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Hristo Tzonkov

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I call my cars left and right foot.I find it funny and anatomically correct.

Seriously I was hoping this would be a thread about naming your penis :/
 

Catie Caraco

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My first car was a red, '99 Honda Accord Coupe with a moon roof. I called her Jinxie cause she had spunk and attitude and didn't take nothin' from nobody. It was also the name of my ranger pet in Guild Wars.

After Jinxie died I got a '02 Saturn SL 2. This car and I never got along. It was blue, and when I got it it pulled to the left (the result of a front end collision we'd been told nothing about. Fail on our part for not asking for a carfax). I called her Libby, as in short for Liberal. Blue, pulls to the left... get it?

Scrapped Libby back in June and got a brand spanking new 2012 Honda Civic. She's blue and her name is Lana. My boyfriend got a matching one in red named Clark. I don't like the name Lois, so I went with Lana, but really she's Lana Cane from Archer, not Superman's childhood sweetheart. Well, she's both I guess.

The boyfriend almost named his car Carthulu. That would have been cooler, but I couldn't think of a good sister name for my car. ><
 

Instinct Blues

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Redlin5 said:
So, do you name your vehicles or are you one of those people who doesn't nickname Pokemon either?
Oh you better believe I nickname my Pokemon as well as other things. The catch is I don't give nicknames like Batcar or anything silly like that I give them really mundane commonplace names like Dereck, Bob, John, etc. I just find it hilarious to give things normal names everything except children oddly enough. I want to name my children something awesome or obscure just because I can though I'd be terrible at because I'd want to rename my kid everytime I found a better name.
 

StBishop

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So, I thought this was going to be about my penis (don't lie, we all did) but no my car didn't have a name beyond Astra.

I don't think you need to name a car to love it. I loved that car more than I am willing to believe most people are even capable of loving a car.

I'd have killed living beings to protect that car. Unfortunately it got to a point where I couldn't afford to keep her and she's gone. :( I hope she's in a loving home.

I'll probably never own another Astra because it wouldn't be the same.
 

mrmostlymittens

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I had a Chevy ST pickup. Her name was Susan. I moved across the country for school so my parents sold her. She ended up with a nice family. Last I heard they had driven her from New Jersey to Maine for a trip. One time I made a fb post saying "God I miss my Susan"...everyone assumed I was talking about a girl...except for my ex gf who said she missed her too ha.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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James Crook said:
Damn, when I read the title I thought it was going to be another "Do you give a name to your genitals" thread...
Come on, this site has more class than that...

Killerpai said:
My truck is named Randy which is short for Miranda. She has big balls.
varulfic said:
So what did you guys think this thread was going to be about when you first entered? I thought it was going to be about weiners.
TheDarkEricDraven said:
Jango Starr.
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Oh, my car?
No, sorry, I don't have a car.
Jegsimmons said:
i call mine Dick Johnson...oh wait this is about cars?
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Lilani

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No. I think in order to name something, you have to be emotionally attached to it. I don't have any emotional attachment to my car. Sure, it's useful, and I'm proud of what I have, but I don't see any point in naming it. I have some of a history with it, and I've had some fun times in it, but I don't hold my car responsible for those good times. That's just the place those things took place. I wouldn't name my house just because I had a really good party in it, or a mad Apples to Apples tournament.

I probably would be sad or angry if my car got totaled, come to think of it, but only because that would be very costly and inconvenient, and my insurance would go up.
 

emeraldrafael

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I have a 95 Pontiac Grand Am (two door) SE.

Her name is Victoria, cause she's very regal and beautiful.
 

JMeganSnow

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antidonkey said:
No.

However my wife often refers to my Challenger as Black Betty. Once puberty passes naming cars tends to be more of a female thing. Not entirely sure what.
Beats me, I've never named any of my cars. I just call them what they are: "The Civic" "The Tracer" "The Saturn". My entire family does this. "The Jeep" "The Jetta" etc.
 

InsomniJack

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Monkfish Acc. said:
My car is named the Fuckbucket.
Similarily, my house is named the Fuckhole.

There is a trend in my names for things.
They have large openings? ;)

OT: I don't really have a name for my car. I do, however, have two little companions with me wherever I go. One is a little Lego sticker of a guy in prison on my rearview mirror called Mitch (to honor the first time I did voice acting), and the second is a dangling keychain skeleton named Manny (points to those who know the reference).

Otherwise, I don't really name things. Except for my lovely red Schecter Damien guitar. Its name is Judith.
 

Chasing-The-Light

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I do not have a car, nor do I have a license (by my own choice). But if I did, I would definitely name it, though I don't know what right now.

I did drive my mother's white Toyota Echo for a while, though. And we called it her rolling marshmallow. That's about as close as it gets for now. xD
 

Grotch Willis

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I personally haven't named any of my vehicles, but my one of my friends had a 89 black toyota corolla which he dubbed the bullet, and now he has an 04 honda civic called the green goblin.
 

SaberXIII

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I haven't got a car, and don't intend to until I can get cheaper insurance, but I intend to, at one point in my life, have a BMW that will be called 'Ashcroft'.