Do you have followers on the escapist?

[manaman]

For the last time son. The communists brainwashed you. You where never from Russia and you have this whole sad affair mixed up in your broken mind. Your poor mother just couldn't take the stress.

Ahem

The future oppressed masses won't know what hit them.

Get your story straight, communist.

I can oppress people without forcing then to live under the yoke of communism.

All oppression is communism. Serve your foul Marxian masters!

It look like the programming was a little too effective. It seems you are now associating everything evil with communism. There is evil aside from communism as well son. It would be best if you remember that.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Spoiler: A better question would be:

Why the fuck would you care about having followers on The Escapist? That's the height of totally insignificant bullshit right there.

"My e-peen, it is so huge and massive because random internet dwellers appreciate my unimportant posts on a video game forum. *le gasp* I just realised that there are thousands of other random internet dwellers who come here who could not give a shit less about my posting. OH NOES! MY FRAGILE SELF-ESTEEM HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY THIS REALISATION!
/wrist
/wrist
/wrist

 

[Pimppeter2]

For the last time son. The communists brainwashed you. You where never from Russia and you have this whole sad affair mixed up in your broken mind. Your poor mother just couldn't take the stress.

Ahem

The future oppressed masses won't know what hit them.

Get your story straight, communist.

I can oppress people without forcing then to live under the yoke of communism.

All oppression is communism. Serve your foul Marxian masters!

It look like the programming was a little too effective. It seems you are now associating everything evil with communism. There is evil aside from communism as well son. It would be best if you remember that.

Communism is the root of all evil. Of course, a communist would think otherwise.

BEDTIME STORY! BEDTIME STORY! Or I'm gonna stay awake all night! And scream! And eat all the biscuits!

How about the story of the little girl who disappeared because she ate all of daddy's gooddamn biscuits.

Daddy already told me that story! Don't you know anything! TELL ME A NEW STORY RIGHT NOW

How about the story of the little girl who didn't know her step dad could be abusive sometimes?

Ooooh whats that one? :O TELL ME NOW OR I WILL TELL DADDY WHAT YOU DID WITH MUMMY!

Once upon a time. There was a sweet little princess. But she wouldn't shut the fuck up, so we made her sleep in the doghouse. Goodnight.

Its alright, we sent him tapes.

THATS A LAME STORY AND I HATE IT AND YOUR LAME AND MY TEACHER SAYS NEVER TO SWEAR YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY

That's it. I'm getting the belt.

 

[ilspooner]

For the last time son. The communists brainwashed you. You where never from Russia and you have this whole sad affair mixed up in your broken mind. Your poor mother just couldn't take the stress.

Ahem

The future oppressed masses won't know what hit them.

Get your story straight, communist.

I can oppress people without forcing then to live under the yoke of communism.

All oppression is communism. Serve your foul Marxian masters!

It look like the programming was a little too effective. It seems you are now associating everything evil with communism. There is evil aside from communism as well son. It would be best if you remember that.

Communism is the root of all evil. Of course, a communist would think otherwise.

BEDTIME STORY! BEDTIME STORY! Or I'm gonna stay awake all night! And scream! And eat all the biscuits!

How about the story of the little girl who disappeared because she ate all of daddy's gooddamn biscuits.

Daddy already told me that story! Don't you know anything! TELL ME A NEW STORY RIGHT NOW

How about the story of the little girl who didn't know her step dad could be abusive sometimes?

Ooooh whats that one? :O TELL ME NOW OR I WILL TELL DADDY WHAT YOU DID WITH MUMMY!

Once upon a time. There was a sweet little princess. But she wouldn't shut the fuck up, so we made her sleep in the doghouse. Goodnight.

Its alright, we sent him tapes.

THATS A LAME STORY AND I HATE IT AND YOUR LAME AND MY TEACHER SAYS NEVER TO SWEAR YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY

That's it. I'm getting the belt.

Not the belt! Please, the deep scars haven't healed yet! And I've been getting straight A's just like you said! I'm a good girl! D:

 

[Pimppeter2]

For the last time son. The communists brainwashed you. You where never from Russia and you have this whole sad affair mixed up in your broken mind. Your poor mother just couldn't take the stress.

Ahem

The future oppressed masses won't know what hit them.

Get your story straight, communist.

I can oppress people without forcing then to live under the yoke of communism.

All oppression is communism. Serve your foul Marxian masters!

It look like the programming was a little too effective. It seems you are now associating everything evil with communism. There is evil aside from communism as well son. It would be best if you remember that.

Communism is the root of all evil. Of course, a communist would think otherwise.

BEDTIME STORY! BEDTIME STORY! Or I'm gonna stay awake all night! And scream! And eat all the biscuits!

