I actually have quite a few connections. Listed below, for your curiosity;
My uncle's neighbour is good friends with Gerard Butler, and made a deal with Butler to get half of his wages, if he ever made it big. Butler hasn't paid out, yet. He's probably still quite poor though, especially since he's going out with Jennifer Aniston, who's probably got a lot more expensive tastes.
One of my friends lives next to David Tennants' parents' house. Around Christmas he's very easy to get a hold off. lol
My dad knows Billy Connelly, who occasionally visits one of our local pubs.
Paulo Nutini was in my High School. Wasn't close, but I knew him...
My friend was at a party with Phil Jupitus.
My friends uncles friend is friends with Rod Stewart.
There are others, but I've forgotten the specifics.