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ArchBlade

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Prowers said:
I can continuously crack my knuckles for ever and ever.
This. I can do this. Can you by any chance do it without using your other hand?
 

SoranMBane

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I can meow like a cat, almost perfectly. I can also do a convincing bird chirp every once in a while(Scared my dad once. He thought there was an actual bird in the house). Plus, I can become a walking encyclopedia for almost any fiction I get into. It makes me feel like a nerd.
 

systhicsfg

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I'm unbeatable at staring contests.

I will never blink.
Oh really? I challenge you to a staring contest at dawn!

I very rarely lose staring contests. Though apparently it's totally creepy if you don't know a contest is in progress, makes me look like a freak. And it dries out my contacts :(

Edit: 100th post =D. I've been waiting so long for this day.. *sniffles*
 

Broady Brio

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Yoshemo said:
I can wrap my left arm around my head and touch my left sholder without dislocating anything. it looks disgusting XD
I just tried that.. pain ensued.

My usless talent is that I have soft skin. Yes soft skin, softer than girls, don't use moisturiser. Pretty embrassing atucually.
 

Flux289

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I'm ambidextrous and i can speak extremely fast in normal conversations without realising it.
 

PureChaos

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i'm trying to learn all the words to Yakko's World. got the first verse down, the second is nearly there and bits from the other verses. i WILL learn it all
 

Mighty Lighty

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Froobyx said:
I can fit a Wagon Wheel in my mouth and close it... And with no sexual pun intended, my boyfriend can stick his index finger down my neck without me gagging ^^
How the hell did you find that out?

I can do that 50`s dance move that looks like your swapping your knees really well

also goes being infamously bad at sports count due to my massive amount of sporting losses I have no competitive streak
 

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I'm like a less impressive version of Wildcat... I can do the splits and kick my right leg vertically up and hold it there (so that it's in line with the rest of my body). Actually... I assume I can still do the second one. It's been quite a while since I tried.

And I can crack my elbows.
 

Prowers

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ArchBlade said:
Prowers said:
I can continuously crack my knuckles for ever and ever.
This. I can do this. Can you by any chance do it without using your other hand?
Yes, I can crack both of them simultaneously without cracking each other.
 

Thirsk

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With a dictionary, I can read and write old norse, the language of the vikings.
 

Yoshemo

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Broady Brio said:
Yoshemo said:
I can wrap my left arm around my head and touch my left sholder without dislocating anything. it looks disgusting XD
I just tried that.. pain ensued.

My usless talent is that I have soft skin. Yes soft skin, softer than girls, don't use moisturiser. Pretty embrassing atucually.
Every time I do that around other people, at least 2 will try to do it too and hurt themselves. its funny to watch XP And I got the soft skin thing too. too bad I got arm and leg hair to ruin it >n>
 

Yoshemo

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pompom8volt said:
Broady Brio said:
Yoshemo said:
I can wrap my left arm around my head and touch my left sholder without dislocating anything. it looks disgusting XD
I just tried that.. pain ensued.
Holy fuck.... it hurts... it hurts so bad....
I lol at you C: Im the only one who can do it without dislocating stuff
 

TyphoidMary

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I can roll my stomach. Like a wave, it's kinda fun, freaks out little kids. Also, I enjoy imitating the sound of a dinosaur or large angry bird (not necessarily a dinosaur, but close enough). Contract the muscles in your throat, inhale and try to growl. It's hard to explain, but it's fun, and it also freaks out the kids
 

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Wild Cat said:
I can crack my fingers, elbows, neck, back and hips. Also I'm very flexible, thus I can do a backbend from standing position, touch my knees with my forehead (legs straight) and put my foot behind my head. :p
I can also crack most of the major joints at will. And as for the backbends... [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji1R7agKpSg] I've always been naturally flexible. On a good night I can lie on the floor with my legs curved over my back and feet by my ears.