How about the story of the little girl who disappeared because she ate all of daddy's gooddamn biscuits.

Daddy already told me that story! Don't you know anything! TELL ME A NEW STORY RIGHT NOW

How about the story of the little girl who didn't know her step dad could be abusive sometimes?

Ooooh whats that one? :O TELL ME NOW OR I WILL TELL DADDY WHAT YOU DID WITH MUMMY!

Once upon a time. There was a sweet little princess. But she wouldn't shut the fuck up, so we made her sleep in the doghouse. Goodnight.

Its alright, we sent him tapes.

THATS A LAME STORY AND I HATE IT AND YOUR LAME AND MY TEACHER SAYS NEVER TO SWEAR YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY

That's it. I'm getting the belt.

Not the belt! Please, the deep scars haven't healed yet! And I've been getting straight A's just like you said! I'm a good girl! D:

That's what your mom said. I just told you to stay away from my goddamn biscuits.

 

[ilspooner]

For the last time son. The communists brainwashed you. You where never from Russia and you have this whole sad affair mixed up in your broken mind. Your poor mother just couldn't take the stress.

Ahem

The future oppressed masses won't know what hit them.

Get your story straight, communist.

I can oppress people without forcing then to live under the yoke of communism.

All oppression is communism. Serve your foul Marxian masters!

It look like the programming was a little too effective. It seems you are now associating everything evil with communism. There is evil aside from communism as well son. It would be best if you remember that.

Communism is the root of all evil. Of course, a communist would think otherwise.

BEDTIME STORY! BEDTIME STORY! Or I'm gonna stay awake all night! And scream! And eat all the biscuits!

How about the story of the little girl who disappeared because she ate all of daddy's gooddamn biscuits.

Daddy already told me that story! Don't you know anything! TELL ME A NEW STORY RIGHT NOW

How about the story of the little girl who didn't know her step dad could be abusive sometimes?

Ooooh whats that one? :O TELL ME NOW OR I WILL TELL DADDY WHAT YOU DID WITH MUMMY!

Once upon a time. There was a sweet little princess. But she wouldn't shut the fuck up, so we made her sleep in the doghouse. Goodnight.

Its alright, we sent him tapes.

THATS A LAME STORY AND I HATE IT AND YOUR LAME AND MY TEACHER SAYS NEVER TO SWEAR YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY

That's it. I'm getting the belt.

Not the belt! Please, the deep scars haven't healed yet! And I've been getting straight A's just like you said! I'm a good girl! D:

That's what your mom said. I just told you to stay away from my goddamn biscuits.

Uh oh, don't look in the cupboard then...

 

[Pimppeter2]

For the last time son. The communists brainwashed you. You where never from Russia and you have this whole sad affair mixed up in your broken mind. Your poor mother just couldn't take the stress.

Ahem

The future oppressed masses won't know what hit them.

Get your story straight, communist.

I can oppress people without forcing then to live under the yoke of communism.

All oppression is communism. Serve your foul Marxian masters!

It look like the programming was a little too effective. It seems you are now associating everything evil with communism. There is evil aside from communism as well son. It would be best if you remember that.

Communism is the root of all evil. Of course, a communist would think otherwise.

BEDTIME STORY! BEDTIME STORY! Or I'm gonna stay awake all night! And scream! And eat all the biscuits!

How about the story of the little girl who disappeared because she ate all of daddy's gooddamn biscuits.

Daddy already told me that story! Don't you know anything! TELL ME A NEW STORY RIGHT NOW

How about the story of the little girl who didn't know her step dad could be abusive sometimes?

Ooooh whats that one? :O TELL ME NOW OR I WILL TELL DADDY WHAT YOU DID WITH MUMMY!

Once upon a time. There was a sweet little princess. But she wouldn't shut the fuck up, so we made her sleep in the doghouse. Goodnight.

Its alright, we sent him tapes.

THATS A LAME STORY AND I HATE IT AND YOUR LAME AND MY TEACHER SAYS NEVER TO SWEAR YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY

That's it. I'm getting the belt.

Not the belt! Please, the deep scars haven't healed yet! And I've been getting straight A's just like you said! I'm a good girl! D:

That's what your mom said. I just told you to stay away from my goddamn biscuits.

Uh oh, don't look in the cupboard then...

ISSSAAAABEELLLLLEEE!

*chases*

Why I oughta!

 

[manaman]

The future oppressed masses won't know what hit them.

true. do any of our victims ever really know what hit them? half the time, i don't even know what hit them. our guys are great improvisers of deadly weapons.

