Do you have a plan for the zombie apocalypse?

[Burst6]

I don't really have a plan, but if the opportunity ever came up i would hide in a cave with a magical unlimited ammo sentry gun pointing at the only entrance. there would be sirens outside attracting zombie attention and a pit below leading to a underground waterfall, so the dead bodies don't pile up. The zombies will be dead in hours.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Plant a whole bunch... oh wait I've already used that joke.
Basically since zombie apocalypses never happen in Canada, I'll just sit at the border and laugh.

Note: Left 4 Dead custom campaign Escape From Toronto

On-Topic:

There's no real way to predict how the zombie apocalypse would actually.. What's the word I'm looking for..

Ah. You can't exactly predict the way things will be. I don't know whether I'll be dead or alive or with my family or friends and what not, but I'm not going to be living the fantasy of being a hard-core zombie murderer with a tank and machine guns.

Ah, but "custom campaign" implies user made therefore it doesn't count. Besides I've never played Left 4 Dead.

 

[enzilewulf]

Ah as I have said to many other same exact fucking threads.

Tactical Nukeular insertion.

 

[Dominar]

Not to rain on anybodies "zombie contingecy plan" parade...But alot of this don't seem to make any sense.

Frankly all my friends have agree that we are going to hit up the ocean front. There is a really nice hotel their that has only one entrance on the first floor and no windows. The back part that faces the ocean has a 25 foot solid concrete wall. The plan is to take that hotel demolish all the surrounding buildings and turn the rubble into a wall around it. We should be able to survive off fish and stuff, provided there hasnt be a big oil spill or something else. If not then the local home and garden places have the stuff to make an indoor garden ( forget the name of those) that can be set up on the roof. As for water, do like they did in 28 days later or just boil some salt water with a a piece or tarp and another pot to collect the freash water. As for weapons I live in VA one of largest military areas?I don?t think they would be a problem.

Now the biggest problem I have yet to over come..Is repairing said shelter? what happens when other groups of survivors start showing up? And how to run my new society without being a tyrant

 

[WolfThomas]

I have a crowbar in the boot of my car, I have a rifle and combat knife at home. Che sara sara.

 

[hittite]

 

[saphiren]

1. Visit graveyards, burial places, battlefields and other places with lots of corpses (like the catacombs of Paris) and raise the dead.
2. Recruit the living into my army of undead minions.
3. Rule the world!

4. Get science zombies to build robots
5. Have robots build more robots
6. Build lots more robots before all my undead minions have rotten away.
7. Replace my body with machines to achieve immortality
8. Start space-program
9. Start inter-galactic empire.
???
10. Rule the universe.

11. Start trans-dimensional travel-program
12. Take over other dimensions
13. Inter-Dimesional Domination!
???
14. Godhood

The steps marked "???" are points where more plotting is needed, but before plotting can start, more information needs to be gathered.
The gathering of information can only start once I'm at that step.
The "???" will at that point probably be replaced by multiple steps, possibly more detailed plans which will be mentioned in separate documents.

You've been planning for a while, haven't you? How do we know you didn't instigate said zombie apocalypse?

 

[The Candyman]

Nearest body of water + boat and you're all set. Zombies can't swim, raid costal areas for supplies. Barricades are just as good as tombs.

Zombies don't need to swim. they'll either float to you, or walk along the lake bed and climb your anchor.
I would grab every weapon, tool, food item (Perishables go in the cooler) important person, and by zombies survival guide, and find myself a train. They're almost impossible to tip, move fast, can go for long distances and various locations, have electricity, and they're comfortable. It's like a mobile fortress. If I need supplies, I'll stop at a town, pick off any zombies in the immediate area, and take a search party out for food, and ammo. If I need more fuel, electricity, or water, I can stop at a station and refuel. Also, I can keep in touch with other train people or anyone else by using the radio. I can figure out the controls when I get the train.

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

I intend to move in with burt gummer. (obscure movie reference FTW!!)

You can't sneak a Tremors reference past me that easily.

Blast! Foiled again by an equal obscure movie buff...

