Do you use video game quotes in real life?

[Klepa]

If a friend's trying to sound smug, explaining how his amazing knowledge will make all our minds explode, quoting Duke Nukem usually makes it painfully obvious that nobody gives a shit.
"Oh god.. you should know that Blaise Pascal's theory on-"
"Blow it out your ass!"

Whenever someone is absolutely clueless, and can't make sense out of something, the only advice he'll get is "Destroy the Gun Control!". Pretty much interchangeable with "Do a Barrel roll".

 

[Slash Dementia]

"are you going to stand there like a lemon?'

I use that all the time!

"You chase that old nag around the pasture and grab the bell, and I wont slaughter all your chickens" - The Bard's Tale

But I only use ", and I won't slaughter all your chickens." It's pretty funny when the person actually has chickens.

 

[flaming_squirrel]

I know! It's like, Shale's the awesomeness reincarnated in stone and shiny rocks. And Shale has been influencing me, becuase I know feel a remote disliking towards pigeons...

Just completed the main plot and now feel the need to replay the whole thing just to spend more time doing 'Shale stuff', him and oghren were by far the most entertaining characters (I litterally lol'd at one of the responses you can give at some point after says he wants to stay with your party, "I love you too Oghren").

 

[Alotak]

You dont even care do you...

 

[Lullabye]

.......Hello stranger!*then stares awkwardly at them for a few seconds*.-oblivion

 

[Matt-Sama]

When I see a friend of mine and I want his attention i always shout "STOP RIGHT THERE! CRIMINAL SCUM!"

You all know what that is from

 

[Julianking93]

Sometimes I do, but usually its unintentional.

I'll be playing Elder Scrolls for a long time and find myself speaking in 12th century formal accent and saying things like "Hail" or when someone leaves "Come visit again, or I'll pluck out your eyes!!"

Cookie if you guess who said the latter.

 

[gallagherhjh]

I use
"Would you kindly" from bioshock,
"Useless mortal meat!" fromm oblivion shivering isles (when angry and alone LOL)
also after i beat portal I said "It was a triphum" lots but not so much now

 

[Maphis]

I still say mmorpg related stuff alot even though I don't play em anymore

After we down this asignment there will be epic loot!
No wories I got 450 skill level in SQl.
I'm gonna grind abit more money so I can buy a pc (When I still did factory work)
Didn't we have this course a week ago? Was there a rollback I was unaware off?
Will we get achievment after we do ___?
I'm not high enough level for this ___?
Don't ninja all the ___!
(fill in the blanks with something you find apropriate)

A friend of mine got into a drunken fight and actually screamed "SHORYUKEN!" when he punched the guy. Comedy gold

Quoted for sheer epicness!

 

[yourbeliefs]

The only one I consistently use is "Would You Kindly...." Another I use to bug my wife is to go through some of those random Chinese quotes that the data save woman would use in Metal Gear Solid.

 

[dragontiers]

All the time, depending on the situation. Lately it's been "You should have just payed the fine!" anytime someone tells me a long drawn out story about how things kept getting screwed up. Most of the others are one time use things, right when they seem most appropriate. Most of my friends tend to get them.

Another quote I like (although not video game related) is "Isn't enough that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?" anytime someone is unappreciative of the effort I put into something for them.

 

[Dark Prophet]

Reload mister Freeman. If somone has forgot to do something that obviously needs to be done.
And the Cake is a lie whenever a cake is mentioned.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

A couple of times, can't remember them very well though. Annoyed at the amount of people proclaiming that the Cake is merely a lie.

I am tempted now to tell the next person who annoys me "Would you kindly get stepped on by a Big Daddy" just to see if it shuts him up.

 

[blobby218]

eh, i use them sometimes, well i'm in games retail so i probably use them alot but don't realise it>

 

[GrinningManiac]

I will often use TF2 quotes, especially when around friends who will understand them. I have often used the spy's "I'm coming for you" to scare people

Also, I'm quite proud that my random demands of Barrelrolls have created a fad in my non-gaming social circles, and now there are at least 6 people I know who randomly demand barrelrolls from each other without knowing the history of the quote or it's origin

 

[fishman279]

I just mainly do Halo quotes. No one understands any of them...mwahahahahaaaa.

 

[GeneralGrant]

Only with my friend occasionally. Not with anyone else.