They were trained by the best. Now if only your brother could get his act together, the family would be unstoppable.

cut peter some slack. he's young. he will learn.

I know what you mean. Just the other night I figured it would be good idea to get to know the people he cares about. So I cooked a wonderful dinner and invited his girlfriend over. Pete of course over reacted when he comes downstairs. He just wouldn't listen. Something about how I have excuses for everything. I mean its not like I was planning to sleep with her, wevjust had a water ballot fight and her clothes were still in the dryer when he came downstairs. So typical of him to overreact like that.

 

[ilspooner]

For the last time son. The communists brainwashed you. You where never from Russia and you have this whole sad affair mixed up in your broken mind. Your poor mother just couldn't take the stress.

Ahem

The future oppressed masses won't know what hit them.

Get your story straight, communist.

I can oppress people without forcing then to live under the yoke of communism.

All oppression is communism. Serve your foul Marxian masters!

It look like the programming was a little too effective. It seems you are now associating everything evil with communism. There is evil aside from communism as well son. It would be best if you remember that.

Communism is the root of all evil. Of course, a communist would think otherwise.

BEDTIME STORY! BEDTIME STORY! Or I'm gonna stay awake all night! And scream! And eat all the biscuits!

How about the story of the little girl who disappeared because she ate all of daddy's gooddamn biscuits.

Daddy already told me that story! Don't you know anything! TELL ME A NEW STORY RIGHT NOW

How about the story of the little girl who didn't know her step dad could be abusive sometimes?

Ooooh whats that one? :O TELL ME NOW OR I WILL TELL DADDY WHAT YOU DID WITH MUMMY!

Once upon a time. There was a sweet little princess. But she wouldn't shut the fuck up, so we made her sleep in the doghouse. Goodnight.

Its alright, we sent him tapes.

THATS A LAME STORY AND I HATE IT AND YOUR LAME AND MY TEACHER SAYS NEVER TO SWEAR YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY

That's it. I'm getting the belt.

Not the belt! Please, the deep scars haven't healed yet! And I've been getting straight A's just like you said! I'm a good girl! D:

That's what your mom said. I just told you to stay away from my goddamn biscuits.

Uh oh, don't look in the cupboard then...

ISSSAAAABEELLLLLEEE!

*chases*

Why I oughta!

Oh no! Must... make...it...to...police...station...in time!

 

[Pimppeter2]

For the last time son. The communists brainwashed you. You where never from Russia and you have this whole sad affair mixed up in your broken mind. Your poor mother just couldn't take the stress.

Ahem

The future oppressed masses won't know what hit them.

Get your story straight, communist.

I can oppress people without forcing then to live under the yoke of communism.

All oppression is communism. Serve your foul Marxian masters!

It look like the programming was a little too effective. It seems you are now associating everything evil with communism. There is evil aside from communism as well son. It would be best if you remember that.

Communism is the root of all evil. Of course, a communist would think otherwise.

BEDTIME STORY! BEDTIME STORY! Or I'm gonna stay awake all night! And scream! And eat all the biscuits!

How about the story of the little girl who disappeared because she ate all of daddy's gooddamn biscuits.

Daddy already told me that story! Don't you know anything! TELL ME A NEW STORY RIGHT NOW

How about the story of the little girl who didn't know her step dad could be abusive sometimes?

Ooooh whats that one? :O TELL ME NOW OR I WILL TELL DADDY WHAT YOU DID WITH MUMMY!

Once upon a time. There was a sweet little princess. But she wouldn't shut the fuck up, so we made her sleep in the doghouse. Goodnight.

Its alright, we sent him tapes.

THATS A LAME STORY AND I HATE IT AND YOUR LAME AND MY TEACHER SAYS NEVER TO SWEAR YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY

That's it. I'm getting the belt.

Not the belt! Please, the deep scars haven't healed yet! And I've been getting straight A's just like you said! I'm a good girl! D:

That's what your mom said. I just told you to stay away from my goddamn biscuits.

Uh oh, don't look in the cupboard then...

ISSSAAAABEELLLLLEEE!

*chases*

Why I oughta!

Oh no! Must... make...it...to...police...station...in time!

Its a good thing that I talked your mother out of your own personal key to the house.

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

The future oppressed masses won't know what hit them.

true. do any of our victims ever really know what hit them? half the time, i don't even know what hit them. our guys are great improvisers of deadly weapons.

They were trained by the best. Now if only your brother could get his act together, the family would be unstoppable.

cut peter some slack. he's young. he will learn.