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Zombies are no longer a threat. If there are confirmed sightings anywhere, within minutes there will be an army of gamers and nerds decending on the area, armed with every variety of weapon avalible along with hundreds of copies of the Zombie Survival Handbook and World War Z. the threat will be eradicated within minutes.

If zombies were to rise for real, everyone on this site will be excited. Admit it.

 

[Jark212]

Yes, Plans Alpha-Lima there's some variation on a few of those plans so there are a few more then 12 plans...

 

[JohnTomorrow]

First step is to make it to my father's apartment complex. He lives in the section closest to the beach, overlooking the carpark.

There are three points of access to the apartment - the elevator, the fire escape, and a wooden bridge leading from the main foyer and complex over the fake beach in the middle of the complex. The bridge is bolted to metal railings which are quite sturdy - one person could easily crowbar the planks out of the bridge, working backwards until they reach our apartment block. We could jam the fire escape full of couches and stuff, making it impassable, and the elevator could probably be turned off.

Then we simply raid the rest of the apartments for food/supplies. We can use rope for an escape down the edge of the balcony to the carpark, or up to the roof - where we can build a glasshouse for food as well as a secondary escape.

 

[brtshstel]

I already have an assortment of firearms and ammunition. I also have a store room full of canned food items and non-perishables.

All I need is a stockpile of gasoline for my escape vehicle, and I also need a truck that can handle running over a handful of the undead, such as a Land Rover, Suburban, Gaz Tigr (a civilian version of Russian army SUV akin to a Land Rover), or a other light truck I can retrofit with steel plating and an extra gas tank.

I will get around to digging a piranha-infested moat and building concrete walls )with razor wire on top) around a secluded estate later. The house will have photovoltaic shingles and wind generators for electricity, and I will replace all my gas-powered appliances with electrical ones.

Yes, I will have a fortress.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

1. Visit graveyards, burial places, battlefields and other places with lots of corpses (like the catacombs of Paris) and raise the dead.
2. Recruit the living into my army of undead minions.
3. Rule the world!

4. Get science zombies to build robots
5. Have robots build more robots
6. Build lots more robots before all my undead minions have rotten away.
7. Replace my body with machines to achieve immortality
8. Start space-program
9. Start inter-galactic empire.
???
10. Rule the universe.

11. Start trans-dimensional travel-program
12. Take over other dimensions
13. Inter-Dimesional Domination!
???
14. Godhood

The steps marked "???" are points where more plotting is needed, but before plotting can start, more information needs to be gathered.
The gathering of information can only start once I'm at that step.
The "???" will at that point probably be replaced by multiple steps, possibly more detailed plans which will be mentioned in separate documents.

You've been planning for a while, haven't you? How do we know you didn't instigate said zombie apocalypse?

Well, there are no zombies eating your brain yet, are there?
If there are, someone has put my plan to action before I had the time to do it.
I assume that is not the, case because I see no zombies outside the window.
Anyway, it should be clear that my plan for the zombie apocalyps is the zombie apocalypse!
Well, technicaly it's more than just a zombie apocalypse, but after step 6 (third step of the second phase) you won't have to worry about it anymore.

 

[silver wolf009]

im going to quiekbeckastaneria
so secluded and secret that only me and a handful of outsiders know of its exstience

 

[GonzoGamer]

Yes.
I'm going to become an advocate for zombie rights.
They only want your brains you know.

"Save the Zombies!"

 

[Mozza444]

Yes, i do have a plan..

However its too complex and contains too much information on the area around me for me to be botherd to share it

 

[ssgt splatter]

1. Get weapons
2. Get ammunition
3. Get M.R.E.'s
4. Secure a safe room and hold out for rescue.

But...if it's the Left 4 Dead zombie apocalypse, heh forget it. Commit suicide with the Desert Eagle.

 

[GamingAwesome1]

Kill anyone I don't like, human or not and then wait it out in a cupboard.

We don't have gun stores around every corner here in the UK.

 

[Beardon65]

No.

Also, I was promised a poll.

You lied to me.

Wow. I changed the title two seconds after I started the thread. Do you just refresh the forums or something?

Yes I understand that it was going to be a poll but, because of my short attention span, I forgot to check the poll box... Also, I prefer to call it, "the art of skillful communication".