndrome, and have done for two years, but I'm finally shaking the bastard off. Keeps me off a few days a week, or about a month off straight at first and when I got swine flu. It's real, but I can't count the days I've just though, "Fuck it, the illness can take the blame" and just not done my homework. It's a get-out-of-jail-free card that's healing .

 

[Oregano]

I used to skip out in elementary and middle school, but I like school too much now to skip.

Plus, if I get dropped from a class (due to absences), I can loose my dorm and my parents will hang my remains from a pike as a message to all of the campus.

 

[samsprinkle]

Not really, I'm on the welfare, with no hope of getting insurance, so I'm usually pretty sick...I've actually developed scurvy..I mean...who the fuck develops scurvy in the U.S.? Am I a pirate?

 

[sokka14]

if my rents weren't so fucking anal about school, i would have done it a lot more.

although subjects like PSE and general studies i skipped without even giving a reason. not cause i'm "badass", cause they were a waste of my life and the teachers cared about my attendance almost as much as i did.