I know what you mean. Just the other night I figured it would be good idea to get to know the people he cares about. So I cooked a wonderful dinner and invited his girlfriend over. Pete of course over reacted when he comes downstairs. He just wouldn't listen. Something about how I have excuses for everything. I mean its not like I was planning to sleep with her, wevjust had a water ballot fight and her clothes were still in the dryer when he came downstairs. So typical of him to overreact like that.

no, dad, that wasn't our life, that was an episode of scrubs. peter's girlfriend only respects you as an authority figure-she actually loves him.

 

[manaman]

For the last time son. The communists brainwashed you. You where never from Russia and you have this whole sad affair mixed up in your broken mind. Your poor mother just couldn't take the stress.

Ahem

The future oppressed masses won't know what hit them.

Get your story straight, communist.

I can oppress people without forcing then to live under the yoke of communism.

All oppression is communism. Serve your foul Marxian masters!

It look like the programming was a little too effective. It seems you are now associating everything evil with communism. There is evil aside from communism as well son. It would be best if you remember that.

Communism is the root of all evil. Of course, a communist would think otherwise.

BEDTIME STORY! BEDTIME STORY! Or I'm gonna stay awake all night! And scream! And eat all the biscuits!

How about the story of the little girl who disappeared because she ate all of daddy's gooddamn biscuits.

Daddy already told me that story! Don't you know anything! TELL ME A NEW STORY RIGHT NOW

How about the story of the little girl who didn't know her step dad could be abusive sometimes?

Ooooh whats that one? :O TELL ME NOW OR I WILL TELL DADDY WHAT YOU DID WITH MUMMY!

Once upon a time. There was a sweet little princess. But she wouldn't shut the fuck up, so we made her sleep in the doghouse. Goodnight.

Its alright, we sent him tapes.

THATS A LAME STORY AND I HATE IT AND YOUR LAME AND MY TEACHER SAYS NEVER TO SWEAR YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY

That's it. I'm getting the belt.

Even if it is true that communism is the root of all evil, that doesn't mean all evil is communism, nor make communism itself evil. Greed for money causes men to do evil, bit that doesn't make money evil. Communism however is evil, evil to its very core. But the point still stands.

 

[Archereus]

I wouldn't know, but if I did I would love to know.

 

[ilspooner]

For the last time son. The communists brainwashed you. You where never from Russia and you have this whole sad affair mixed up in your broken mind. Your poor mother just couldn't take the stress.

Ahem

The future oppressed masses won't know what hit them.

Get your story straight, communist.

I can oppress people without forcing then to live under the yoke of communism.

All oppression is communism. Serve your foul Marxian masters!

It look like the programming was a little too effective. It seems you are now associating everything evil with communism. There is evil aside from communism as well son. It would be best if you remember that.

Communism is the root of all evil. Of course, a communist would think otherwise.

BEDTIME STORY! BEDTIME STORY! Or I'm gonna stay awake all night! And scream! And eat all the biscuits!

How about the story of the little girl who disappeared because she ate all of daddy's gooddamn biscuits.

Daddy already told me that story! Don't you know anything! TELL ME A NEW STORY RIGHT NOW

How about the story of the little girl who didn't know her step dad could be abusive sometimes?

Ooooh whats that one? :O TELL ME NOW OR I WILL TELL DADDY WHAT YOU DID WITH MUMMY!

Once upon a time. There was a sweet little princess. But she wouldn't shut the fuck up, so we made her sleep in the doghouse. Goodnight.

Its alright, we sent him tapes.

THATS A LAME STORY AND I HATE IT AND YOUR LAME AND MY TEACHER SAYS NEVER TO SWEAR YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY

That's it. I'm getting the belt.

Not the belt! Please, the deep scars haven't healed yet! And I've been getting straight A's just like you said! I'm a good girl! D:

That's what your mom said. I just told you to stay away from my goddamn biscuits.

Uh oh, don't look in the cupboard then...

ISSSAAAABEELLLLLEEE!

*chases*

Why I oughta!

Oh no! Must... make...it...to...police...station...in time!

Its a good thing that I talked your mother out of your own personal key to the house.

Thats what you think! I always have ten spare hidden in on my person! YOU WILL NEVER KEEP ME OUT OF YOUR TASTY BISCUITS! THE ICE-CREAM IS PRETT... I mean, the mice in the ice-cream have been pretty bad recently...

 

[Death God]

I don't make too many threads and the few I do are mostly for help on something or me trying to be witty. So I don't think so but I might. I have been around a while now.

 

[Pimppeter2]

For the last time son. The communists brainwashed you. You where never from Russia and you have this whole sad affair mixed up in your broken mind. Your poor mother just couldn't take the stress.

Ahem

The future oppressed masses won't know what hit them.

Get your story straight, communist.

I can oppress people without forcing then to live under the yoke of communism.

All oppression is communism. Serve your foul Marxian masters!

It look like the programming was a little too effective. It seems you are now associating everything evil with communism. There is evil aside from communism as well son. It would be best if you remember that.

Communism is the root of all evil. Of course, a communist would think otherwise.

BEDTIME STORY! BEDTIME STORY! Or I'm gonna stay awake all night! And scream! And eat all the biscuits!

How about the story of the little girl who disappeared because she ate all of daddy's gooddamn biscuits.

Daddy already told me that story! Don't you know anything! TELL ME A NEW STORY RIGHT NOW

How about the story of the little girl who didn't know her step dad could be abusive sometimes?

Ooooh whats that one? :O TELL ME NOW OR I WILL TELL DADDY WHAT YOU DID WITH MUMMY!

Once upon a time. There was a sweet little princess. But she wouldn't shut the fuck up, so we made her sleep in the doghouse. Goodnight.

Its alright, we sent him tapes.

THATS A LAME STORY AND I HATE IT AND YOUR LAME AND MY TEACHER SAYS NEVER TO SWEAR YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY

That's it. I'm getting the belt.

Not the belt! Please, the deep scars haven't healed yet! And I've been getting straight A's just like you said! I'm a good girl! D:

That's what your mom said. I just told you to stay away from my goddamn biscuits.

Uh oh, don't look in the cupboard then...

ISSSAAAABEELLLLLEEE!

*chases*

Why I oughta!

Oh no! Must... make...it...to...police...station...in time!

Its a good thing that I talked your mother out of your own personal key to the house.

Thats what you think! I always have ten spare hidden in on my person! YOU WILL NEVER KEEP ME OUT OF YOUR TASTY BISCUITS! THE ICE-CREAM IS PRETT... I mean, the mice in the ice-cream have been pretty bad recently...

Clean up this mess!

And get back to the dog house!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't know. I don't think my username carries any weight here. I always try for quality anyway so I don't usually think about it. Of course my friends will check out my threads but that's only to be expected.

 

[Pimppeter2]

For the last time son. The communists brainwashed you. You where never from Russia and you have this whole sad affair mixed up in your broken mind. Your poor mother just couldn't take the stress.

Ahem

The future oppressed masses won't know what hit them.

Get your story straight, communist.

I can oppress people without forcing then to live under the yoke of communism.

All oppression is communism. Serve your foul Marxian masters!

It look like the programming was a little too effective. It seems you are now associating everything evil with communism. There is evil aside from communism as well son. It would be best if you remember that.

Communism is the root of all evil. Of course, a communist would think otherwise.

BEDTIME STORY! BEDTIME STORY! Or I'm gonna stay awake all night! And scream! And eat all the biscuits!

How about the story of the little girl who disappeared because she ate all of daddy's gooddamn biscuits.

Daddy already told me that story! Don't you know anything! TELL ME A NEW STORY RIGHT NOW

How about the story of the little girl who didn't know her step dad could be abusive sometimes?

Ooooh whats that one? :O TELL ME NOW OR I WILL TELL DADDY WHAT YOU DID WITH MUMMY!

Once upon a time. There was a sweet little princess. But she wouldn't shut the fuck up, so we made her sleep in the doghouse. Goodnight.

Its alright, we sent him tapes.

THATS A LAME STORY AND I HATE IT AND YOUR LAME AND MY TEACHER SAYS NEVER TO SWEAR YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY

That's it. I'm getting the belt.

Even if it is true that communism is the root of all evil, that doesn't mean all evil is communism, nor make communism itself evil. Greed for money causes men to do evil, bit that doesn't make money evil. Communism however is evil, evil to its very core. But the point still stands.

I'm impenetrable to your commi logic, you old fool.

 

[manaman]

The future oppressed masses won't know what hit them.

true. do any of our victims ever really know what hit them? half the time, i don't even know what hit them. our guys are great improvisers of deadly weapons.

They were trained by the best. Now if only your brother could get his act together, the family would be unstoppable.

cut peter some slack. he's young. he will learn.

I know what you mean. Just the other night I figured it would be good idea to get to know the people he cares about. So I cooked a wonderful dinner and invited his girlfriend over. Pete of course over reacted when he comes downstairs. He just wouldn't listen. Something about how I have excuses for everything. I mean its not like I was planning to sleep with her, wevjust had a water ballot fight and her clothes were still in the dryer when he came downstairs. So typical of him to overreact like that.

no, dad, that wasn't our life, that was an episode of scrubs. peter's girlfriend only respects you as an authority figure-she actually loves him.

Darn, I was so sure that actually happened. I need to stop mixing up my pills.